Conotton Valley High School - Rockette Yearbook (Bowerston, OH)

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Looking still farther into my crystal ball, I see ROBIN WILSON waiting for Rusty in her rocking chair. On her television is the Monday night Current Events Showl' The hostess of the show is KIM SMITH, and this week her feature guest is CHARLIE 'Hop Sing HARSTINE, with his narration on China. CINDY MCCARTNEY is sitting at the Snack Bar at Hans waiting for her husband to get done working. They have made plans to go to the new Playboy Club, owned and operated by RICK RICHARDSON, Rick's head bunny is BARB FELLg and the entertainment for the evening is The CARPENTER'S , LYNN and Susie, CHERY'L CUNNINGI-LAM is now a receptionist in the office of Marcus Welby, who is married to DEBBIE ARBOGAST. Since she spends so much time in the hospital, she sees quite a bit of him. My crystal ball now focuses on a Marine Base, We find RONALD BERRY in charge of the P. X, , where their specialty is bananas and water. He wants to make sure the Marines don't lose any weight. He serves his bananas on Scott 's towels, This company is owned by LONA SCOTT, DEANA GATCHELL finally got up the nerve to take the Marine entrance test, and she has been promoted to sergeant. It seems as though she really enjoys her work, A new farm couple is IILL TRIPP and BILL LLOYD. They have combined their herds and now operate the Jill and Bill Cow Farm. They possess the whole Conotton Valley. s I see PAT REYNOLDS as the head of a current 'Women 's Lib' movement. Her most avid followers are DONNA SCHMIDT, DEBBIE POTTS, and BONNIE IOHNSON. CARL KUTCHER has taken over Draway 42. He holds weekly drags, and his most recent winner is ROBBIE ROBINSON in his 'green machine. ' His pit crew is headed by JIM WRANA, and his assistant is KENNY MUTH, The future secretary of Henry Kissinger will be PAM ROOK, and her junior secre- tary will be VICKI LAWRENCE, LESLIE COLIN, with Mr. Galigher's help, has invented a new semi called the Colin Semi. fOr was it the Semicol.in?J That is the last of the seniors that I see. Thank you for your help, Madam Swamee. We really appreciate the way you assisted us in foretelling our futures. Goodbye. - Nancy Pearch and Carol Manbeck

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Senior Class Prophecy Carol, I don't want to go in here, Come on, the class elected us to have all of our futures foretold, and we're not backing out now. Anyway, here she comes now. Madam Swamee, I'm Carol Manbeck and this is Nancy Pearch. We'd like to hear about our futures, and those of our classmates. As she seated us around her crystal ball, she asked us to close our eyes and concen- trate on the names of our fellow classmates. As I gaze into my crystal ball, I see COLLEEN HUDAK sitting at a basketball game. She must be statistician for the Harlem Globetrotters. On the floor, K. I. CUSTER just racked up two more points for the great team. The half-time buzzer has just rung, and onto the floor runs the mighty Stoned Ranger and Toronto, portrayed by DOUG CONRAD and SAM CLATTERBUCK respectively. Their wampum squaws for the evening are LEE ANN CAUSBY and CINDY COPELAND. This should be quite an interesting half-time show. Coming into view is a Goshen Dairy truck driven by RANDY CALDWELL. Among his customers are LINDA BAKER and MICHELLE WALLACE. It looks as though these housewives are pleased with his services after all his experience in the high school cafe- teria. I see Sl-IEILA CLARK drilling shorthand into the Senior Block at Conotton Valley High School. At one of the typewriters is BOB YAGER. Since he couldn't master the keys in high school, he now masters the motor as a typewriter repairman. The Music Department has been taken over by two of your seniors. BECKY HUNT is now head of the Vocal Music Section where she keeps everything under control. The Band is directed by BARBARA BURRIS and they have a very strong flute section. The new Home Economics teacher is ROBIN HIDEY. My crystal ball shows me that they are having a demonstration by ZEURA DICKSON on how to make successful eggnog. CATHY EICK is owner of a factory that manufactures blue slips for absent students. Her major customer is LINDA LEEPER, who heads the 'don't go to class' campaign. MARV MULLEN is married to MARY ELLEN ROMIG , and they own Mullen's Mellon Farm. The people in Sherrodsville buy these juicy mellons at Baxter's, where STEVE STOCKER still makes a living. RONNIE LEGGETT makes periodical stops at Baxter's to fix the axles in his I avelin. MlKE SHEPPERSON and TOM BROWNING are now celebrities in magazines. Tom is on the cover ofMad, and Mike poses for the center-fold of Cosmopolitan.

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Senior Class Will I, Debbie Arbogast, will my ability to fly with- out getting caught on clotheslinesg and all my couthness to the only other couth person in the school, Lisa Salapack. I, Linda Baker, will to Chris Link my ability to marry a different guy. I, Ron Berry, will my height to Austin Sell. I, Tom Browning, will my soul to Sharon Knicely and my Olds' to anyone who wants problems. I, Barb Burris, will my ability to be serious at all times, especially while in the band room, to Margie Thompson. l, Randy Caldwell, will to Terry Miller, John Caldwell, and Mark Palmer my ability to keep out of trouble even though I was with them. l, Lynn Carpenter, will my hunting ability to Terry Miller, and my fishing ability to Don Frantz, -l, Lee Ann Causby, will a season's pass to Three Rivers Stadium to Mr. Gross. I, Sheila Clark, will the sign in Hagerstown and the cornfield to Carla Ball. l also will the ability to see trains coming at you that aren't there to Linda Lawrence. I, Sam Clatterbuck, will my long hair to Mr. Thompson 's future sons, and my ability to get out of class to anyone who can hack it. I, Leslie Colin, will all my smart remarks to Mr. Galigherg and my ability to spin my tires to Mr. Evans. I, Doug Conrad, will my no accident driving policy to Joe Finnicumg and my jar of vaseline for chapped lips to Joyce Tripp. I, Cindy Copeland, will to Renee Hudak my ability to ignore Mr. Thompson, and to my sister, Carol, the ability to get along with members of the opposite sex. I, Cheryl Cunningham, .will all my parties to Sharon and Karen Browning. I, K. J. Custer, will my magnificent ability to get along with teachers and coaches to Greg Mc- Cartney and lim Dalton. I, Zeura Dickson, will to Mark Gilchrist my ability to study well. l, Cathy Eick, will Jeff Quillen to Cindy Bache l, Barb Fell, will to my brother, Bobby, my ability to get through CVHS in four years instead of the eight it looks like it's going to take him. l, Deana Gatchell, will to Mr. McVey the Flash Award for 1973 Qbecause of his fabulous tie collectionjg and to Tina Leggett, a MAP! I, Charlie I-Iarstine, will my ability to drive to anyone with a car that will go through as much as mine. l, Robin Hidey, will my driving ability to Kelley Nigng my boyfriend, Rodney, to Amy Smith: and my nickname back to Joyce Tripp. l, Colleen Hudak, will my eraser to my sister, Reneeg my argyle socks to Brian Leggett, and my quietness to Tim Carroll. I, Becky Hunt, will, as if it were mine to give everything of value in this world and the next to all my friends, I, Bonnie Johnson, will my red knee socks to John l-louseholderg and my singing ability to Geral Sanders and Keith Bowling. I, Carl Kutcher, will my so-called lead hands to Perry Grezlik in honor of Coach Bieleski: and my capability in Phys. Ed. to Terry Miller who needs something badly! l, Vickie Lawrence, will my ability to get alo with that special guy and still put up with him to Donna Kandelg and all the fun we had at all of those fun places to Laura Henry.