Conemaugh Valley Hospital School of Nursing - Pink Cross Yearbook (Johnstown, PA)

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CVMH ARCHITECTS PICTURE OF ANATOMY OR THE FRAMEWORK OF THE SILLY SET-UP BY FLICKINGERIMER AND LAMBERTY The topic of my discussion this day is anatomy. I feel that I am in a position to speak on this subject convincingly because I have a few bones and muscles myself. As for a circulatory and nervous network and a bit of the old gray matter, well, I have a tiny bit of that too??? I have not mastered the art of wiggling my ears but I can at least raise an eyebrow. Now take the appendages. I have at least four. two arms and two legs, and together they form a good support, normally. I must admit that they are slightly disjointed when attached to skates of any kind, but this may happen to any one of you-at which point I could discuss very convincingly the abnormalities of anatomy, inasmuch as contusions and aches are now my lot at this time. Now let us take up the subject of embryology or How I Came to Be What I Am . I feel that I am in a position to speak on this subject convincingly because I was once embryo myself. There two kinds of births, upper berths and lower berths. Figure it out for yourself. Next there are tissues-fine and coarse, blood vessels-for and against foxygenation of coursel, bodies-foreign and civilized, bones-straight and narrow and rough and tough. Then back to your senses, there are two-sense and nonsense, the later of which I am well supplied. Then too, we must not forget the crazy bone, the bridge of your nose, the cap of your knee, the ball of your foot, the nail of your toe, one centralized button, the arch of the eye- brow, the soul of the foot, the palm of the hand, the gateway of the mouth, the sway oi the hips, the washboard of your back, the calf of the leg, the root irah! rahll of your hair, the cut of your figure, the canal and drum of your ear, the swallow of your throat. the apple of dear old Adam, the pit of your arm, your windpipe, the box of your ear, the lope of your gait, the length of your stride, the buds and lash of your tongue, the line of your map, the cut of your blade, the collar of your bone, the pump of your heart, the hip of your joint, the grippe of your hand, the hang oi your trapezius, the bump of your knowledge, the ring of your voice, the crown of your head, the knock of your knees, and what a heel. Also, we have scalpels and scapulas. There common factor is blades. Then there are specks that appear before the eyes when you don't wear specs and those that protect you from seeing specks. E And we have three kinds of reports, namely case, conference, and gun reports. r Then there are nerves. Some folks we find, are very nervy. We can't get the link between this expression and true nerves but we deem it necessary to refrain from changing the expression. This discussion profiteth us nothing, but, it is nevertheless a discussion.

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C V M H TT SLIPS THAT PASSED IN THE NIGHT We'l1 never forget: Pim1ot's interpretation of B. M. R.-Bathroom privileges. Non skid Warsing's-Five stats and sore tootsies. Lynch's ice Water spills and sore knees. Blough's guardianship per Lambert in Childrens Conservatory. Sounds in the O. R. and Stuckey yells, There is a mice in here. Weaver and Lambert rolling adhesive Way back in the proby days. Whiteledge's sneak-easy. lobe lon calll- I don't know anything about transfusions. ZZZZZZ! Lambert: There's nothing like a dark room for greatest developments. Potter: A tonsillectorny is a pain in the neck-to-me. Longwell: In the diet kitchen you Weigh diets by the Gram 'till you think urogram. Syster lin Lubbe'sl: From Where I sit I can't tell Whether it's mustard or custard. Horner: Smaller ice cubes, please. Lohr-at midnight on the Annex steps. Height doesn't matter to Moody. It she feels like hugging someone it doesn't matter if he is tall. Nanassy: It's a racket. Miss Krauss: There are two kinds of motion. Name them. Miss Fitzgibbon: Slow and Lambert. Miss Krauss: Where is the lumbar region? Miss Flickinger: The lumbar region is located in the North Woods. Flickinger: What's Worse than a patient with diptheria and scarlet fever? Warsing: Why I guess a patient with rheumatism and St. Vitus Dance.

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