Commonwealth Parkville School - Comet Yearbook (San Juan, Puerto Rico)

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Returning to Puerto Rico after an absence of ten years, I picked up the local newspaper in hopes of finding news of my classmates fClass of '68J. I was really surprised to see, on the front page, headlines about William and Tom L. They apparently are international playboys and are returning to their harem in Asia. Sandy was also on the front page. Her campaign for No Makeup in School is getting wide publicity. As I turned the pages, I ran into more familiar names. Allan runs a beauty salon specializing in hair straightening, and has a flower shop on the side. There's a picture of Javier on this page, advertising men's colognes. Rose is also adver- tising: she's now a plastic surgeon specializing in nose jobs. One article cites Bill as President of the Auto Safety Club. The society section shows Roberto modeling sunglasses. Patty models clothes for 6' girls. Stacie has a column on this page called Advice to the Love Lorn. We produced quite a few manufacturers: Ricky makes Banlon golf shirts, Gary makes matzoh balls, Harry's business is making beer kegs, and Ricardo man- ufactures elevator shoes. Frank, the principal of Commonwealth, wrote an article boasting about Joaquin, his typing teacher. Eduardo, judging by his ad, tunes toy pianos. On this same page is a story about Steve - a very successful dietician who emphasizes diet pills. Randy is also advertising as a driving instructor. Here's a picture of a tugboat operator. Why, it's Jimmy! And next to him is Lori. Her sign says she's a beachcomber who sells Seashells down by the sea- shore. Kathy and Ligia work together now. Kathy is a gym instructor, Ligia has in- vented a special kind of Bandaid for knees injured during volleyball games. Here's a picture of Teresa and Tom G. The caption says Teresa holds seances, and Tom is a famous collector of antique miniature cars. Brian has made the news as the first successful settler on the moon. Erwin is a famous sound effects man for poultry advertisements. The Minca Hinca stars four of our graduates. Jose is a professional soul broth- er. Lynn is now drumming under the name of Gena Krupa. Barbara is there, a belly dancer, and so is Nettie, who is an expert snake charmer. Finally, I've arrived at the Sports page. Here's Fernando with one of his surf- ing trophies - he designs them. Jorge is a jockey and just won the Kentucky Derby. Rene is an Olympic backstroker. Judi is a renowned contortionist. Last but not least, Alfonso qthat's mey is a rich executive, although I made my money manufacturing Peruvian rings for Sl. 98. So you see, every member of my Senior Class has made a name for himself, and is an upright citizen f???J. Q

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IIN xi! LAST WILL AND TEQTAMEIQTL l We, the Class of 1968, being of insane mind and judgment, broken down body, and foggy memory, do hereby establish, ordain, and publish this to be our last will and testament. L , 5 I, Allan Aberman, leave my ping pong skill to Susie. , I. Franklin Alvarez, leave my car to CARE. I, Lynn Barretti, leave my low, sexy voice to Melanie, and my 20-20 vision eyeballs to thehy6 Bank.f l, Javier Berrocal, leave my invaluable good humor to Mrs. Louden. I '9 A I, James Blakely, leave my love for classics to Lindsey. A l, Joaquin Campos, leave my typing talent to Mrs. Stewart. ' I, Teresa Gamas, leave my lunch to Netty. I, Tom Glendon, leave my car to anyone who could drive it! I, Nettie Hochstein, leave my thirteen dimples to Miliza. l, Sandy Kelps, leave my conflicts and frustrations to Mrs. Riollano, and my charming personality to Susan Behar. f lp Kathy Kelley, leave my minidresses to Mrs. Kinney. I,' Judi Lisansky, leave Advanced Math to more able hands. I, Roberto Martinez, leave my cold car to anyone with a winter coat. b l, Ricardo Marx, leave my height to Bill. 'X I, Bill Markolf, leave my Tarzan yodel to Jon McCune. KX f l, Rose Martin, leave a box of straws to the cafeteria. A 5 A I, Jose Mass6, leave my wintip shoes to David Santana, and my goatee to Mrs. Silva. ' I, Erwin Melzer, leave my well controlled temper to any redhead. l, Lori Miraglia, leave my extra pounds to Jody. I, Alfonso Muelle, leave my Peruvian accent to Guenola. ' I, Stacie Notine, leave my eight hours sleep to Susie. l, Ligia Ortiz, leave my place on the volleyball team to Ann Rubin. I, Randy Perlman, leave my hair straightener to Melanie, and my diet pills to Susie. X I, Jorge Romany, leave my basketball ability to Johnny de Vries. L X l, Rene Ruiz, leave my thoughts to Sherry, and my straight A's to Loni. l, Barbara Schelshorn, leave my arguments to Mrs. Margolies. I, Gary- Schweifel, leave my hook to Bonnie. I, Steve Segal, leave my singing ability and my pick to Lindsey. I, Fernando Valdes, leave my so -called surfing ability to Linda. l, William Wagner, leave my good looking car to Bobby, and my Cuban accent to Ann Rubin. 1, Patty Walker, leave my shrunken clothes to Kathy, and my Foamie to Duncan. l, Harry Zacharias, leave my portable bar to anyone interested. We, the Seniors, do will and bequeath our character, high morals, honesty, leadership, integrity, per- sonality, and sincerity to the Freshmen in hopes that when they are Seniors they won't be such big liars. We, the Seniors also leave: . the janitors an automatic after-school-cleaner -upper. . Mrs. Buono six bags of potato chips and a case of Coke. . Mr. 'Cabrera a basketball team, average height 6' S . l . Mrs. Kinney fifty pounds of fat from our heads, and a ruler to measure skirts. . Mr. Pastorino a rubber stamp that says ab0minable . . Mrs. Schwartz in peace. .ax 1' 'R L S , 9

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