Conotton Valley High School - Rockette Yearbook (Bowerston, OH)

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Senior Class Prophecy Carol, I don't want to go in here, Come on, the class elected us to have all of our futures foretold, and we're not backing out now. Anyway, here she comes now. Madam Swamee, I'm Carol Manbeck and this is Nancy Pearch. We'd like to hear about our futures, and those of our classmates. As she seated us around her crystal ball, she asked us to close our eyes and concen- trate on the names of our fellow classmates. As I gaze into my crystal ball, I see COLLEEN HUDAK sitting at a basketball game. She must be statistician for the Harlem Globetrotters. On the floor, K. I. CUSTER just racked up two more points for the great team. The half-time buzzer has just rung, and onto the floor runs the mighty Stoned Ranger and Toronto, portrayed by DOUG CONRAD and SAM CLATTERBUCK respectively. Their wampum squaws for the evening are LEE ANN CAUSBY and CINDY COPELAND. This should be quite an interesting half-time show. Coming into view is a Goshen Dairy truck driven by RANDY CALDWELL. Among his customers are LINDA BAKER and MICHELLE WALLACE. It looks as though these housewives are pleased with his services after all his experience in the high school cafe- teria. I see Sl-IEILA CLARK drilling shorthand into the Senior Block at Conotton Valley High School. At one of the typewriters is BOB YAGER. Since he couldn't master the keys in high school, he now masters the motor as a typewriter repairman. The Music Department has been taken over by two of your seniors. BECKY HUNT is now head of the Vocal Music Section where she keeps everything under control. The Band is directed by BARBARA BURRIS and they have a very strong flute section. The new Home Economics teacher is ROBIN HIDEY. My crystal ball shows me that they are having a demonstration by ZEURA DICKSON on how to make successful eggnog. CATHY EICK is owner of a factory that manufactures blue slips for absent students. Her major customer is LINDA LEEPER, who heads the 'don't go to class' campaign. MARV MULLEN is married to MARY ELLEN ROMIG , and they own Mullen's Mellon Farm. The people in Sherrodsville buy these juicy mellons at Baxter's, where STEVE STOCKER still makes a living. RONNIE LEGGETT makes periodical stops at Baxter's to fix the axles in his I avelin. MlKE SHEPPERSON and TOM BROWNING are now celebrities in magazines. Tom is on the cover ofMad, and Mike poses for the center-fold of Cosmopolitan.

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Michelle: Elkhorn City High School lg Beta Club 2,3,4: Beta Treasurer 4g Science Club 45 Science Club Treasurer 4. Robin: Pep Club 1: Librarian Club 1: F.H.A. 15 Girls' Bas- ketball Varsity l, 2,3g Choir 1.4: Track lg Class Vice- President 2: Band 1,2g Girls' State Representative 3: Mixed Ensemble 4: Senior Girls' En- semble 4: B.O.E. Club Sec- retary 4. Jim: Weight Lifting 1. Bob: Wrestling 3. Michelle Wallace Roberta Denise Wilson J im Wrana Robert E. Yager

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Looking still farther into my crystal ball, I see ROBIN WILSON waiting for Rusty in her rocking chair. On her television is the Monday night Current Events Showl' The hostess of the show is KIM SMITH, and this week her feature guest is CHARLIE 'Hop Sing HARSTINE, with his narration on China. CINDY MCCARTNEY is sitting at the Snack Bar at Hans waiting for her husband to get done working. They have made plans to go to the new Playboy Club, owned and operated by RICK RICHARDSON, Rick's head bunny is BARB FELLg and the entertainment for the evening is The CARPENTER'S , LYNN and Susie, CHERY'L CUNNINGI-LAM is now a receptionist in the office of Marcus Welby, who is married to DEBBIE ARBOGAST. Since she spends so much time in the hospital, she sees quite a bit of him. My crystal ball now focuses on a Marine Base, We find RONALD BERRY in charge of the P. X, , where their specialty is bananas and water. He wants to make sure the Marines don't lose any weight. He serves his bananas on Scott 's towels, This company is owned by LONA SCOTT, DEANA GATCHELL finally got up the nerve to take the Marine entrance test, and she has been promoted to sergeant. It seems as though she really enjoys her work, A new farm couple is IILL TRIPP and BILL LLOYD. They have combined their herds and now operate the Jill and Bill Cow Farm. They possess the whole Conotton Valley. s I see PAT REYNOLDS as the head of a current 'Women 's Lib' movement. Her most avid followers are DONNA SCHMIDT, DEBBIE POTTS, and BONNIE IOHNSON. CARL KUTCHER has taken over Draway 42. He holds weekly drags, and his most recent winner is ROBBIE ROBINSON in his 'green machine. ' His pit crew is headed by JIM WRANA, and his assistant is KENNY MUTH, The future secretary of Henry Kissinger will be PAM ROOK, and her junior secre- tary will be VICKI LAWRENCE, LESLIE COLIN, with Mr. Galigher's help, has invented a new semi called the Colin Semi. fOr was it the Semicol.in?J That is the last of the seniors that I see. Thank you for your help, Madam Swamee. We really appreciate the way you assisted us in foretelling our futures. Goodbye. - Nancy Pearch and Carol Manbeck