Connersville High School - Cohiscan Yearbook (Connersville, IN)

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XX 5 The A , R ai Teeming Tome .,, 'i f vat. .. SENIOR HIGH L.E-BRARY, tm No. 1. Bookies Gnrlailed: 7, Seniors lllamor For Gene Faoes Sentence Big, Babbling Books Justice Catches Up With Notorious Gambler- Crook! ls Charge Of Swindled Widow E. Eugene Scollick, local gyper and notorious lover, has made his last gamble, Known far and wide as the most fearless bookie ever to don a pair of jeans, Mr. Scollick was appre- hended by Patrolmen Norm Hapner and Bill McGrew when Widow Wig- gles Weales, ancient hooch dancer, was heard screaming at the top of her terrestrials in search of help. Arriv- ing at the scene. Patrolmen Hap and Mac arrested this uncouth beggar on the following charge: Scollick had been taking bets on bookworms for a number of years. Justice finally out- weighs this 210 pound monster. Booked For No Good With Judge John M. Hougland reign- ing over a biased jury, no chance is seen for cheerll the accused. tEveryone The first witness to take the stand at the trial was Banker George Brink- man. owner of Brink's National Banks. Mr. Brinkman asserted that early in January he was cheated out of his favorite book, t'Bonzo's Budget, on a bet that Brink couldnit beat Scollick in a game of stud poker. Brinkman won but Scollick raked in the bullion- bond book by declaring a Sneakie Peati' tdishonesty in card playingj. Next to testify was movie actress Bette Joy Ner. Miss Joy Ner stated that a year ago, Mr. Scollick wooed and won her on a bet with a friend. After he proposed, he made off with her prize volume of books, Enslave- ment of a Passionate Blond? Bookie Is Crookie Shame was written all over E. Eu- gene Scollick's face as Wiggles Weales took the stand. Crook, crook, cried Wiggles, you swindled me out of my bubble! Shame! Shame! Shame! While he was on his knees pleading for mercy, Judge Hougland set the date of sentencing for October 32, 1992. Members of the jury are Nancy Skunk, Benita Berry, James Vista, Don Burch,, Paul Peele, Margaret Punsman, Saith Wanley, Silly Mc- Graw, and President of the Disunited States, Donald S. Jerkson. 6 x ACA! of THE BOOK NOOK By HE EARS ALL A FEW of the boys have been hang- ing out down at the Lie-Brary. Don Church, LaVerne Adams, Sonny Jack, Jim Bell, and Malcolm Mitchell can quite frequently be seen lounging around on the tapestry covered shelves. What they do besides lie around is yet to be found out. It has been rumored that they sin! Yes, sin! I have heard that they cut paper dolls out of the school magazines. Did you know-that our Senior class is blessed with a great book writer? Yes, Reely O'Riley. Some of her fam- Kiss 'Em Good-by,', Scullery Maid at Millers', and Self-Made Matri- mony. She has a new murder mys- tery out, Richard, Richard-Private Dick. By some oddity, Nancy Gough has been sitting on her thumb. Not her hand, Remus, but her copy of the book, Tom Thumb. Doggone, these Lie-Brary seats are hard. Wanted! For the embezzlement of books, James E. MacDaniel. Last seen heading for Florida wearing black horn-rimmed glasses. I wonder if these were stolen from his dad? Date - - Book Bar Dotes ond Figs Stuffed Like Pigs I Open Thursdays Page 102 Cord's Reporter Noses Around And Quizzes Classmates To Smell Out Information More and different books for the school lie-brary are demanded by the senior class of '52. Nosing around to find out some of their viewpoints, Mr. Cord's reporter, Rod, smelled out in- formation from his classmates. This is what they had to say. Love books, gigled Velma Ander- son, they set me afiref' More books on baseball, says Freida Senn. Bob Riddell stated that he preferred hooks about menus for Thanksgiving. Art Stewart asked for old auto articles. It's stuffy books for Jim Adam. ttaxidermyl. Give Marilyn Nichols a great big book to hide her head in so that she can chew her chewing gum. Jerry Goodson wants a big book, too. He has trouble eating his orange in study hall without the teacher find- ing out. Maybe he could put the peels in between the pages. t'Matrimony, cried Rosalie Kibby and Eileen Sherwood. Dave Ferries is interested in books on angling. tAngling or bait, Dave?J Miss Wills says that these new books can be bought if all the seniors donate fifty cents apiece. Anybody willing to fork over that much? A-8 .gy .- H . I JA! I of X New books at the Lie-Brary: Daniel Boone, written by Cousin George. Society Pins, by Edith Del Hop- kins. Bark Twain, by Mabel Swain. Get More Rest, by Lillian Metz. How To Play The Tuber, written by Edward Huber.

