Conneaut High School - Tattler Yearbook (Conneaut, OH)

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20 THE TATTLER POPUIiAK SONGS. Halliday—“I’m a nut.” Ted Quinn—‘‘Where the River Shannon Flows.” Carlyle Hammond—“Good Night, Nurse.” Fred Hewitt—“Rover.” Paul Davis—“O, Promise Me ” Nat Howard—“Take a Look at Me Now.” Tom Smith—'‘Alexander’s Ragtime Band.” Merl Childs—“The Green Grass Grew All Around.” Cornell Fuller- -“Whoa, Dobbin.” Fred Carlson—“A Little Ball of Yarn.” Carlton Davis--“Morning Papers.” Edna Olson—“Ragtime Violin.” Marian Hogle—“Looking for a Nice Young Fellow.” Evelyn Tait—“Just Blue Bells of Scotland.” Deweese Wilcox—“No Place Like Home.” Benjamin—“Shall I draw an eclipse?” Main—“No, draw an ellipse.” Henry—“What is a good bleaching agent?” Kaiser—“Powdered chlorine.” I say, listen, students, if you be free. From a room that keeps you after three. Just get your lessons day by day, And then you'll never have to stay. INCREASE YOl’R IMAGINATION BY IMAGINING Bliss Benjamin flunking shorthand. Fuller and Henry trading hair. Emerson Lee not praising himself. Bennett talcing a girl to a basketball game. Amel Hotchkiss looking through his glasses. Crorabie when he gets his deed for C. H. S. Will Hubbard not chewing gum. Varsity Literary society having a president. Lee Cook taking a girl to a lecture course. Hen»-y not springing a joke in the study hall. Evelyn Tait having another senior party. Ted Qu'nn not asleep (with six studies). Hal Tvler smoking a Nebo (cork tip). Miss Hodge not chewing gum. Having singing and chapel regular (old joke). Jeanette singing “My Father and Mother Are Irish.” Wallace Green not swallowing his gum in shorthand.

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C. J. FREW, Tlie Florist, State St. Phone 1281 19 Mr. Davis —“Do you think the Socialist party 'will live long?” Crombie—“No, not unless they take a Brace.” Mr. Smith-—“Use the dictionaries as you do your Bibles.” Mr. Davis—“J. C. Calhoun will soon enter upon the scene.” Merl Childs just then walked into the room. Mr. Smith—“Make a note at six per cent, for sixty days without interest.” If Sabra was a farmer would Buster Work for her? If Hammond saw something in a Klumph of bushes would he get it? If New Year’s is a Holiday, what is Bob? If Stoughton was yellow in football, was Wallace Green in giving orations? If Quinn is Irish, is Thankful Briton? Would Harold Carey Naomi if Ruth would Craytor? If the score was tied ana Norman Dunn, would Buster Work to win the game? If Henry was nominated for President of the Feldstein Clothing Company would Chet Vogt for him? FACULTY IX 1020. Mr. Williamson— Athletic director. Mr. Smith—Deceased, (died of a broken blood vessel). Mr. Henry—Book seller in Japan. Mr. Helman—Judge of the supreme court. Mr. Davis—Candidate for Democratic president. Mr. Main—Farmer west of Amboy. Miss Kahler—Principal of C. H. S. Miss Leet—-Secretary of agriculture at Washington, D. C. Miss Burrington—Retired life. Miss Hodge—Proprietor of matrimonial bureau. Miss Ford—Is in partnership with Miss Hodge. Mrs. Howard—Coach of the C. H. S. football team. Wanted to Know—Whether Lee Cook has poor eyes or poor judgment. We car.’t blame Titus for wanting Lee to get him a date. He doesn't know Myrtle very well. OUR FEMALE TEACHERS. Oh, Father Christmas, this is a prayer, Grant it if you can. I have placed some trousers in a chair, Pray fill them with a man.

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te— --------- —Si The Adler Rochester (GOLD BOx D) Special Blue Serge Suit For llie Spring 1914 Is the greatest value ever offered in a fine dress suit for $20.00. You’ll find the benefit of the tariff reduction combined with workmanship from America’s Finest Clothes Makers together with a special effort to make the finest suit possible to sell at this price. After February 10th we’ll show these suits in English, Norfolk, semi-English and other styles for young men. The G. M. Whitney Company