Conneaut High School - Tattler Yearbook (Conneaut, OH)

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24 THE TATTLER MISS BAIN. There was an art teacher named Bain, Who’d paint in the sunshine or rain: She’d paint all the day. And I have hear say That she’d paint in the evening again. MISS KAHLER. Miss Kahler is really quite nice. Of her mind she can give you a slice; She’s wrapped in a cloak But can take a good joke; But wihen angry, her looks will suffice. MRS. HOWARD. Mrs. Howard now comes to my mind Few teachers we find are so kind; We learn to make bread Which is not like lead And tastes really good, we find. MISS FORD. Miss Ford now comes to my mind; Yes, she is a school teacher too. But for not very long. If I am not wrong, But about it I cannot tell you. MISS RFRRIXGTON. There was a young teacher named Ruth. An idea she had in her tooth To buy a fruit farm, A shelter from barm— But where was the money? Forsooth. MISS HODGE. Then there was our friend Miss Hodge. Latin in our minds she would lodge. Which some cannot get. Can’t tell atque from et, And her furious glances they dodge. MISS LEET. And there once was a teacher named Leet, Who wanted to raises peaches sweet, And so this school marm She bought a fruit farm, And soon her nice peaches wTe’ll eat. MISS JONES. Next here comes Miss Jones, or Blanche. Who’d rather not live on a ranch Like aforesaid Miss Leet. Or Miss Barrington sweet. But live in a mansion perchance

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THE TATTLER 23 Mildred A. (in English IV.)—“Thackeray’s father died when he was six years old.” Gladys A. to Mr. Smith:—“Can a little blind chicken peep?” Carlyle H. (to James who is coming down stairs with his basketball suit on):—“Are you going to play basketball, Jimmy?” James:—“No, I’m taking out an insurance policy for my favorite tapeworm.” A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. —Mr. Henry. Matrimony may be a good speculation, but it is not well for girls to stay too long on the market. —Miss Hodge. Mr. Henry:—“Name some vegetable oils?” Harry P.:—“Whale oil.” Mr. Helman:—“Can you name a trust?” May C.:—“The Beef trust.” You can easily see where May’s mind is. C. Childs:—“Lois, I know someone up town who would dye for you.” Lois C.:—“Who is it?” C. Childs:—“Barskv Bros.” (Dyers). Miss Ford:—“I believe I should die if every one had their lesson.” Helen M.:—“Let’s all have our lesson tomorrow.” Mr. Randall (In Geom):—“If Miss Benton has no objections, I will remodel her form.” Miss B. (Tn German):—“What is the gender of lace?” Roy B.:—“Feminine.” A FEW WISE SAYINGS BY THE FACULTY. Roosters do a lot of crowing but it is the hen that meets the demand for eggs. Having never told a lie. George Washington decided not to write his own autobiography. Tt is said Washington died lying. Mr. Henry to .Tite (who had complained about his Chemistry mark):— “The trouble is, Sajito, you didn’t curl your hair on the right side this morning.” Miss Leet:—“You can’t make two apples equal two beeta.” Dick Wyman:—“If I had two apples I would beat it.”

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MR. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT: Do you know that there has never been a clothing firm in this town that lias worked as hard or taken the extreme care to furnish yon with the finest possible merchandise at the right price as we? Well, it’s a fact, and we want the chance to prove it, and we ask one favor—that is—before you buy that new Spring Suit—come in and give our line a critical inspection. DON’T BUY IP IT DON’T SUIT YOU, JUST SKE IT. Outfitters to Men and Boys Conneaut, Ohio Buy Tablets and Supplies at THE RED STAR Corner Main and Broad Streets WE CARRY A FULL LINE OF Ready - to - Wear Goods HATS, COATS, SUITS, DRESSES, All the Latest Novelties in Neckwear RIGHT GOODS at RIGHT PRICES FRED ECKERT