Conroe High School - Flare Yearbook (Conroe, TX)

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4. -1 -iiii --1-11.111---- 11 11-:sfo I l l l EVERYBODY L1KEs ICE CREAM f T NOTHING MORE NOURISHING NOR COOLING THESE HOT DA YS 3 Especially when it's such luscious, pure ice cream as lrvin's . Made under strictly sanitary conditions, fresh every day. The in- l gredients used are of the purest, which accounts for its rich, smooth l creamy taste. Eat it at our fountain or take a quantity home. T l The Coolest Place In Town 1 THE CAPITOL DRUG STORE S. K. Hailey, Prop. Conroe, Texas IRVlN'S ICE CREAM CO., HOUSTON ..,....,...... ..-,. 3111-1111. --1--------- 111111111- -i- l l l I 5 WATCH AND FINE 2 l JEWELERY REPAIRING HFEJWIZESH Girls should never nag their fellows. A fellow is like an egg, if continually kept in hot water he will soon become hard boiled. LOST-Near high school building, an umbrella, belonging to a gentleman with a bent rib and bone handle. I could tell you more jokes, but what'S the use, you would only laugh. 12 Not Worth Mentioning Zelma to Mr. Smith: I am indebted to you for all I know. Mr. Smith: Don't mention itg it's a mere trifle FOR SALE. ' A piano forte, the property of a musi- cian with carved legs. WANTED. A room by two gentlemen about 30 feet long and 20 broad. The boy sttod on the moonlit deck His mind was in a whirl, His mouth and eyes were full of hair- His arms were full of girl. Mr. Smith: What is meant with re- ligious persecution? Lila Talley: In olden times when people went to church, all the men had to sit on one side and all the women on the other. This was religious persecution,

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WE D0 PHOTOGRAPH ANYTHING ANYWHERE AN YT IME E KUDAK FINISHING 5 OUR WORK WILL PLEASE YOU. THE SCHLUETERS' STUDIO PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHERS HUNTSWLLE, TEXAS

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CHRISTINE SAYS: A preacher's daughter And a merchant's son, Make a good match When united as one. George Boles All Over. He doesn't dress so neat on work days but he wears his new haf on his Week end. Cl Another Vision Of lt. No matter how pretty our bow-leg- ged girls in school get, they are forever out of shape. Mr. Runyan: What are the three words in the English language that are used most? Lola Fae: I don't know. Miss Minnie: Is there much food value in dates? Bertha Ash: That all depends on who you have them with. Miss Minnie: This wash board is 100 years old. Girls: Yes, it ought to be, it sure is wrinkled. Miss Minnie is interested in you dad. How's that? Archie: Why today after she'd told me six times to sit down and behave my- self, she said she wondered what kind of a father I had. Walter Woodson: Isn't wholesome a funny word. Mr. Runyan: What's funny about it? Walter: Why, you can take the whole off it and have some left. .In--1.1u1-u1u1n1-l1n--n-n-u-n----ln- -n-.+ , - I F i HUGH PUTMAN i 5 YOUR CONTRACTOR 5 I Want Your Business PHONE 166 i i -i------- ------------- -----if in-n--I -1111----1 -- - 1:--ug. . I Come To Us When You Want First Class l l i BARBER WORK 2 i PRICE 81 ALLEN i i + -..-. - - - .-..-..-..-..-..-.. ---- ..-np On This Way Mr. Koen in Agriculture class asked: What is an egg? An egg , said Clinton, is a chicken ' ' i i i HOLLAND si AMDUR 5 1 COMPLETE HOME i F URNISHERS i , T Houston, Conroe, L and Victoria I . I 'l'lin.1-1-un-an-n-n-1u1-u-nn-1-1-11:-I-u-lun-nuluuln Jim Allen Butler Qin agriculture classj You raise your chickens yourself don't you? . Mr Koen: Why no, we have chick- ens to do that. .EA..-.....-..-..-.....-..-.. ....... l ! 5 15. SCHWARTZ i DRY coons Clothing, Shoes, Ladies' Ready-To-Wear E CONROE ---- TEXAS i.-..-. ............ -..-.i 121