Concordia College - Concordian Yearbook (Bronxville, NY)

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MISS ELLEN STAHLBERG Who taught the college business courses . . . And baked delicious choco- late chip cookies for her gals in Ress- meyer . . . Who seemed quite a lively bunch for so quiet a person to control . . . But from the looks of things . . . She did it. W V Sweet Home i - - ho, it is said, never smiled before lunch . . . And then never stopped until midnight .. . Or after . . . Who had the nasty habit of dumping water on whoever stayed on the tele- phone too long . . . Who spent a whole day mopping up water . . . After someone turned the third floor into a lake . . . By inadvertantly leaving a faucet running . . . Then the metro- politan area had a water short- age . . . You figure out the cause . . . Who put aside all this frivolity every Wednes- day evening to share in a de- votion prepared by one of their number.

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Lj t jESL ' -? r- ' Hither and Yon JL alent galore . . . chief talent that of exercising their vocal chords . . . And next in line that of harassing pool, innocent males . . . Witness the case of Freshman, Buzz Graes- ser . . . Whose shirt took a beating . . . When one of the more intelligent girls ironed it . . . Burned a hole in it . . . The girls decided they couldn ' t give him back his shirt with a hole in it . . . They painted ink dots of brown, red, and green on the collar, sleeves, and pockets . . . Drew pictures . . . Inscribed lipstick prints . . . Wrote on the back, along with their names, Buzz does anything ... It took three months and three dollars to convince him it was funny . . . ' And after that he did his own ' . laundry . . . Ah, talent. C LeP j l ft K)