Concordia Theological Seminary - Springfield Concrordian Yearbook (Springfield, IL)

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QXQ- ---- ' A wife of o11e of the last year's graduates wants to k11ow how to remove gum from a crepe dress. Iiy chewing tl1e rag, we would advise. First student: Do .VOII want to borrow any jam-k? Second ditto: No, I've got plenty already. First ditto: 'I'l1at's good. Then give me two bucks. I'm broke. I always wondered where all the Smiths eame from lllllll visited the eity. Then what happened .' I saw a sign Smith Al2ll1lll'2'lCl'I1l'lllg' t'ompany. Biology Prof. tto lazy studeiitb: Name a parasite. Lazy student: Me? Biology Prof.: Yes, but name another one. 'tWhat made the teacher so anvrv 3 asked Johnnie 's father. . . - tx. - - 4 1 OhI said JOIIIIIG, he was talking about trees. and I asked Inm it he had ever seen a pink palm. He said 'Nof so I showed l1i1n my hand. The auto is replacing the horse everywhere. Only the other day some one found a piece of rubber in the hash. Classmate: WI1z1t did you do during the vacation? 2nd classmate: Why, I handled quite a bit ol! real estate. lst Cltl-SSlI1il.t6I Selling it? 2nd classmate: No, digging it. Our janitor is a loyal old soul. He says: Us college men must stiek by one 'notherf' Prof.: WI15' dicI11't you write the history test this morning? Student: I thought it was a regular class period and went right to sleep. Kangaroo: I just l1ought a new suit with two pairs ot pants. Beve: Well, how do you like it? Kangaroo: Fine, only it 's too hot wearing two pairs. Shorty: Did the doctor remove your appendix? Harry: Feels like he removed my whole table of contents. Has your brother eome home from college? I guess so, or else the C?ll'iS been stolen. D Barber: Your hair is very harsh and dry, sir. Voice-culture Expert: So is your voice, but I did'nt like to mention it. H A professor pulled up at the gate ofthe fair grounds with his rustic flivver. Ihe gate-keeper as usual stepped out and announced: HA dollar for the car. 'lhe professor smiled in pathetic relief and exclaimed: t'Sold . .... ...... e. . t L1 -NX . h iwbx X-5Ne:...,.:T .S 2 5 T-g kW.x.t Ttttt.2tNmwtiwut.,N:W.i.-k1:XWt....t1:w...m.s.w. . gms I ........ X M ........., M . ..r... .... I V Page One H-u11drerZ Tfzoelve