Commerce High School - Commerce Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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If Myrtle should “Cain” Leonard for spinning a “Webb.” would Edna “Walker” out and would Hazel “Foote” him? Did it ever occur to you that Myrtle Behrend is a suffraget? If the Mormon Temple is beautiful, what is Wayne Temple? If you were peeling onions, would Winifred Teare? If the cars stopped running, would James Foote it to school? If a blacksmith is a worker in iron, what is Tom Smith? If a grey wolf is grey, what color is James Wolf ? We know what a grain bin is, but what is a John To-bin? If Kilbane licked Attell. who would Frank Smo-lick! If the May Co. sells almost everything, what does Clem Xus-sel If Gladys Foster got cold and couldn’t get warm, would Lucille Baker? Trying to tell the Hollies apart is like trying to tell the difference between two peas in a pod. If we know what a fish net and a hair net look like, what does a Blanche Ben-net look like? If we know there are moors in England, where is Alma Moore? If the King of Spain is weak in ruling, would Irene B. Strong? DON’TS FOR THE FLATS. Don’t call our school “Commercial High.” It’s the High School of Commerce. Girls, don’t flirt with the boys whatever you do. Don’t eat too much candy. Don’t use slang. The Sophs have a monopoly on it. Don't linger in the hall. There’s hardly room for the Sophs. Don't spill ink on the study room floor. The custodian will make you scrub it. (Perhaps) Don’t lend or borrow books. Don’t play the piano when the Sophs look black. It means they want it. Don’t say “I should worry.” It’s been killed long ago. Don’t contradict the mighty Sophs. They know everything. M. A., 1916. •Advice not to be given till after the candy sale We have three Myrtles. A. B, and C, Myrtle Anderson, Behrend and Cain, And these three girls, it’s as plain as can be. Are mixed up again and again. 143

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DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU? If Carl is White is Margaret Brown T Although East Commerce doesn’t teach religion, it has a Bertha Chappell If Bettie C’nlad (clad) herself in peasant dress would she look funny I If Edna Downs the boys, does Richard Engel like the girls? If women get votes, would Katherine Dun-bar men's votes? If Cleveland’s Life Savers were wrecked, would William Gart-man a rescue boat with Harold Kennedy and Clement Kovarik? If Leona Ja-cobs are not good to eat, are corn cobs? If you put Arthur Kaigh-in a box, would he still be harmless? Supposing LaVerna Klingman wanted to rent a house, would Floyd Lease it? If Marion Engel smells it. Ruth Fay tastes it, and Hilda Friclce nibbles it, would Walter Peck it? Does Emily Reid? (read). If Diogenes was wise, is John Weizer? If the petroleum wells are in Southern Russia, where is Florence Wells? If an imbecile is foolish, is Perry A. Wise-man? If Hugh Jennings was a ball player, what is Ruth Jennings? If Columbus landed on San Salvador, where would Doris McFar-land? If Alverda was borti in spring, when was Ruth Spring-born? If Kenneth Kastor didn’t take Ruth Brock home, Alfred Wood. If beef is high, is Ellen Lowe? If Boss Cox and Joe Cannon were grafters, would Edythe Graft? If Mr. Zechar spoke harshly, would Ladimir Kus? 143

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Miss Beman (in Math.): “When is water most dense?” • Tom Schlabach: ‘‘When it is wet.” Heard in Mathematics: ‘‘Take the interest on your note and add it to your face.” Miss Allen (in English) : “Did Franklin steal the money?” Emily: “No, he just took it.” One of the Sophomores: “1 feel like an ocean on a ship of joy.” A dog fancier inquired of Mr. Twites about dogs, and he replied, “I know of two, Paul and Julian Kollie.” Men arc well instructed in the ways of women. A girl, who thinks that her own natural complexion is good enough, was leaving a class room when she was stopped by the teacher who held out a much bepowdered chamois and said, “You lost this didn’t you? It was found in this room.” IN HISTORY OF COMMERCE. Edna Downs: “From the top of the mast you can see clear across the Atlantic.” (Edna, don’t you mean in your dreams?) Miss Allen: “Adam, what does delible mean?” Adam: “Something fit to eat.” 144