Conneaut High School - Tattler Yearbook (Conneaut, OH)

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SENIOR CLASS WILL TESTATEE: LEGATEE: INHERITANCE: Mary Lou Amldon Betty Palmer My emotional stability Shirley Anthony Clarence Burlingham Five of dead fish Robert Baker Jack Jarvi Complete domination of the weaker sex Gloria Bihlajama Guy Diplacido A broken heart Irene Bowers Patricia Brown Ability to do nothing Garold Braden John Hayes Undying respect of womanhood Ronald Brundage Thomas Taylor Part ownership in the Lovely Lady Salon Rachel Byron Beverly Humalainen Brains, bewilderment, and Barbara Olson boyfriends Nanette Carle Donna Chadwick Perennial suntan Juanita Church Patricia Hews Glorious and unheralded attributes Marilyn Cole Doris Magill One pure-bred jersey cow Wilma Cole Gerald Dalrymple Square-dancing abilities Kathleen Connors Nancy Britton Model-like proportions Janet Cousins Nancy Braun Reserved stool at the Eagle’s Nest Cynthia Davis Anyone who like fruit salad Peachy complexion and cherry lips Rosemary Deiter Joan Plank Twenty pounds of excess weight Donald Dunbar Anthony O’Neil Mathematical wizardry Charles Findley David Hankins Complete explanation of the Einstein theory Phyllis Galliazzo Frank Zappitelli All my Irish Ancestry Edward Griswold William Davison My “Charles Atlas” course Barbara Gruber Hanna Dusenberry Our hallowed seats in the Honor Eleanor Medieros Martha McNulty Society Nancy Gustaferro Shirley Julio Our saintly and ladylike Joan Lemponen Patricia Sanford behaviour Nancy Hakola Melodie Oleson Honorary end position on the gridiron John Harris Donald Smith My exclusive membership in the John Kelly WCTU Gloria Heckendorn Dolores Bartone A double cartwheel sprinkled with peanuts and hot fudge Neal Hoskins Gerald Laakso Secret formula for my secret specialized saturated spitballs Richard Ingram Phillip Warren Involuntary seasonal trips to the Rocci Warren showers William Johnson Richard Clark Perfect record in Sunday School attendance Gary Joslin William Smith Our single seat in homeroom Eleanor Lasko Mary Jane Arcaro Claudia Kangas Phyllis Kent My underclassmen admirers James Kent Erland Ahlberg Automobile accident insurance policy Janet Kitinoja Laura Winturri Original recipe for making Finnish bread Charles Kille Willfred Collingwood Scottish sophistication and Duane Bacon bagpipes Marilyn Zimmerman A left-handed monkey wrench Sidney Lamont through the courtesy of Mister Edv ard Mathews Donovan George Legeza Perry Gildone Set of brass knuckles Mary Ann Livingston Janet Harlacher Spirited rides in a certain Buick Patricia Long Joyce Phillips Three easy lessons on “How to hook a man” Glorianna Louden Frances Holbrook Complete unabridged Mary Louden Ann Tully encyclopedia 30

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The voyage was five days in the making and was most pleasant. I attributed most of this to our Conneaut crrewmen. On the morning before our arrival in Liverpool, I received a radiogram stating that Dr. KENNETH LUNDGREN, mathematics professor at Cambridge, was planning to meet me at the docks. After a spot of tea, “Shine” related the whereabouts of some of our friends. JIM PALAGYI had iust completed swimming the English Channel and had returned to America to receive honors. With their trained animal act, GARY JOSLIN and ELEANOR LASKO were giving command performances before the Royal Family. MAUREEN MANEY and JOAN WALSH and Mo, in distance running. were to appear in the forthcoming Olympics! Joan will perform with the shot-put, From England, I journeyed to Paris to see displays of art by CYNTHIA ROBINSON and DICK INGRAM. They had been studying techniques of old masters and teaching a few of their own. Their teacher was the famed PAULINE ROSS. The city appeared to be in a dither because of the crime wave brought about by “Nasty” JIM REDDY and his gang. Among them were CLYDE VIGNAL, trigger-man; ANTHONY VENDETTI, a body guard; and GENE MALECHAR, driver of their high-powered automobile. You can rest assured though, Detective RONALD WHITNEY was hot on their trail and brought them to justice within one week. Next on my list was Germany, the home of the LOUDEN FINE CANDIES. I sampled the confections from the firm owned and operated by MARY and GLORIANN LOUDEN and rated them as the finest. I then journeyed to Spain. Here I found NANETTE CARLE operating a school for lady bull-fighters. Enrolled were JUANITA CHURCH, MARILYN COLE, ROSEMARY DEITER, BARBARA GRUBER, and KATHLEEN CONNORS. As one cf the extra-curricular activities, the girls held a beauty contest. The winner, KATHLEEN, was proclaimed “Miss Bull-fighter of 1961.” The judge was ROBERT “FAKER” BAKER. I learned through him that when last heard from. NANCY CUSTAFERRO, SHIRLEY ANTHONY, GLORIA BIHLAJAMA, and PHYLLIS GALLIAZZO were in China. They had purchased an old city bus for the purpose to taking a trip around the world and had run out of gas on the Burma Road. My sojourn through Europe was cut short at this time by an emergency return home. On my way home, I received news that gold had been struck in the Yukon by PAT LONG, DOLORES MARCH, MARGARET PETRO, and CYNTHIA DAVIS. (Imagine these girls as gold-diggers!) The girls have been planning a summer resort for Eskimo’s on vacation, so I’m told. It was certainly good to be home again and visit by favorite restaurant operated by MARY LOU WHIPPLE and MARY REO. Occasionally I frequent the Eagle’s Nest for a soft drink, served by its still charming owner JANET COUSINS. Oftentimes, JUDY ROBBINS brings her brood of thirteen in for sodas and candy. JOAN LEMPONEN and WILMA COLE have started a law firm in town. Their first client, MARCIA STINE, has been sueing her fifth husband for non-support. SANDRA LUCAS. ELEANOR MEDEIROS, ROSE MARIE MONDA, and NANCY HAKOLA have been pursuing careers in the business world. All had previously graduated from MARY LOU AMIDON’S SECRETARIAL SCHOOL. CAROL NATTO and ELSIE PENKO have been playing such excellent soft-ball in the city soft-ball league, that they intend to turn professional next season. The “QUICKEE LOAN COMPANY” has been operating under the management of the “Smiling Three”: RUSSELL MERLENE. JOE PROLONG, and DAY-TON DUNBAR. This, my friends, concludes my prophetic writings. My only desire is that you find the greatest success and happiness possible in life, and that your dreams, not mine for you, come true. Charles Kille 29

