Concordia College - White and Blue Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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T (-1 a; . . ■ . : AMP BLUE: FACTS Avoid extremes, like those of wasps and bees. It is much colder in summer than in winter. Some of the best fossils are found in the president ' s cabinet. Panama is the only sure cure for malaria. A straight line is the shortest distance between two pints. Sodom and Gomorrah are not chemicals. Climate lasts all the time and weather only a few days. Greece had only seven wise men. FICTION Lincoln was a very good man who tried to get all the slaves into Alabama. He suc- ceeded but died almost broken-hearted in Spain, from where his remains were brought to Irkutsk, and that is the reason why he is not called Mad Anthony. The eight great wonders of America are Chicago and Concordia. Gorrilla warfare was where men rode on gorrilas. Peter the Great was the greatest man, but Frederick the Great was iii icli greater and ruled for 873 ' -2 years. Sambo: Mose, hurry up here, the ' s a man hung hisself. ' ' Mose: Hung hisself, — did you cut de rope? Sambo: What fo ' should I cut de rope? He ain ' t tleti yet. A Milwaukeean drifted into Chicago, looked disdainfidly at a fruiter ' s display, picked up a large watermelon and asked : Is this the largest apple you have in Chicago? Hey! bellowed the proprietor, put that raisin down. I often stop and wonder At Fate ' s peculiar ways; For nearl - all our famous men Were born on holidays. FAMOUS QUESTIONS Who declaims today ? Whose composition is not in ? Can you pump me some money ? What bell is that ? Did you make my bed ? Got a cigarette? How many da)s before June 12th? [90]

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AMP Please don ' t whistle w hen you stud . I ' m not studying; I ' m whistlinj;. Y mmyJ jj7 : yM ' W . How long you in jail to ' , Mose? Two weeks. What am de chage? No chage, everything am free. Ah means, what has you did? Done shot mah wife. And only got sentenced fo ' two weeks? Dat ' s all den Ah gets huucj. What is a wooden wedding? ' Two Poles married. Sap: Well, I passed Math at last. ILLUSTRATING HIS LECTURE Jap: Honestly? WITH SLIDES Sap: What difference does that make. A FAIRY TALE Once upon a time there was a prima class, whose every member receix ed a une on their German compositions. Buck; Did you sweep behind that radiator? Sextie: Oh sure, I sweep everything behind that radiator. Abe: Define strategy in war. Jimmy: Strategy in war is when you don ' t let the enemy know that you are out of ammunition, but keep right on shooting. Celtegc Jtx Sg temtre- Quartie (razzing a pea-green Sextie): Say, kid, can you guess my age? Sextie: Let me see your teeth. Quartie: Why? Sextie: Well, where I come from, we always guess the age of a jackass by his teeth. I call my girl Spearmint. Why, is she Wrigley? No, always after a meal. Slim; What are ou running for? Dick; To stop a tight. Slim: Who ' s fighting? Dick: Me and another guy. Lo e is like an onion. We taste it with delight; Hut when it ' s gone we -onder, What e er made us bite.