Conant High School - Conanite Yearbook (Hoffman Estates, IL)

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Class Gqfts To Dotty: We give a jet air liner. They can't arrest you now for flying low. To Dave: We give a check to repay you for letting us use the Ark for our Prom. Hope it doesn't bounce! To Sandy Bell: We give a horse. Now you can make it to Iaffrey more often. To Sharon: Here's a box of black dye for your blazer. Now you can surprise the extremely concerned girls in Home Ec. To Marney: We give these elevated slippers. Now you can look down on Kenny. To Jane Boudrieau: We give a ring. Now you'll always have one . . . it's adjust- able. To Ellen: Confucius say: ln the spring the sap runs, but the female will catch him. Here is a pail with a leak in it. Good luck! To Rusty: We give a rickshaw, a token of our sympathy for your relationship with your car. To Kenny: We give a copy of ARSENIC AND OLD LACE. Remember the Senior Play? To Joe: We give an annulment of his marriage to Trina. The play's over. To Edie: We give a rubber band. If you fold it right, it will turn into a trampoline To Evie: We give a joke book. When the Senior girls get together, you'll have something to contribute. To Larry Doane: Here's an instruction book. The title? How to Ride a Horse - in Ten Easy Lessons. To Bill Doten: We give a rabbit. You know what it means, we're sure! To Roy: We give parking privileges at the house with the pink door. To Celeste: We give an oriental pair of peeper decorators, to go with your oriental peepers Qeyelasheslj To Donna: Here's a pair of twisters. Bet you could give them some lessons! To Kent: We give a voice box. Let's hear you speak. To Sue: Here's a can of paint remover to remove the grey fblondj hair on your head. To Sam: We give a picture of a diaphragm. Now you can see what you're strain- ing when you yell! To Jim Harris: We give a birth certificate to prove you weren't born yesterday. To Monty: We give this red rose to match those exotic socks. To Jim Hautanen: We give a new car. Now you won't have to sponge on your relatives: you've got your own. To Sandee Hazleton: We give this camera. Now you can take pictures of some of those horrible faces you make. To Danny: We give this contract with Warner Brothers as an understudy for Smiley Burnett.

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When the confusion of electing officers died down, we were shocked to find that Kenny Hewitt had snuck quietly out west during the summer. It wasn't long before this vacancy was replaced by wandering Jim Harris. The first money-making project of the year was, like man, the Beatnik Ball. With plenty of diligent foot- work, especially on our paintings, we managed to make the Bawl a success. When our greed overcame our laziness, we decided on another money-making project, selling magazines, and astounded ourselves by surpass- ing our goal of 3800. We followed this drive with another smashing success by selling Christmas cards - by selling Christmas cards? Later in the year, the dramatic talents of the whole class were demonstrated in our production of I Remem- ber Mama under the direction of Mr. Devoid, whose motto is Be Prompt l As we go to press, we are anxiously planning our Washington escapade - and quietly letting our friends know that any donations will be appreciated. Not far away now, as we in our present foggy state realize, is graduation Come the day, we will eagerly surge out the doors, confident that after our experiences during four years at Con- ant, we can face anything. Sue Gilmore Sylvia White L I Remember Mama A curtain call at the end of the Senior Play. Some members of the cast, technicians, and the director, Mr. Devoid, are missing.

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To Pat: We give this little black book, Now you can remember which one you're going out with Friday night. To Judy: Here 's a telephone book. lt only has Winchendon numbers. Now you'll have a ready-made list, always available. To Jim Leach: We give a package of gum. Now you can keep your jaws in shape for those snappy come-backs. To Bob: Here's an alarm clock with an extra loud alarm. Your boss may not be as understanding as Mr. Bremner. To Gloria: We give a leash for Uncle Elizabeth. Beware of stranglersl To Jean: Here's a first -aid kit, Now you can take care of your own injuries. To Pete: We give this badge. Now you're an official Fuzz. To Tina: We give a ticket to North Carolina. Good luck! To Harvey: We give this dog bone. Now you'll have a REAL bone to pick! To Colleen: We award this trophy. You have just won the title of Miss Cook-It- All. To Dick: We give this direct telephone line to Rindge 899 UD. You can always use smoke signals. To Bill Stewart: We give a self-starter for that remarkable vehicle of yours. To Mike: We present this projector. Now you can go into business for yourself. To Frank: Here is a one -way ticket to Cape Canaveral. Now you'll have a chance to get expert advice. To Larry Kenney: We give this microphone. This will remind you of the days you got out of classes to call the groups for pictures, and it will also be useful to you in ham radio. To Martha: We give this Emmy for your outstanding performance in I Remember Mama. To Sylvia: We give this thermometer. Now you can keep an eye on your temper. To Janie: We give this permit for a week's stay at Woodbound. Now you can try out your skiing technique with experts.