Conneaut High School - Tattler Yearbook (Conneaut, OH)

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22 THE TATTLER Oh, he meets her in the morning. And he meets her noon and night; And if he fails to meet her, There is sure to be a fight. Although he lives on State street. He hastens back to school, And walks clear down to Hayward, Now isn’t he a fool. She tells him that she loves him; Says she’ll never turn him down; Now Crombie is my Hero, While the girl is Mabel Brown. He goes up to her desk at noon, To talk the matter over. And, boys, I’ll tell you right here nof. It isn’t nice to have a lover. And if he fails to meet her, Either morning, noon, or night, You can bet your last round dollar, There is sure to be a fight. For Mabel controls her own little boy, And tells him what he shall do, A cigarette he never must smoke, Nor scrap tobacco chew. At football practice he always was late, For he had to take Mabel home. So will some one please put an end to his fate By rapping him over the dome. And this, I tell you, won’t be hard to do. For his head i« as big as a balloon, And we think poor Crombie’s head will soon burst. If the swelling don’t go down pretty soon. There is a young fellow named Smith, Whose history is merely a myth. He used to play basketball with great vim, But alas, now he is a ‘‘has been.” Now it is nothing but those girls, Who fascinate him with beautiful curls. But it is reported of late That he has discovered his fate, That it is too late and now he is only a “has been.”

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C. .1. FREW, The Florist, State. St. Phone 1281 23 SHOES SHOES For Home For Parties HATCH, For Street 1 he Shoeman SLIPPERS SLIPPERS Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute % SCHOOL of W Vx ENGINEERING CIVIL. MECHANICAL, ELECTRICAL and CHEMICAL ENGINEERING, and GENERAL SCIENCE Send for a Catalogue. TROY N»Y' F. L. MATSON, Jeweler EXCHANGES Up to the present time we have received only a few exchanges, and for this reason our exchange department will be somewhat brief. We are very glad to receive to our exchange department the Brighton-ian of Brighton, Colorado. The Brightonian is something new and different and is a very good addition to our exchange department. We will be glad to hear from you again. “The Magnet,” Butler, Pa. Your paper for the most part is very good. Bui don’t you think a few cuts would help a good deal? “’the Tatler,” Shelby, Ohio. Tour literary department is very good, especially the continued story. Wouldn’t a few cuts help wonderfully? Hope to hear from you again. “The Scimitar,” Grand River Institute, Austinburg, Ohio. Your paper is very readable. Still, don't you think your joke department should be more condensed? Remember the cuts. HERE’S ONE ON YOU ALL. Chick was standing on the corner, when a loud crash was heard, and Dusenbury came flying out of Risley’s head first. As soon as he had picked his remains up, he turned to Carlson and said: “Tobin and Dick got mad at me and threw me out. Do you know what I’m going to do? I’m going back and throw ’em out. You count as they come.” Dusy into the Red Star. Soon there was another crash and a form again came flying out. “One, piped Chick. “Never mind counting,” said a broken hearted voice, “It’s me again.” Moral; Too many Nebos.