Conant High School - Conanite Yearbook (Hoffman Estates, IL)

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EDWARD I. VAN BLARCOM Eza '51 green and white Ford . . . Ice racing . . . Car 18 . . . Who, me cheat? . . . RRD . . . Fast rod . . . What's the skinny? . . . , lk Sidewalk car . . . Me speeding? . . . Women shy - most of the i time . . . Junkyard addict .' . . Pet peeve - FUZZ . . . Quiet - or is he? Set Committee, Senior Playg Advertising Staff, Yearbook. . . . Pygmy Pot . . . 31+32 Bradley Court 2 Dear Abby Advice Unlimited . . . That sister of mine! . . . Carefree . . . Rolling discussion groups. tator 2, 3,4g News Reporter 2, 3g FTA 2,3.4g Treasurer 4g Dramatic Club 3,4 - President 45 Science Club 3 - Secretary 35 Older Girls' Conference 3,4g Girls' State 3g Yearbook Staff 3,49 Student Prints 2, 3,4 - Asst. Editorg Honor Roll 1,2,3,4g CBC Secretaryg Librarian 4g Senior Play. SYLVIA MAY WHITE SliV New Chemistry equipment + Bunsen burner - - slight explosion . . . Sylvia + one car I headache . . . Red head temper . . . Sunday nights . . I didn't study! . . . But, But, BUT, Mr. Hor.in!! . . . lt's Cherry Time . . . Great to talk with . . . Dependable if notes are taken . . . Older Girls' Conference - wrong room! . . . Oh, no. he, couldn't have - - . . . Biology major . . . I'm not going to worry about it . . . Boo-hoo . . . Ithink I'll take a day off . . . What's a transmission? Glee Club 1, 3,4g Senior High Science Club 3,4 - Vice-president 33 President 4: Yearbook Staff 3,4g Dramatic Club 3,43 Librarian 45 FTA 33 Pep Club 2,33 Student Prints 2, 3,4g Honor Roll 1.2, 35 Usherette 2, 3s Senior Play 4g Older Girls' Conference 2, 3 - Council 3, Girls State 3. JANE ELLEN WASHBURN 'Janie' Winning smile . . . Pandora sweaters . . . I've got some new jokes! . . . Is there a party? Let's stay up all night! . . . Have you done your Trig? . . . Hard-working angel f?j . . . Silver Ranch's effervescent change-maker . . . Most ethical . . . St. A's . . . Smoke gets in yo11r eyes . . . Sociology major - no social major Glee Club 1, 8, 45 Usherette 2g Pep Club 2, 3g Fashion Show Commen-

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Class Prophecy By Martha Lee Trihble Hello! I'm the genie of all knowledge! I've come to help you. You say you're looking for members of the Class of '62, at Conant High School? You've been all over the world and can't find any of them, anywhere? Well. then, there's one place you missed. lt's a tiny village high in a remote mountain range. I visited there just a while ago. If you want, I'll tell you about your comrades there. You do? Good, then, listen carefully. The Class of '62 just couldn't stand the strain of modern society, so they fled to this little vil- lage hidden high in the mountains far away from the world. Here, free from jet planes, electric can openers, and science textbooks, they set up a society at their own cultural level, a society most similar to what we call prehistoric. I arrived at the pass at the lower end of the valley early in the morning. Here I was greeted by an impressive delegation of town officials. Among them were the tribal chief, Bill Doten, dressed in his royal leopard skins, the justice, Rusty Butler, whose wisdom has long inspired the community, Ed Van Blarcom, who runs the poultry farm C his vultures produce four hundred eggs a day jg Colleen Sebastion and Gloria Paradise, who run the local hide shop f mink muu-rnuus are the latest thing jg our town guide, dressed in uniform C a red blazer Q, Sharon Bosse, and of course, a chauffeur who doubles as a taxi driver, Peter Rivard. Pete's skill at operating a four- speed Brontasaurus was a great help on those torturous mountain trails. We decided to start our tour in the business district, first stop, Monty l-Iart's Stoned Disk Co. Next door, we saw a familiar figureg the Class of '62 had only one member that talll Sure, it's Sam I-Iacklerg he operates a garage for repair of broken vehicles, namely, Brontosauri and Tyra- nosauri. If Sam can't repair them, they go to the junkyard. There, they are taken apart and the skeletons are neatly marked and stacked by Frank and John Tabor. It is to this junkyard that Sylvia White comes when she needs more bone marrow for her latest experiments. She also makes many trips to buy chimps from Celeste Emery, whose motherly nature provides an atmos- phere in which these animals thrive. Across the path is the movie house, Mike Symonowicz's, naturally. Playing tonight is a double feature sports spectacular. In the first picture, Edie Davis tells how to manage a basket- ball team. By the way, the star and only member of the team is Jean Raymond. In the same picture, Ellen Burgoyne explains how she makes basketballs out of rhinoceros blubber. The sec- ond show is about Ioe Cournoyer's baseball team. Jane Boudrieau made a new record last year: eighty-two broken bats in one season! Since it was getting along toward noon, Pete parked the Brontosaurus at Sandy Parking Lot, owned and operated by Kenny Christian. This was a special privilege, since Kenny's parking