Conneaut High School - Tattler Yearbook (Conneaut, OH)

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te— --------- —Si The Adler Rochester (GOLD BOx D) Special Blue Serge Suit For llie Spring 1914 Is the greatest value ever offered in a fine dress suit for $20.00. You’ll find the benefit of the tariff reduction combined with workmanship from America’s Finest Clothes Makers together with a special effort to make the finest suit possible to sell at this price. After February 10th we’ll show these suits in English, Norfolk, semi-English and other styles for young men. The G. M. Whitney Company

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20 THE TATTLER POPUIiAK SONGS. Halliday—“I’m a nut.” Ted Quinn—‘‘Where the River Shannon Flows.” Carlyle Hammond—“Good Night, Nurse.” Fred Hewitt—“Rover.” Paul Davis—“O, Promise Me ” Nat Howard—“Take a Look at Me Now.” Tom Smith—'‘Alexander’s Ragtime Band.” Merl Childs—“The Green Grass Grew All Around.” Cornell Fuller- -“Whoa, Dobbin.” Fred Carlson—“A Little Ball of Yarn.” Carlton Davis--“Morning Papers.” Edna Olson—“Ragtime Violin.” Marian Hogle—“Looking for a Nice Young Fellow.” Evelyn Tait—“Just Blue Bells of Scotland.” Deweese Wilcox—“No Place Like Home.” Benjamin—“Shall I draw an eclipse?” Main—“No, draw an ellipse.” Henry—“What is a good bleaching agent?” Kaiser—“Powdered chlorine.” I say, listen, students, if you be free. From a room that keeps you after three. Just get your lessons day by day, And then you'll never have to stay. INCREASE YOl’R IMAGINATION BY IMAGINING Bliss Benjamin flunking shorthand. Fuller and Henry trading hair. Emerson Lee not praising himself. Bennett talcing a girl to a basketball game. Amel Hotchkiss looking through his glasses. Crorabie when he gets his deed for C. H. S. Will Hubbard not chewing gum. Varsity Literary society having a president. Lee Cook taking a girl to a lecture course. Hen»-y not springing a joke in the study hall. Evelyn Tait having another senior party. Ted Qu'nn not asleep (with six studies). Hal Tvler smoking a Nebo (cork tip). Miss Hodge not chewing gum. Having singing and chapel regular (old joke). Jeanette singing “My Father and Mother Are Irish.” Wallace Green not swallowing his gum in shorthand.

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22 THE TATTLER Oh, he meets her in the morning. And he meets her noon and night; And if he fails to meet her, There is sure to be a fight. Although he lives on State street. He hastens back to school, And walks clear down to Hayward, Now isn’t he a fool. She tells him that she loves him; Says she’ll never turn him down; Now Crombie is my Hero, While the girl is Mabel Brown. He goes up to her desk at noon, To talk the matter over. And, boys, I’ll tell you right here nof. It isn’t nice to have a lover. And if he fails to meet her, Either morning, noon, or night, You can bet your last round dollar, There is sure to be a fight. For Mabel controls her own little boy, And tells him what he shall do, A cigarette he never must smoke, Nor scrap tobacco chew. At football practice he always was late, For he had to take Mabel home. So will some one please put an end to his fate By rapping him over the dome. And this, I tell you, won’t be hard to do. For his head i« as big as a balloon, And we think poor Crombie’s head will soon burst. If the swelling don’t go down pretty soon. There is a young fellow named Smith, Whose history is merely a myth. He used to play basketball with great vim, But alas, now he is a ‘‘has been.” Now it is nothing but those girls, Who fascinate him with beautiful curls. But it is reported of late That he has discovered his fate, That it is too late and now he is only a “has been.”