Commerce High School - Commerce Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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 There were two girls from room six, Who did such cute little tricks, We thought they were dandy And bought them some candy These two witty girls from room six. There were two boys from room one, Who when their lessons were done, Strapped books in a hurry, And away they did scurry These two hasty boys from room one. There was a nice teacher named Gehring, Who, we thought, was one time quite daring, When he said, fit to kill, “Won’t you Seniors keep still? If you don’t, I’ll never quit glaring.” There was a tall senior named Margret, Who for questions hard was a target. She’d speak up in a trice And give an answer, so nice, That kind, supercilious Margret. There was once a teacher named Curry, Who never did things in a hurry. Slow, but sure was he And, as all could see, Kind, was this good teacher named Curry. Miss Beman: Define suicide. Student: To die with your will to die. First Flat: “Can you give me change for a nickel?” Second One: “Yes, what do you want, pennies?” Mr. Johnston: “I want every pupil to sign his name on this slip of paper, and be sure to sign the last name first.” Student: “Why can’t we put the first name last?” Mr. Johnston: “Because I told you to do it the other way.” “If Roosevelt was born in New York, where was Edna Born?” 140

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3ahtB Has any one seen the bird lately ? What bird? Bratburd. Miss Allen (in English): Edwin, what does a vertebra mean? Edwin B.: The vertebra are an important part of the body. Miss A.: Where are your vertebra? E. B.: In my feet. Miss Richardson to student in II D Math, class: .John, what is a straight line? Student: A straight line is a line that is not crooked or bent. If Joe Fox owned a piece of property, would Carl Lease it. If George Bagnall had a bill, would Hazel Foote it. If Frances Straus has a great deal of hair, is Madeleine Archi-bald? If the girls had a race, would Helen Wald-run ? If Bridget and Bertha sang a Carroll in a Chappell, would Bettie be Chlad in Brown? In a tussle would Edna Down Myrtle or Would Myrtle Cain her? Jingles Ruth and Bill Went up the hill To get a pail of water The well was dry And they did try To fish up Campbell, Walter. BETTIE B. CHLAD. Siiiblrs When is a woman not a woman? When she is a ScarfT. A certain student in History of Commerce examination said, “The people coming back from the crusades brought new- words for the dictionary.” Miss Beman: Camilla, what is our Mathematics lesson about? Camilla: Revolution and Evolution. 139

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Arthur Haas: “Mr. Hoover, I'm awfully sorry, but I can't stay for the orchestra rehearsal, tonight. Mr. Hoover: “Then who will play the drums? Arthur: “Let the base drum. Frieda Lucht: “Can I go up and see Mr. Dutton? Mr. Qehring (with a grin): “I'll tell you when you come back. Mr. Creig: “Now look a’heah, man, fire the boss, don’t let the boss fire you. Mr. Creig: “Take your man out in the woodshed and have an understanding with him. Mr. Creig: “Boys, write the names of five large cities, beginning with C. Student: “Is Chicago a large city? Umbrellas are nice things to have, When the rain is falling fast, And handy things they arc to lose, After the storm is past. But Mr. Gehring. (genius he), Keeps his within close beck. By wearing it, as ornament, Around his graceful neck. Mr. Johnston (addressing Thomas Albertson, who was staying after school): “What are you waiting for Tommy? Tommy (absent-mindedly) : “Oh, the bell. Miss Pardee: “It is believed that Washington never told a lie. Howard Caine: “He might have said. ‘Good Morning’ when it was raining outside. Miss Pittis (in Com. Geography): “I have a little bear at home carved from gypsum, and I’ll bring it down to school some day. Harvey Class (just coming out of a dream): “Is he alive? Little Willie: “Papa, what is a foot ball coach? Pa: “A foot ball coach, my son, is an ambulance. (0 Mr. Evans, what next?) Herr Gehring could tell us all something about German but he could never telephone anything about the language. 141