Conneaut High School - Tattler Yearbook (Conneaut, OH)

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22 THE TATTLER FAVORITE SONGS. Wilma Sharp—A Little “Ray” of Sunshine. Ruby Anderson—Where is My Wandering Boy Tonight? Nellie Adams—I Want to Go Back to Michigan. Mildred Couch—Somebody’s Sweetheart I Want to Be. Elizabeth S.—Smother Me With Kisses. Dan B.—You’ll Find A Little Bit of Ireland Everywhere. Bob H.—Pass The Pickles. George S.—When I Get Back Again to Bonnie Scotland. Mildred G.—Won’t You Come and Love Me? Minnie R.—I’m a Lonesome Melody. Miriam B.—Won’t You Take Me Back Again? WHAT IS A KISS? A kiss is an application on the lips for heart trouble. Now, girls, don’t all get weak hearts. Miss Sykes in English 12A—“Conrad, explain that verse.” Conrad P.—“When the boy came in, Jenny’s mother gave him the ‘once over.’ ” Doesn’t Harold Pinches remind one of “Foxy Grandpa” when he wears those new “specs” of his? DEFINITIONS Freshman—Grassy; Sophomore—Sassy; Junior—Brassy; Senior— Classy. New 15th Street girl, seeing John Hazeltine in the hall: Oh, isn’t he cute?” A deadly calm settled over the study hall. A storm is coming. Oh, no, it’s Miss Kahler. WANTED—To know why the only time Milton Dagget can get in the limelight is between halves at the basketball games. Everyone. WANTED—To know what sort of medicine Anna uses to enable her throat to stand the terrible strain she puts on it at the girls’ basketball games. One who would like to get some. WANTED—Some parties. The Juniors. WANTED—To know why Mr. Irwin never smiles during his study hall section. The students. LOST, STRAYED OR STOLEN—The Seniors’ liking for study. Finder please return at once and receive reward. The teachers. Ruth Joslin—“Is she a boy or a girl?”

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C. J. FREW, The Florist, 213 Broad St., Phone 1281-Main. 21 Said to Archie C. over the telephone—“Hello, is this Archie?” Archie C.—“Yes, sir.” Other party—“Will you please run out and see if the lights on the Main street school building are burning?” Archie C.—“Yes, sir, certainly, just one moment.” After a short pause, “Yes, they are burning.” Other party—“Now will you please blow them out?” Archie C.—“XX!! ????88!” Miss Alten—“Has anyone found a ‘Lady of the Lake?’ ” Marion Hamilton lost her shoe at the basketball practice. After some time she came walking in the locker with her shoe in her hand. Irene (Billy) Barnes—“Did you find your shoe?” Marion H. (speaking of Con” Reed)—“No, (Con) found it.” Mr. Henry—“My wife helped me correct these examination papers last night.” Mr. Leet—“My, I wish I had a wife!” Mr. Henry in physics class—“If anyone knows anything about regulating the boiling and freezing point get up on the floor.” Charles Risley—“Miss President.” Heard in a Senior metal work class—“I hain’t got no more dope.” Miss Sykes—“Laugh and the world laughs with you.” “Red” McCaig—“Yes, and snore and you sleep alone.” Marguerite M.—“They were ‘drownded.’ ” Minnie R.—“No, I go with the second batch.” JUST IMAGINE. George Hubbard—Flunking. Isabella Carroll—Not talking. Mr. Neal—Not saying, “Now, if you don’t understand, ask questions.” Dan Broderick—Not sending his note. Ruth Cook—Without her powder. Minnie Rubenstein—Not saying. “Bless my soul.” Mildred Gillars—With red hair. Ethel Taylor—Without dimples. The Freshmen never getting lost. Heard in Virgil—Grace Fredericks: “The sea went around in circles!” Frank Freel: “The horse was conspicuous with purple-gold.”

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