Conneaut High School - Tattler Yearbook (Conneaut, OH)

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C. J. FREW, FLORIST, Broad Street Johnny—“I just can’t learn to spell.” M( ther—“Why, sonny?” Johnny—“Because the teacher changes the words every day.” “Oh Joseph, these (lowers are so fresh, so exquisite, so beautiful why I believe there is still a little dew on them.” “Never mind, Ruth, I’ll pay it when the checks come out.” Oh! when will our good Faculty, Take up some brighter hue? Just when will dear Miss Busby Cease the wearing of the blue? And when will Mr. Main Stop blushing at the ground? Now, when will Mr. Shaefller Cease to smile and dash around? Oh, when will small Miss Barlow Start in and grow a hit? And when will stately Mr. Welsh Come out of his bashful lit? Oh, when!!

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C. J. FREW, FLORIST, Broad Street In the Study-Hall I sit, And my thoughts away off flit, And I try to study though it can’t be did. Happy thoughts they fill my dome And I wish 1 were at home. Then I travel off to drawing 9B1. All pupils wishing to use the pass key to the hoys’ locker will please go to Miss Allen with a bible and an innocent appearance. HUMOROUS In Latin 1 Exam—“When a consonant is followed by a vowel the consonant generally follows the vowel.” Heard in Cicero Class—“Why does it speak of Cicero as ‘A man known only through his own efforts?’ ” “Because he had no ancestors.” Mr. Welsh in Commercial Law—“Suppose an ‘infant’ bought a Ford and was riding along the street at forty-five miles per hour-” A voice—“Impossible.” Mr. Welsh in Commercial Law—“Take married women and drunkenness for tomorrow.” Mr. Hyre in Writing Class—“Have I your ticket?” “Well, you have mine.” Wanted to know—What became of Welsh’s lemon? Mr. Henry (Carleton Davis was chewing gum in Physics Class)— “Carleton, you put that gum in the waste paper basket. I can’t bear to see anyone have anything I haven’t got.” Mildred Couch (in German)—“The weather often weeps with one eye, and cries with the other.” English: Hugh C.—“Each one ruled for five days each.” 19

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®f)e Senior $lap The Senior cast has been diligent in rehearsing for the last three weeks. The play promises to he the best ever produced, and we hope to fill the auditorium to its capacity. Marguerite Diefen-derfer and Robert Richardson at the head of a large family, manage affairs to perfection. Duane Loomis, with his quick wit and ready tongue, keeps the rest laughing from the beginning to the end and leaves an impression forever after. The charming young ward, Cissy, whose part is taken by Marion Rogers, is very knowing and certainly deserves the love of Jones. Mabel Proudfit, who takes the part of the old maid still waiting for a lover, acts to perfection. Ray Burnside, who is in love with Alvina, also gets into many scraps, hut in the end all turns out happily. Doris Griffey and Richard Wyman are natural in portraying the part of the most devoted of lovers. The part of Minerva, a refined bachelor girl, is taken by the well-known actress, Katherine Benson. Helen Bauss, as you may guess, is a scream in the part of the Swedish servant girl. Bill Whitney, who is the “Big Injun,” frightens all the members of the Goodly Family, and is rescued by Gordon. Martin Bennett, the “Cop,” will produce much laughter, and you must remember that he has a wife and family. The play will he given about the 10th of March, and we hope that all will support us in our attempt to make it a success. —Advertisement ? Rensselaer Established 1824 Troy, N. Y. Polytechnic Engineering and Science Institute Courses in Civil Engineering' (C. E.), Mechanical Engineering (M. E.), Electrical Engineering (E. E.), Chemical Engineering (Ch. E.). and General Science (B. S.). Also Graduate and Special Courses. Unsurpassed new Chemical. Physical, Electrical, Mechanical and Materials Testing Laboratories. For catalogue and illustrated pamphlets showing work of graduates and students and views of buildings and campus, apply to JOHN W. NUGENT, Registrar. 21