Commonwealth Parkville School - Comet Yearbook (San Juan, Puerto Rico)

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16 1 W 1.1 and TEQRMENT I, Sherry, leave the senior questionnaire to the Gallup Polls. I, Miguel A. , leave my long week-ends to Leopoldo Garcia. I, Marc, leave my fabulous photographic abilities to Stuart LeVine. I, Nelson, leave my peace sign to the Coronel. ' I, Bruce, leave my maturity to Micheal Radin. I, Paul, leave a pack of cigarettes to.Frijol.' I, Diane, leave my you know what to you know who. I, Duncan, leave my surfing abilities to Phil Hochstein. I, Rick, leave a bottle of Windex to Marie. I, Norby, leave my haircuts to Col. Williams. I, Ariel, leave my driving abilities to Johnny DeVries. I, Susie, leave my shirt tails to Mrs. Stewart. I, Margy, leave a singing telegram to Mathew Toth. I, Philip, leave my glasses to Ann Rubin. I, Nancy H., leave my coordination to Ellen. I, Steve, leave my basketball to Flash. I, Valerie, leave a deflated basketball to the girls' team. I, Dan, leave my chipped tooth to Donna. I, Bonnie, leave my wardrobe to Sally Fusself. I, Melanie, leave my voice to the cheerleaders. I, Steven, leave my books to Ana Maria. I, Ion, leave Brian my 'beautiful voice. I, Gary, leave my football cleats to Ann Rubin. I, Richard, leave my good grades to Mike Gilbert. I, Bucky, leave my humility to Higgy. I, Guenola, leave the senior presidency to any one who wants to go insane. I, Johnny, leave my locker to Rafael Eli. I, Miguel P. , leave my senior class ring to a late- comer of 70. I, Lindsey, leave the Student Council to whoever wants it. I, Bobby, leave my truck to Col. Williams. I, Nancy R. ,leave my skinny legs to Donna. I, Chris, leave my diplomacy to Donna. I, Henry, leave my front lawn to whoever wants it. 1, Sylvia, leave an orange soda to Cheryl. I, Arthur, leave my playboy magazines to Moises Behar. I, Linda, leave my size to Ann Rubin. I, Netty, leave a gigantic piece of gum to Felix Rodriquez. I, Robert, leave my lenses to a pyromaniac. I, Denise, leave myfego diets to Diane Hardy. I, John, leave my height to Phil Hochstein. We, the Senior Class, also leavez' .our white shirts to Col. Williams .the cafeteria to the Board of Health .our so called privileges to the Juniors ,Mrs, Silva a direct line to Miami Dade .the Honor Society hot dogs to ALPO .a jar of pickles and ice cream to Mrs. Velasquez and Mrs. Nin

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PRO HECK, As we begin our story, we find Gary Montilla, a traveling priest, talking to his old buddy, Bruce Breslow, who is in the hospital recovering from severe belly button disorders. Let's join the conversation which is already in progress. Gary - Have you heard about Diane Cooney 's marriage to Ion McCune? Bruce - Yes I did! I read about it in the paper the other day. What are they' doing? Gary - Jon is a construction worker making Sl. 70 an hour and is expecting a raise soon. Diane is helping out as a fashion designer. R. - I heard that Margie Foster is studying underwater life in her submarine. G. - Oh really? That reminds me . . . Just the other day I married Sherry Altman to John Zito. She is a professional hair straightener now. B. - Do you happen to have their address? I'd like to send them a card. G. - No, I don't, when I asked John he said something about being on top of a cave. B. - I hear Steven Lord is being sought by Federal Narcotics' agents for coming up with and selling a new hallucinogen. G. - Oh, that's a shame, he always seemed such a good person. B. - Have you seen Chris Rivera lately? G. - Yes, they call him the barefoot boy in Greenwich Village now. He still hasn't learned to play the guitar. - B. - What about Bucky and Norby? G. - Well, Bucky has become a Rabbi and he recently gave a talk on the hazards of driving without a license. A subject he is well-versed in. Norby travels with Bucky as his Can tor you knowg he has developed a very good voice, but he still is a little awkward. The other day he tripped over a high note and broke his ankle. B, - I spoke to Duncan the other night. G. - Oh yes, how is he? B, - Well, things haven't been too good with himg he has gone bankrupt. He did get a job teaching economics at Commonwealth though. He tells me that Nancy Ramos is a Mother Superior at a home for wayward girls in Paraguay. He has also heard from Paul Condello and he says that Paul has repaired his stationwagon and is now a publico driver on the San Juan-Ramey route.