Conneaut High School - Tattler Yearbook (Conneaut, OH)

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C. J. FREW, The Florist, State St. Ix cal Phone 281 19 Mettie Hunt—Oh, Dear! I can’t figure out dates. Russell Tobin,—the boy with the crimson hair, says his whiskers are so sandy that every time he shaves he raises so much dust that he cannot see his face in the mirror. Prof. Helman—Don’t you think the girls are making a mistake in taking up professional work? What they need is Domestic Science. They will soon be married and then the men will take care of them. Miss Burrington (promptly)—What are you going to do about the left overs ? We will now have a diet of worms.—Miss Ford. In American History (“Micky” Green)—“Say, Mr. Helman, how many dates are we to have?” Prof. Helman—“Well, Mr. Green, there won’t be as many as you have had in the last four months.” R. Stone broke all records for rank bluffs when he told Prof. Smith that the reason he did not pass Sihort Hand was that he had been pounding on the typewriter just before and his fingers were so stiff that he could not take the words down fast enough,— (and the beauty of it is, he never blushed). A. Hall—I hear Mr. Helman bought two books on debate, they cost him a dollar. J. Davis—Well! If he thinks the investment of a dollar will win that debate he is mistaken. If Charles Marcy should bury six persons a day how many could Mildred Dusenbury? Little drops of perspiration, Little grains of grit, The only way to show the varsity That we are really it. Town Sheriff at Austinburg when C. H. S. basketball team was there— “If you boys don’t behave, I’ll put you in the jail.” Whereupon the bunch took up a collection and wanted to bet $5 09 they could file their way out wibh a finger file.—Murder! Police!

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18 THE TATTLER Cornell, to Mr. Henry, who is making an experiment in Physics—What have you? a violin? Mr. Henry—Yes, I’m getting ready for the next dance at Farmhand. Mr. H. (talking in Geometry class)—“Now suppose I was out last evening with my girl------------’’ Never mind the supposition. It is easy to prove it false. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS. WANTED—A president for the so-called Varsity Society. WANTED—To know the reason Mr. Good did not go to the last Junior party. FOR RENT—One football suit in excellent condition as I have only used it once this year.—Clifford Childs. FOR SALE—A few beautiful society pins.—Mr. Eagles. THEATER—Star—A case of true love—A true story of a young man who walks around with an eighth grade boy every night after school and helps him deliver papers, in order that he may have a look at his lady love when she appears at the door for the paper. The hero is Edward Crombie; the heroine is Mabel Brown. BRIGHT SAVINGS BY BRIGHT PEOPLE. The Netherlands are in the Alps—Miss Griffey. The next fifty-five years saw five rulers, each one a different one,— M. Smith. The Flemish towns remained faithful to Queen Anne, the son of Charles.—Miss Wardman. We wonder what there is in the sounding of a fire bell that makes Buchanan feel so sad. If Miss Leet could run could she Chase Bromn? THE ECHO. The Good Fellowship club met at Risley’s on Monday, and Sunday nights last week and the week before. At the last meeting it was decided that an awning should be raised around the corner, as the standing room inside is getting to be rather limited. Mr. Davis—Do the stars rise and set? Winifred Clark—No, they just disappear. OVERHEARD IN THE GYM. Stone—Just wait until I get in form. From the Other End of the Hall—“About the only way you can get in form is to wear one of these fit me tight corsets.” Espy Eagles—Some one stole Mettie Hunt.

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20 THE TATTLER C. F. PUGH, Agent Dunkirk Laundry Co. 220 % Main St. Local Phone 645-R. We gladly call for and deliver work to any part of the city. We guarantee our wont on sweater coats and vests FRED ERR, Merchant Tailor. Broad St. H. L. SMITH, Real Estate, Old National Rank Itldg. j Dancing Every Saturday Night at the Armory. MR. AND MRS. LE ROY NAYLOR, Managers. JIM WAH. Laundry Neatly Done. 236 Rroad St. The Rest in Pool. 229 Broad St. A. J. SMITH. Try our Cream of Violets. THE CONNEAUT DRUG COMPANY. THE JOSLIN STUDIO, High Grade Photographs, Art Pic- tures and Framings. Santa has gone. But he stopjted •'If just long enough to view our new lot of the most exciting Moving Pictures to be seen anywhere. .Every one is a sensation in its own particular wav. Every one is a novelty and will arouse the weary imagination to leave the work day world, and enter the world of romance, comedy and adventure. Drop in and see if what we say is not true. THEATORIUM. HOGLE’S LIVERY, f After the Game f 1 go to I Corner Broad and State St. For a good laugh go to the I The Sugar Bowl § GEM THEATRE, Rroad St.