Comstock Park High School - Hilite Yearbook (Comstock Park, MI)

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World Events and National Affairs A rpre orange elephant was presented to Jack Boukma 38th President of the United States by the Sultan of Siam Abdul Butch Mull Iris Brenner has succeeded Goldie Clark as the director of the National Federation of MGCS The United States Ambassador to France James DuPont has been selected as The Most Popular Male of T971 by all French Can Can Cuties Business and Industry Bachelor millionaire Norman VanHeulen who made his fortune promoting Dog Gone gymnasium and swimming pool combined Salesman Norman Thome has been nominated for the H P CHigh Pressurej Award in the field of door to door selling Biggest business venture of the week vas the introduction of No Link Non Kink Pure Pink Sanforized Sausage by Chris Drayton owner of the P 81 A Chain Stores Charmaine Miller perfumer has developed a new scent and has decided to call it Miller Madness Science and Natural Science A Dodo bird of the species believed to have been extinct for decades was captured north of the East Pole by explorer Toby Wier Shirley Cortright has developed a new unbleaching process for platinum blondes Mary Ward noted for her scientihc discoveries has applied for a patent on her new Freckle Remover. Horticulturist Jim Howard has cross-bred the Horse Chestnut and Catalpa trees and thus derived a species that produce ready-cut Shetland shingles. Chiropractor Betty Gilde has developed a new hold for the correction of fallen arches. World-famous Joanne DeVoogd Superintendent of the Maia Clinic still has scientists baffled by her method of lulling her patients to complete recovery with her lilting voice. Air Force General Barry Bonser and his aviatrix wife Rita Raisch Bonser have completed their plans for being the first couple to attempt to land on the moon. 3? Time Ca psule-----Week of June 1-7, 1971 Dog Food, ha-s preselnted the school from which he was gifaduated with a new auditorium,

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Class History FRESHMEN DAZE T948 Oftlcers Advlsor Mr Albert Rxngle President Floyd Mull Vuce Presxdent Jack Boukma Secretary Flossne Chollar Treasurer Joseph Petersen Student Council Allce Smlth Indoctrnnatuon Hayrrde Sales SOPHOMORE SOJOURN T949 Omcers Advnsor Mr Dane Smlth Presndent Cornelius Balbach Vnce Presldent Jean Truesdale Secretary Flossne Chollar Treasurer Mary Ward Student Councul Joanne DeVoogd THE BUNNY HOP Sales JUNIOR JAUNT T950 Omcers Advisors Mrs Champlln Mr Smith Presndent Robert Burns Vrce President Allcla Alonzo Secretary Flossue Chollar Treasurer Mary Ward Student Councul Erma Bachert Peppy Prrnce of Persia My Cousnn From Texas Junnor Prom Junuor Senuor Banquet A A Electrons SENIOR SPLURGE l95'l Officers Advnsors Mrs Champlln Mr Smith Presndent Norman VanHeuIen Vuce President Ja lc Boukma Secretary Ruta Ralsch Treasurer Mary Ward Student Councnl Joanne DeVoogd Ten Lrttle lnduans A A Electron Maga znne Sale Carnrval Sensor Prom Junror Sensor Banquet Baccalaureate Commencement Hnlute and Mr Smrth 38 rf U . , . ,r - - f, H . . . . Dances . . . Sales . . . Magazine Sale . . . . , . I , I I' H - - ,, .

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Music--Art--Drama Betty Peterson presented the world premlere of her new plano concerto Ripe Oluves and Bleu Cheese Opus T3 un New Yorks Town Hall Abstract pamter Allce Shanor and Myrna Spauldmg mteruor decorator returned from an unspectnon of Kung Tuts tomb where they found new and different desugns Elmer Olson star of The Wizard of Odds was awarded an Oscar by last years wunner matmee Idol George Koert Raduo fans approval boosted cowboy singer Jed VanDyke to first place In the Peterson Popularlty Poll whuch us conducted by Joe Peterson Literature and Law The Boston Brmk Robbers who have been at large smce T950 were apprehended by Frank Hoyle Detectuve Agency Barbara Bugelows bedtime story of the week Teddy the Tired Toad has broken all sales records Anuta Ingersoll editor of a bn weekly dental magazune us usmg the appropriate pseudonym Y U Yank Alncua Alonzo after completing T5 years of research has publlshed a college textbook The Lovellfe of the Luluburd Sports and Hobbies Charles Weldon pltched hrs slxteenth no hut no run game for the Detrout Tugers The most darlng stunt of the week was performed by Agnes Karaslewlcz In her breath taking umcycle rude over Grand Canyon Flre destroyed hobbyust Nuta Wllson s S100 000 collection of pressed flowers Playboy Don Drayton won the Bermuda Yacht Race for the fifth consecutlve year Miscellany Jane Wilson presudent of the Los Angeles Pesslmlst Club predlcts Men are here to stay Desk clerk In the Umon Bank of Grand Rapids Florence Smith was clted for her bravery un holdong a robber at bay with her umbrella Bob Anderson who recently broke hrs own record stated Flag pole sattung ns easy on my feet An appeal to the Supreme Court has been made by Allce Smuth for permlssnon to change her name to Jones She clanms there are too many Smuths nn the telephone book 40 O . . ,, . . I n ' 1 1 I ' I 1 . . . , . . ll - 11 1 1 1 , . . , . . , . I 1 - I - ll ' ll I 1 I ' I , . . . 1 I I I1 - ' ll O . . . . , . , . . . . . . ,, H I 1 ' 1 I - H . . . I I I ll