Comstock High School - Annual Yearbook (Comstock, MN)

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Features lkilfikiilklklklklklklkiflk Philosopher: HYouth has always called to youth.H Mr. B: HYes, and generally in school hours on a school phone. xxxxxxxxxx HWell, whad did you learn in school today, Johnny?H HI learned two kids not to call me 'mama's little baby boy.'H xxxmxxxxmx Mr. B: UWhere was the Declaration of Independence signed?H Charlie: HAt the bottom, I guess.H vxxxxxxxxx Mr. O. NThis is the fifth time I've punished you this week. What do you have to say?H Edwin: HI'm sure glad it's Friday.H rxxmmrxmxx Parent: HMy son has so many original ideas.H Teacher: HYes, especially in math.H xxxxxxmxxx NWhat is the most common impediment in American Speech?n HChewing gum.H mxxxxxmxxx Miss S: HDid your father help you with this problem?H Bing: UNO, I got it wrong by myself.H xxxxvxwxxx On one island in the Pacific there are no taxes, unemployment, crime, swing bands, radiosnzor inhabitants. xxxxmxxxxx Kitty: What is the difference between life and love? Duane: Life is one fool thing after another-:love is two fools after each other. xxxxxxsxxx Mr. Farr: HThere is no such word as can't.n Jack: HWell did you ever try to strike a match on a bar of soap?H 29 Mary Rose sat on a tack. Mary rose xxxxxxxxrx Mr. Farr: HWhere is the home of the swallow? Bob: Hln the stomachn. xmxxmmrxmv Mr. Farr: HRobert Burns wrote 'To A Field MouseJ Ralph: HDid he get an answer?H xxvnxxxxxv HAre you Hungary?H Hyes Siam.H HDen Russia to the table and I'll Fiji. HAll right, Sweden my coffee and Denmark my bill.H xxxxmmxxwx Glynice: I'll bet you kiss every girl you meet. Orlen: Well, hardly that, some get away. xxxmmmxrxr Conscienceethe voice that tells you not to do a thing after you have done it. xxxxxmrmxx My Kitten By Claytonesecond grade My kitten's name is Tiddy My kitten catches birds. My kitten is happy all the time. My kitten goes with me all the time. When I go to the barn he comes with me. xxxmrxxrxx UY0u know I'd do anything for you papa,H said the high school graduate. Hwelln, sighed the busy papa, Hwill you marry the hired man so I can have him around the place until after the harvest?H

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4. Money: Money: Money: Chow Time: P.T.A. Our Fanny: What Is It? Buddies!! Get To Work Kenny: Two Sassy Sophomores . 1:2 1 'nnn PICTURES 'L' 9. Comstock P.T.A. 10. What would we G0 without them? 11. Ha! Ha! 0.J. 12. Janitor Kenny. 13. Study Hall :zz 14. Nice Sweater Floyds got: 15. Rah: Rah: Ran: 15. Yea Team! 30