Conneaut High School - Tattler Yearbook (Conneaut, OH)

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THE TATTLER 21 • ✓ Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone. SUNDAY EVENING, MARCH 3. Don’t blame Michy, it certainly was a long sermon. During an argument on Washington’s birthday, Mr. Helman asked: “What do you think is the proper course to pursue on a holiday?’’ A. B. (drowsily)—“Sleep.” Miss Hodge, upon reading that two lovers will sit up all night with but one chair in the room, said: “It could not be done unless one of them sat on the floor.” Allen W.:—“Sometimes the minister says it to his conjugation.

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20 THE TATTLER C. H. S.—35. Line-Up. G. H. S.—40. Childs L. F Tilden Davis R. F McColl Hubbard L. G Morley Smith R. G Lewis Baskets: Childs 7, Davis 2, Leach 5, Smith 2, Tilden 3, McColl 6, Chapman 7, Lewis 1. Fouls: Davis 3, Tilden 6. Referee and umpire: Hawke and Price, alternating. Timekeepers: Helman and Clark. Time of halves: 20 minutes. Scorer: Abbott. C. H. S. GIRLS VS. G. H. S. GIRLS. The girls’ team finished their season in a blaze of glory by defeating the strong girls’ team from Geneva. Much credit is due to their captain for her efforts in getting together a winning team with two of the regulars out of the line-up. Miss Stines showed up remarkably well, securing four of the baskets, in her first game at the forward position. Miss Pearce also came in for her share, getting three field goals and five fouls. The work of the two guards also deserves mention. For the visitors, Miss Verity was the bright light, getting two difficult baskets, while Miss Morley managed to drop in five of the fouls. Line-Up. C. H. S. Girls—19. G. H. S. Girls—13. Pearce L. F Verity Stines R. F.. . . Morley-Kenyon Wardman. . . C. G Kenvon-Morley Armstrong. . Smith L. G Rankin R. G Hallin Baskets: Pearce 3, Stines 4, Verity 2, Kenyon 2. Fouls: Pearce 5, Morley 5. Referee and umpire: Stone and Price, alternating. Timekeepers-Helman and Clark. Time of halves: 15 minutes. Scorer: Abbott. DAFFYDIL8. If a king is a prince what do they call a Mason? If some one burned up all tihe Standard Dictionaries would Webster? If Alexander Hamilton is dust is Henry Clay? If a horse can run can a Turkey Trot? If Emmet sprained his ankle what did Oliver Twist. If Dan Stanley was holding Deweese Wilcox who was Bert Holden? If Miss Leet fell down in the corridor would a Gillette Safety razor? If George Washington wore a derby when he cut down the cherry tr«e do you think he has the hatchet? If a chauffeur gets full will the gasoline tank? If a gun cried would it sibed musketeers?

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22 THE TATTLER I clasped her to my heart, my own, My ecstasy no tongue could speak, That moment, I’d have scorned a throne, When in my ear My Mida dear, Said: “What’s your wages, Mike, a week?” V. Cantlin: “Maw, I want you to stop bossing Paw around, until after I get married.” Mother: “Why, I should like to know?” V. C.: “Just as soon as I get a little bit intimate with a young man, they begin to ask me if I take after you.” THE .TFNTOR’S CRY. Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust; We’ve passed in Geometry, In Algebra we must. Before the debate, Micky asked Mr. Helman where the judges were going to sit. Mr. Helman: “Why, I think we will set them------- Now' if they are going to “set” anything in the auditorium, they will have to raise tihe temperature at least a few degrees more than it has been all winter. From a certain senior boy to a certain senior girl. Fraulein:—Du bist ein susses Madchen. Weisst du nicht? Magst du ein Breifenhen schrieben zu mir? Leeen sie weiter und uberstetzen und dann antworte es. (Lieben Sie mich nicht?)—A. B. Prof. Smith carrying a cradle, was stopped by an old woman and thus accosted: “So, sir, you have got some of the fruits of matrimony.” Prof. Smith (softly). “Old Lady, you are mistaken, this is only a fruit basket.” “No, Harriet, it isn’t only the milk trains that are supplied with cowcatchers.” Miss Burrington:—“The lesson for today in Julius Shakespeari Leach, he had a stocking cap, He sent it to the dyers, To have it changed from white to blue: Now look at the damn thing. R. Goebricher (to Mr. Henry, who is making an experiment)—“What are you doing?” Mr. Henry—“Making a pair of pants for a fish.”