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SENIOR CLASS WILL TESTATEE: LEGATEE: INHERITANCE Sandra Lucas Donald Skelly Love for small people Kenneth Lundgren Thomas Crmpbell My financial interests in Mister Ralph Miller Donovan’s orangegrove Eugene Malechar Stanley Pazdziorko World wide recognition as an accordion player Mary Ann Mallory Madeline Georgia “Heart to heart” discussions of Shakespeare Maureen Maney Marie m Speer Love for Harbor Irishmen Dolores March Peter Iarocci Future matrimonial plans Joan Raistrick Mary Alice Kauppila Russel Merlene Richard Eckonen “Voice that charms” Lloyd Milhollan Earl Waltz My boxing “ups and downs” Rose Marie Monda John Walters My elevator shoes Mary Carole Natto Collen Johnson Intestinal fortitude Richard Nielsen Rosemary Diauto Dismal outlook on life James Palagyi Joyce Lovell Twinkle toes and ballet shoes Maurice Palo Susan Whitworth Size 12 shoes and press David Waid clippings Edward Pazdziorko Carl Vendetti Hard-earned fight for a diploma Helen Pease Mary Ann Lopeman Loyalty, leadership, and 'transparent bubbles Elsie Penko Miss Johnson’s biology classes My appendix and tonsils Margaret Petro Barbara Starks My “Lizabeth Scott” voice Joe Prolong Barbara Fullerton All my love Beverly Rappold Norma Felch Our union cards, a glass of water, Viola Stevenson Doris English and a toothpick James Reddy Charles Speer Con inual vigilance of the study hall clock Mary Reo Paul Dobbins Dish of good Italian spaghetti and meatballs Bill Riley Bill Funk Radar controlled basketball shots Judith Robbins Agnes Skippon A bundle of love letters and an engagement ring Cynthia Robinson Maureen Hayslip The little finger under which I have Dick Pauline Ross Anna Russo One cf my cosmetic kits Martha Russell Mary Ann Gustaferro Undying devotion to the Springfield Wildcats Robert Shirkman Stewart Bailey Fond memories of my love life Amy Simone Francis Dobbins Ten invigorating lessons in the art of waltzing Marcia Stine Clara Mate Love for the strong, silent type Larry Stone Darrel Markijohn My set of junior bar bells Barbara Taylor Louis Merlene The distinction of being the nearest thing to perpetual motion Anthony Vendetti Carl Zappitelli Front table at the pool hall Clyde Vignal Franklin Northrup My butcher knife and a box of band-aids Joan Walsh Judy Risley My red hair for use as a danger signal Mary Lou Whipple Victorine Whitehill Jerome Muchiarone A sweet, pure seprano voice Ronald Whitney Diana Horton My automatic garbage disposal unit plus two years’ supply of garbage Susan Zack Joyce Palagyi Thirty pages of unsolved James Phillips algebra problems We, the Senior Class of Conneaut High School, declare the foregoing document as a legal manuscript entitling the Juniors to their respective inheritance in accordance with the maganimous generosity of their former classmates. John Harris, Class Lawyer 31