Conneaut High School - Tattler Yearbook (Conneaut, OH)

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18 THE TATTLER Fuller (in American History)—“Women ain’t fit to vote, ’cause they ain’t got enough sense. They wouldn’t know any more about voting than Mr. Davis.” As Mr. Henry is a chemistry teacher take his advice: Snow, mud, zero, rain, and sunshine, thoroughly mixed and rubbed in, is good for bicycles. Miss Kahler was asked to remove Philly, Tyler, Porter, and Graham out of the back part of the study hall because Titus, Hubbard, Hoare, Smith and several others have to wear glasses now. There was a young lady named Geraldine. She was very popular, but could never maintain A boy friend who would stay at a late hour. She had one but soon lost him. and the one she has now makes four. Green was first, but I don’t blame her, she let him go; Alton was next and Geraldine thought she had a nice beau. But along came a (ellow from we know not where, Geraldine took notice of him, for he had black hair. But he was a stranger, so you see very plain, When he got acquainted, something gave him a pain. So Claude got busy and cut Lee right out; This made Lee sore and he began to pout. But along came Geraldine once more. “What’s the matter?” asked she. Lee replied, “I’m sore, but never more.” Mr. Henry (thinking of gunpowder)—“What is potassium nitrate used for?” Tom —“Pickling.” Henrv-—“Yes, they are pickling the Mexicans with it now.” Hazel M.—“Dorothy, what is the word for Lord in German?” Dorothy—“Bill, I guess. Why did Helen Bauss cause so much disturbance when she went to sleep in the study hall? Because she was sleeping on the switch board. Mr. Williamson applied for a patent on the lock which was on the south door for a long time, but we believe he did not get it, as there is one of the old style on now.

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C. .1. rm: V, The Florist, State St. Phone 1281 17 If wo have no jokes on you, don’t get sore. If we have iokes on you, don’t ask for more. For the Varsity has a Tattler to publish soon. And they will probably have jokes not to be forgotten soon. At least, if you could hear them talk, You wouldn’t think they would make a balk As they have done years before. And if we can wait we will probably see one more. This isn’t a joke, serious matter. Ted—“Listen.” Sod—“That’s the houn' coming now.” Jerry—“That's our old cow.” Miss Kahler—“Have you any conflictione?” Philly—“Arithmetic and Arithmetic.” Mr. Smith says that the bookkeeping class had better get a job shovel ing smoke, they can’t do anything else.

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C. J. FREW, Tlie Florist, State St. Phone 1281 19 Mr. Davis —“Do you think the Socialist party 'will live long?” Crombie—“No, not unless they take a Brace.” Mr. Smith-—“Use the dictionaries as you do your Bibles.” Mr. Davis—“J. C. Calhoun will soon enter upon the scene.” Merl Childs just then walked into the room. Mr. Smith—“Make a note at six per cent, for sixty days without interest.” If Sabra was a farmer would Buster Work for her? If Hammond saw something in a Klumph of bushes would he get it? If New Year’s is a Holiday, what is Bob? If Stoughton was yellow in football, was Wallace Green in giving orations? If Quinn is Irish, is Thankful Briton? Would Harold Carey Naomi if Ruth would Craytor? If the score was tied ana Norman Dunn, would Buster Work to win the game? If Henry was nominated for President of the Feldstein Clothing Company would Chet Vogt for him? FACULTY IX 1020. Mr. Williamson— Athletic director. Mr. Smith—Deceased, (died of a broken blood vessel). Mr. Henry—Book seller in Japan. Mr. Helman—Judge of the supreme court. Mr. Davis—Candidate for Democratic president. Mr. Main—Farmer west of Amboy. Miss Kahler—Principal of C. H. S. Miss Leet—-Secretary of agriculture at Washington, D. C. Miss Burrington—Retired life. Miss Hodge—Proprietor of matrimonial bureau. Miss Ford—Is in partnership with Miss Hodge. Mrs. Howard—Coach of the C. H. S. football team. Wanted to Know—Whether Lee Cook has poor eyes or poor judgment. We car.’t blame Titus for wanting Lee to get him a date. He doesn't know Myrtle very well. OUR FEMALE TEACHERS. Oh, Father Christmas, this is a prayer, Grant it if you can. I have placed some trousers in a chair, Pray fill them with a man.