Conneaut High School - Tattler Yearbook (Conneaut, OH)

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Dresses Young Men Correctly. Store, 218 Main St. THE CONNEAUT SUGAR BOWL F. D. SAWDET The Main St. Furniture Dealer Phone 2178-Main CITY MARKET HOUSE The House of Quality

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RUTH F. LONG, Editor Dyer—“Is Dr. Deum well up in his profession?” Ryer—“What he doesn’t know about medicine would fill a cemetery.” “What’s that bronze medal for?” “For singing.” “What’s the gold one for?” “For quitting.” Teacher in English: “Do you care for Crabbe’s Tales” (speaking of literature). Bright Student: “No, I never ate one in my life, but I’m just crazy about lobsters.” Hazel C. passing into Room 8. W. C. W.: “Sit in front of me.” H. C.: “I’m particular.” W. C. W.: Five minutes later. “Are you?” II. C.: “You must have known that when I turned you down.” Page-Thirty

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TIIE TATTLER She—‘ Is there any danger in going up in a balloon?” He—“No, the danger lies most in coming down.” She: “Were you cool in battle?” lie: “Why, I fairly shivered.” History Teacher—“A discoverer who sailed west?” Senior—“1 don’t know.” NO ASSISTANCE NEEDED. As the train neared the city the colored porter approached the jovial gentleman, saying with a smile: “Shall I brush you off, sab?” “No,” he replied, “1 prefer to get off in the usual manner.” Two wretched looking tramps were brought up before a justice of the peace. Addressing the worst looking one, the justice said: “Where do you live?” “Nowhere.” “And where do you live?” addressing the other. “I have the room above him.” Hugh Goughian in Tattler board meeting. “I shall bring the football team down and we will send them away and have cuts made,” (meaning the picture). Page Thirty-two PEOPLE YOU KNOW. Marguerite Clark. Mae Murray....... Charles Chaplin... Roscoe Arbuckle.. Blanche Sweet W. S. Hart........ Mary Miles Minter. Elsie Ferguson Harold Lloyd..... Douglas Fairbanks .......Alice Kurtz Margaret McKenzie ........Hall Kurtz ....Gordon Green ....Lucile Morton .......V. R. Henry .... Leah Goldsmith ....Rath Collinge ----Hugh Cougldan Clarence Rislev “ W hat will we do with this dime, Jimmy? Spend it fer a ice cream or go to the movies?” Go to the movies of course. We kin ta! e in an Indian film and that will make our blood run cold.” Page Thirty-two