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F I I I Our Sincere Congratulations And Best Wishes To The Class a Of '52 I Rex Manufacturing Company, Inc. coNNEIzsvII.I.E, INDIANA

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Ae.. ,.,....., . f Y v C i i 1 i l 3 l P TEEMING TOME Page 2 TEEMING TOME Published Every Screech Day for the Betterment of Books Editor ................. Rodney Cord Assistant Editor .... John Cord Feature Editor .... Rod Cord Sports Editor .. John Rodney Society Editor .... J. R. C. Censor ...................... R. Cord 1952 OOHEESOUN- I BOOK OF THE YEAR Misses Merry Etta Millor complains that the 1952 Coheescun staff was the best shee ever wurked under. This year's editers wur the onli wons that could bee salvaged from the Scenior class. Seams that all the bouys wur two lazi two put fourth any effert. The gurls wurn't buy any means. Both big weales wur gurls, Joyce Jawnson and Betti Joiner. Wee hope that everywon liked the annual. The addviser and stuffy mem- burs wurked long and hard two put owt a good buck. Wee oh hour wives two Misses Millorg shee saw too it that the gurls had a way home. CSea what can happin at nightlj Thees peeple wurked on the Co- heescun during the curse of the year: Marilyn Bear, Don Curch, Bette Gilly, Nancy Golf, Joyce Jawnson, Betty Joiner, Saranne Miler, Joan Pours, Jo Ann Rilley, Carol Ruins, Kay Sellem, Jane Stump, Bererlie Von, Sally Weels, Marilyn Willyams, Rodney Chord, Walter Garet, Jim Mac- Dunugh, Bob Kurkendall, Janet Peercy, Wayne Whatkins, Walton Would, and Bill Right. Magno Super Duper Duster It Dusts Shelves, Shines Shoes, Wipes Noses, cmd Is Scented With Perfume. On Sole At The Hut Dustmy Britches, Prop. Store Motto: HEXCUSE MY DUST Who's The Sanuk Who Laid Ho With The Book Somebody around this place Is doing something iorongg I went dou'n to the library, And all the books 'were gone. This donft seem. right, I .said , To Roscoe, Better call the sheriff, These empty shelves, poor empty shelves- I just can't seenz. to bear it. Now Roscoe, he heap smart boy And say he play detective, He 5' 10 with hair of red- Nobody would suspect hint. I'll catch the crook, the dirty crook! Shouts Roscoe in disgust. I'll break his arm. and gouge his eyes, I'll get those books or bust. We searched and searched all through The halls ,' a book ice did not find, It u'as getting dark and the sun u'as fl0'lt77Z- Then came this iclzfine, u'hine, ichine. In. locker number 306 We found this senior lass. Bound and gagged and black and blue She said the crook just passed. Page 103' Old Roscoe's nose stood ufay high And sniffed the air for scent, Dozrn. on his hands and knees This great big senior icent. I snzell hint, I snzell him, Cried Rocky Jeep with gleeg He's over there behind the Bush a-climbing up a tree. W'e yanked him, dozcn, He 'was zcearing a nzaskg We pulled it off to Uncover his past. Behold, behold! this guy Talks .u'ith a lingo,- Begorry son, as I live And breathe-'it's Jack Bingo! Confess, confess, you scalaicag. lVe want to find those books! M-iss Wills just sits and cries And cries, nzoutrning for their books. Bingo talks and informs us That the books are safe. That he'll take them. back, dust the shelves, And put them. back in place. The faculty zcas all happy Roscoe had caught the thief, If you didn't like this story SELM'S MORTUARY You Stab 'Em We Slab 'Em Coffins To Suit Call 794312-JXXJ Books of Epitaphs-All Kinds- For Sale