Columbus Community High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Columbus Junction, IA)

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We, the senior girls of the class of '51, bequeath Lamoyne Shellabarger to the junior girls. we hope you have better luck than we did. We, the aforesaid, the senior class of 1951, do hereby revoke all previous wills and testaments, and do leave as a final addition to the will: NGood luck to the seniors of '52, the faculty, and the school board. p PAQ g Soldier 31 Don Soldier H2 La oyne This scene takes place in a large space ship headed toward Mars Two soldiers have Just revealed their true ident ty and found that they were former classmates at Columbus High The conversation is thus Soldier 91 NGosh, Shelly, 1t's good to see you again But, to think we have to meet in a place like this Soldier 62 HIt's good to see you too, Don Maybe our trip won't be as bad as we've been led to expect Anyway, I hope not Soldier 31 UHow's the world been treating you since we left C J and how did you decide to make this your life work Still a woman hater, huh?U Soldier ?2 nYeah, I guess I an, but this 1 t1e la t place I ever expected to find you I supposed you'd be married and have a family Ly now Anyway, when we were senior at C J you and Donna Davis were really hitting it off Every one thought that was the real thing I don't imagine they ever thought of you in this line of work, knowing it is oxen only to sin le men H Soldier 31 Wdell, things started going to pieces for us when some guy with a better looking car than that old International pickup I used to have steppei in and took over Guess maybe I never got over it After that I never paid any attention to women I sure never fell for any of t em How many of our oli class is married do ou knowon Soldier 91 NGolly, I guess most of LltH Let' see, Jerry Allen and Jirginia ross got married saortly after she graduated T saw in the l8jOHS old Haazet en a year or so ago where Gerry had been caufht by the F B I for evading his income taxes Soldier 62 WYeah, Gee whiz, I heard he hadn't paid any taxes since they'd been married H Soldier fl NI heard that, too It really broke llm to pay them all Virginia couldn't stand the stxaln, so sae and txe twins took a HlgHt train to Reno Th last I heard, Gerry was Just roaming around, doing all sorts of odd jobs such as washing windows and moving lawns Wasn't it too bad that the I B I agents who caught him were none other than the famous tow some in police work, Jim and Elaine dorrison W Soldier 52 WJust think, Jim was his old classmate But I Yuess all is fair in love and war That reminds me, where 1SJHOhn Howell? Is he still loving and leaving the womeno . . A - . H Q ,,' H -'fl . , . . . - I ' ' i I ' . O . . I --- - . . . . A I . - . M 1 . ' 0 I . - at . . D . . . 11 . . ., , - v . s 1 s A . . I g . . ,i 0 , 0 S f Q 0 I 3 . ' . o ' N , . . . . J . A. . , . Y . . 8 . S O I - N . . 0 . 3 X V. , . A . . M . , . I . . 0 l C Soldier 02-NI tried to tell you about them when we were in high school, remember? . ' , h . . ' A 1 L t '. - ' y ' - ' 3 . ?2.. s U ' . L.- ' ' ' I e .L - . - 9 T . ' X ' - Q O. ' 0 o 0 . . - Q . I . - 1. . . . I 4 , . 1 1 Q -- ... 1 , , . 2 -. k b .. . A D e ' 1 ' ' ' r g . -' 'Y 4 l e o 0 ' . - . . . , . 1 O . - . . . . 5 . . . . . A . . .