Commonwealth Parkville School - Comet Yearbook (San Juan, Puerto Rico)

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PRO HECK, As we begin our story, we find Gary Montilla, a traveling priest, talking to his old buddy, Bruce Breslow, who is in the hospital recovering from severe belly button disorders. Let's join the conversation which is already in progress. Gary - Have you heard about Diane Cooney 's marriage to Ion McCune? Bruce - Yes I did! I read about it in the paper the other day. What are they' doing? Gary - Jon is a construction worker making Sl. 70 an hour and is expecting a raise soon. Diane is helping out as a fashion designer. R. - I heard that Margie Foster is studying underwater life in her submarine. G. - Oh really? That reminds me . . . Just the other day I married Sherry Altman to John Zito. She is a professional hair straightener now. B. - Do you happen to have their address? I'd like to send them a card. G. - No, I don't, when I asked John he said something about being on top of a cave. B. - I hear Steven Lord is being sought by Federal Narcotics' agents for coming up with and selling a new hallucinogen. G. - Oh, that's a shame, he always seemed such a good person. B. - Have you seen Chris Rivera lately? G. - Yes, they call him the barefoot boy in Greenwich Village now. He still hasn't learned to play the guitar. - B. - What about Bucky and Norby? G. - Well, Bucky has become a Rabbi and he recently gave a talk on the hazards of driving without a license. A subject he is well-versed in. Norby travels with Bucky as his Can tor you knowg he has developed a very good voice, but he still is a little awkward. The other day he tripped over a high note and broke his ankle. B, - I spoke to Duncan the other night. G. - Oh yes, how is he? B, - Well, things haven't been too good with himg he has gone bankrupt. He did get a job teaching economics at Commonwealth though. He tells me that Nancy Ramos is a Mother Superior at a home for wayward girls in Paraguay. He has also heard from Paul Condello and he says that Paul has repaired his stationwagon and is now a publico driver on the San Juan-Ramey route.

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16 1 W 1.1 and TEQRMENT I, Sherry, leave the senior questionnaire to the Gallup Polls. I, Miguel A. , leave my long week-ends to Leopoldo Garcia. I, Marc, leave my fabulous photographic abilities to Stuart LeVine. I, Nelson, leave my peace sign to the Coronel. ' I, Bruce, leave my maturity to Micheal Radin. I, Paul, leave a pack of cigarettes to.Frijol.' I, Diane, leave my you know what to you know who. I, Duncan, leave my surfing abilities to Phil Hochstein. I, Rick, leave a bottle of Windex to Marie. I, Norby, leave my haircuts to Col. Williams. I, Ariel, leave my driving abilities to Johnny DeVries. I, Susie, leave my shirt tails to Mrs. Stewart. I, Margy, leave a singing telegram to Mathew Toth. I, Philip, leave my glasses to Ann Rubin. I, Nancy H., leave my coordination to Ellen. I, Steve, leave my basketball to Flash. I, Valerie, leave a deflated basketball to the girls' team. I, Dan, leave my chipped tooth to Donna. I, Bonnie, leave my wardrobe to Sally Fusself. I, Melanie, leave my voice to the cheerleaders. I, Steven, leave my books to Ana Maria. I, Ion, leave Brian my 'beautiful voice. I, Gary, leave my football cleats to Ann Rubin. I, Richard, leave my good grades to Mike Gilbert. I, Bucky, leave my humility to Higgy. I, Guenola, leave the senior presidency to any one who wants to go insane. I, Johnny, leave my locker to Rafael Eli. I, Miguel P. , leave my senior class ring to a late- comer of 70. I, Lindsey, leave the Student Council to whoever wants it. I, Bobby, leave my truck to Col. Williams. I, Nancy R. ,leave my skinny legs to Donna. I, Chris, leave my diplomacy to Donna. I, Henry, leave my front lawn to whoever wants it. 1, Sylvia, leave an orange soda to Cheryl. I, Arthur, leave my playboy magazines to Moises Behar. I, Linda, leave my size to Ann Rubin. I, Netty, leave a gigantic piece of gum to Felix Rodriquez. I, Robert, leave my lenses to a pyromaniac. I, Denise, leave myfego diets to Diane Hardy. I, John, leave my height to Phil Hochstein. We, the Senior Class, also leavez' .our white shirts to Col. Williams .the cafeteria to the Board of Health .our so called privileges to the Juniors ,Mrs, Silva a direct line to Miami Dade .the Honor Society hot dogs to ALPO .a jar of pickles and ice cream to Mrs. Velasquez and Mrs. Nin

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- Speaking of routes, Mark Barte is a pilot now, somewhere over the ocean. Denise Walton happens to be his stewardess. She recently won the Miss Contortion of 1978 Award. Did you know that Guenola is now Mrs. Sostre and has nine little baseball players of her own? Netty Wagner is the coach of the team. - No, I hadn't heard, but with Netty as coach it should be a good team. - Have you seen any other people we went to school with? ' - Yes, I hear Rick Fels is still trying to pass 11th grade English at Commonwealth. - Pity! Oh what a Pity! - Philip has been more successful. He happens to be water boy for the Baltimore Colts. He doesn't have to worry about forgetting the sideline markersg just water buckets. Dur- ing off season, Philip's catering service is employed by Commonwealth's cafeteria. - Did you hear about the fire at Rincon a few weeks ago? - No, ldidn't. - Well Robert Walters put his glasses down to go out surfing, and the sun hit them at a bad angle and started the largest fire in the history of that area. - Bonnie Jetter is now a top race driver and she hasn't had an accident yet. She recently announced that her engagement to J . A. is off for ever. Micky Arabel is in this hospital with a bad case of sleeping sickness. The doctors say that he has been sick since his last year in high school. Susie Forster and Raquel Welch are co-starring in a new film production by Dan Janer. Dan says that it is a pleasure to be in a production with Susie and Raquel. - Have you.heard that Nelson Bregon is now a Judge at Juvenile Hall? - Yes, I did hear something about that. I'll bet he's doing a good job. That man has a good head on his shoulders. - Did you see the T.V.- show at 11 o'clock last night? - No that is way past my bed time. - Well Johnny Perez and Silvia Rodriguez conducted a debate. They both won prizes. Johnny won the trophy for saying the least, the loudest and Silvia won the trophy for winning the debate. - Did you hear that Arthur Segal is playing professional basketball with the Celtics? He still can't make a layup, but he does all right for the shortest guy on the team. - Speaking of basketball, Val Hope has become the first girl member of the Harlem Globetrotters. Her brother Steve couldn't make the team, but he's on his way to a great acting CZICBI. - Lindsey Prince is busy designing a mural for the Empire State' building and the rumors are that it is to be purple. Melanie, who is now Mrs. Prince, is a soprano in the Caguas Metropolitan Opera. - Do you remember Nancy Hardy? Well, she is married to a priest and has 19 blonde little girls and is still trying for a boy. - Now, let's see, Richard Middendorf has converted his V,,W. into a restaurant and is doing well. Miguel Perez is teaching at M.I.T. His field is advanced calculus, Henry Rodriguez now owns Argentina, while Bobby Pulliam is still waiting for a million dollars to drop from' the sky. - Linda Shuman is traveling around the U.S. as the shortest, fatest woman in the world. - Well good for her, I always knew she would make it big. - I've got to go now, Idiot, take care of yourself. - O.K., bye now.