Concordia College - White and Blue Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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r SrSil!: - wimwmmwiMWwmMW0 i .. Sister (to Whitie sleeping in class) : Hey, wake up, time for breakfast. Whitie: Aw gwan, I ' m gonna bum breakfast this morning. Janitor (examining a broken window): This is more serious than I thought. It ' s broken on both sides. College would be a won ierful place if it wasn ' t for the classes. A MAN IN THE MAKING SEXTA Dear Pappa : I like College much now. The german Professor said I was gut begabt and had Sprachgefuehl, just like my Pappa. Ain ' t that nice? Maybe I will get a 1 in deportment too. But dear Pappa, I spent all of m money now already. I must buy pencils and stamps and paper and — and man other things. That ' s wh I haven ' t got the $5.00 you sent to me last week an more. So please send money to your loving son, Agathbert. P. S. — Thank mamma for the cookies that were with my laundry. TWO YEARS LATER Dear Pater: I became the proud possessor of your epistulary missive last week , and of course thank you profusely. My report, I must admit, was not so good. However, that is mostly due to the idiosyncrasies of the Profs. I never was good at Math ; German always did bother me, and the Profs did not like me for m brains. Wt I will not try to offer any vain excuses. My money is as plentiful as were ones on my report. ()u know how it is when one becomes a man. So please kindly send me some lucre, and make it filthy if thou wouldst. No, I don ' t smoke yet — much. Hoping you will compile with my requests, I remain, Ours faithfulh, B. S. — es, I received m laundr . Ag.ati [92]

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AMP Please don ' t whistle w hen you stud . I ' m not studying; I ' m whistlinj;. Y mmyJ jj7 : yM ' W . How long you in jail to ' , Mose? Two weeks. What am de chage? No chage, everything am free. Ah means, what has you did? Done shot mah wife. And only got sentenced fo ' two weeks? Dat ' s all den Ah gets huucj. What is a wooden wedding? ' Two Poles married. Sap: Well, I passed Math at last. ILLUSTRATING HIS LECTURE Jap: Honestly? WITH SLIDES Sap: What difference does that make. A FAIRY TALE Once upon a time there was a prima class, whose every member receix ed a une on their German compositions. Buck; Did you sweep behind that radiator? Sextie: Oh sure, I sweep everything behind that radiator. Abe: Define strategy in war. Jimmy: Strategy in war is when you don ' t let the enemy know that you are out of ammunition, but keep right on shooting. Celtegc Jtx Sg temtre- Quartie (razzing a pea-green Sextie): Say, kid, can you guess my age? Sextie: Let me see your teeth. Quartie: Why? Sextie: Well, where I come from, we always guess the age of a jackass by his teeth. I call my girl Spearmint. Why, is she Wrigley? No, always after a meal. Slim; What are ou running for? Dick; To stop a tight. Slim: Who ' s fighting? Dick: Me and another guy. Lo e is like an onion. We taste it with delight; Hut when it ' s gone we -onder, What e er made us bite.

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