Columbus Academy - Caravel Yearbook (Gahanna, OH)

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1'11E0.4R.1VEL A frio of our mosf successful boys have been Henry McKee, Bill Erlenbusch, and Jim Trainer. These men, in fhe employmenf of fhe Nofune Piano Co., make fhree frips each year info fhe African wilds fo obfain ivory from elephanfs for fheir com- pany. All fhree daredevils are accomplished denfisfs, and, according fo reporfs, fhey have won elephanf admirafion for fheir painless exfracfions. Danny Carmichael recenfly came fo fhe fore fhrough a well-earned promofion from fhe mayor of one of our large cifies. Danny was promofed fo Safefy Direcfor of Traffic and is said fo be speeding fowards anofher award. Herb Hoffman is now a recognized figure in fhe peanuf and popcorn indusfry. His recenf policy of 2-inch cellophaned peanufs has gained for him fhe appreciafion and appefifes of millions of American people. Glenn Whife and Jack Farrar are now employed by a large perfume company fo fesf and experimenf wifh fheir producfs. lncidenfly if is mainly fhrough fheir efforfs fhaf perfume wafer may be used as an anfisepfic, hair lofion, and spof remover. Bill Posflewaife recenfly promofed Academy afhlefic fame by winning fhe ping pong fournamenf sponsored ioinfly by fhe Old Ladies' Home and fhe Brofherhood for fhe Profecfion of Unwary Males. Bill affribufes his success fo courage, perse- verance, and fhe referee, who was his brofher. Brub Davey has become a chemisf of greaf relcnown, having made several im- porfanf discoveries in fhis field of science. His mosf recenf discovery is a hair removing solufion which is now on sale af all druggisfs. Brub fold me confidenfially fhaf if also removes fhe user's scalp, buf he guaranfees fhaf fhe hair will also dis- appear. Fuzzy Winger is now head of a nafional chain of barber shops and is cer- fainly clipping fhe dollars from John O. Public. Fuzzy's mosf successful period was during fhe shorf-haircuf craze of i940 He received S500 for each personal ap- pearance and had his furry fop insured af 50C per hair. Benfon Kaufman, immediafely affer graduafing from college, enfered fhe sporf of wresfling. Benny has progressed rapidly and is now fhe flyweighf champion of fhe Jones Boys' Afhlefic Club. George Rising af presenf is running for Mayor of a large wesfern cify. His polifical career has been one of honesf perseverence and sfeady progress. George's only misforfune was a friendly visif fo Sing Sing prison, where, unforfunafely, some one shuf a barred door behind him, and if was fwo years before fhe keepers lef him ouf. Bob Draudf is employed by fhe cify of Chicago as head of fhe vice squad. His five-year-old record of one arresf and one convicfion sfands as a monumenf fo fhe fhoroughness wifh which he performs his dufy. We, fhe class of I936. believe fhis a record of which we may iusfly be proud, and we hope fhaf 25 years from foday we may once again reioin you fo revel in memories of our school days. Mez TEVN

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T' I T' ff' 7' 1 F T' T ll I li' 7' T' - S I .Y a . 4 4 1 , SENIOR PROPHECY We are graduaTedg only we and God know The hardships and suTTerings we have endured To aTTain This pinnacle oT scl'olasTic endeavor. We soon will have reached The goal ThaT gives one The incenTive To earn a hard ToughT vicTory over The PyTha- gorean Theorem or To overcome an efirly lead and Triumph in The closing minuTes OT a sTudy period over 50 lines oT Cicezo's immorTal works-ThaT shining sTar in The sky oT every schoolboy, The senior prom. AT I:3O A. M. of June 3rd, we will have severed our lasT connecTion wiTh our beloved Columbus Academy and soon will seT sail on ThaT mosT uncerTain OT all oceans, The Trip on The Sea OT LiTe. May God waTch over and proTecT us ThaT we may be uniTed once again 25 years Trom Today aT The 5OTh anniversary and graduaTion oT The Columbus Academy. EXCERPT FROM CARAVEL OF l9bl l, as one oT The graduaTes oT The class oT IQ36, have been asked To wriTe a Tew words on The successes lThere have been no Tailures, my ladsl, oT my classmaTes oT 25 years ago. UnTorTunaTely, we are noT all presenT in body, buT ThaT invisible bond oT aTTecTion Tor The Columbus Academy uniTes us spiriTually aT This FiTTieTh anniversary and graduaTion oT our beloved school on The Third day OT June in This nineTeen hun- dred and sixTy-TirsT year oT our Lord. This same bond oT aTTecTion has kepT us in consTanT communicaTion wiTh one anoTher, and I assure you ThaT my reporTs are accuraTe and auThenTic. l-loward Briscoe, ThaT sTaid son oT old England, is now a successTul millionaire living in Sydney, AusTralia. lmmediaTely aTTer graduaTing Trom college, l-loward de- voTed his body and soul To The scienTiTic business oT raising rabbiTs. l-le has gained inTernaTional Tame Tor his knowledge oT The habiTs and characTerisTics oT These animals. Frederick Jaeger, as you all know, is The laTesT Tind Tor romanTic screen roles in l-lollywood. l-le is unmarried, drives a PonTiac, and does noT smoke. Bill Case and Bob Cole, band leader and vocalisT, respecTively, have recenTly compleTed a successTul season in The Fish Grill oT The Salmon l-loTel. They are playing Tor you TonighT and l am sure ThaT you will enioy The inTermissions. As many oT you know, Bob Spillman enTered WesT PoinT soon aTTer his grad- uaTion Trom The Columbus Academy. Bob Then enTerecl The U. S. Army and his progress has been rapid and unchecked. PrivaTe Spillman is one OT whom we may iusTly be proud. Jack Crabbe and WalTer EsTabrook are Tounders oT ThaT greaT deTecTive agency. The SureTire SleuTh Co. Their recenT recovery oT The long losT European debt is one of The highlighTs in The hisTory oT criminology. Jack DemoresT has, aT The Time, The mosT imporTanT posiTion in The ciTy oT New York wiTh one oT The maior railroad companies. All Trains and passengers are dependenT upon him Tor saTeTy and proTecTion. l-le works Trom IO A. M. Till 6 P. M. in swiTch house No. 7. Jimmy BuTler has become a very successTul lawyer. l-lis mosT Tamous case is ThaT OT Birdie l-lawk. Birdie shoT Tive people To deaTh in a TheaTre and was recognized by over 20 wiTnesses. Jimmy noT only succeeded in obTaining an acquiTTal Tor Mr. l-lawk, buT also secured Tor him a S50 bounTy Trom The sTaTe Tor a wolT Birdie shoT in The Michigan woods in l926. PAGE NlNE

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