Columbia University College of Pharmacy - Apothekan Yearbook (New York, NY)

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M. IRENE BAILEY M.I.B. Description — Professor Bailey was one of the first faculty members we met as freshmen and the first to introduce us to a close faculty-student relationship. She also taught the students much about the New York Subway System and its counterpart — chemical equilibrium. Assay — Professor Bailey plus one chemistry exam yields one scale of justice plus one big heart. Incompatibilities — Failures. Category — Chemotherapeutic agent. ' bTV B fa. ■ m WILLIAM L. WEINGOLD Willie Description — Professor Weingold may readily be seen polishing his diction and practicing the art of wrinkling his nose. He is the first faculty member we encountered who required impeccable attire for our pharmacy lab. We will always be thankful for the separation of the ointments and solutions into two different semesters — -what a final that would have made. Assay — Emulsify with acacia and the Continental Method, the resulting con- glomeration will not readily crack and is compatible with most substances encountered at CUCP. Incompatibilities — U.S. P., N.F., Remington and the Class of 61. Category — Pharmaceutical Technology. ALVIN GALINSKY Minute Man With Microphone Description — Dr. Galinsky comes to us by way of the University of Illinois better late than never! A true gentleman who has instilled in the Class of ' 61 a measure of respect and propriety. Assay — Carefully measure two grams of hydrogen bonding, one milligram of resonance and a high partition coefficient, mix well and the end product shows a direct relationship between physiochemical properties and biologic action. The above relation may also be achieved by obtaining a good understanding of Organic Medicinals. Incompatibilities — Improperly attired students. Category — Pharmaceutical necessity. 13

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BARRY H. DASH Barry ill be well remembered not only for his fine lectures his jokes, his laugh and his extensive extracurricular Description — Dr. Dash in pharmacy but also fo experiences. Assay — On trituration yields one T.T. mold, one avid suppository-roller and state board finals. As an absolute dictator of the dispensing lab. he ruled with an iron pestle. Incompatibilities — Egg salad with ketchup; obvious cheating. Category — Pharmaceutical necessity. JOSEPH L. KANIG Joe Description — Who will ever forget Professor Kanig ' s fine lectures on phar- maceutical preparations? Cosmetics have never been discussed and if you don ' t believe it, ask Professor Kanig. Assay — Upon surface activation in an aerosol container Professor Kanig is a staunch believer in HLB. He has occasionally yielded a smile but only occa- sionally. He will always be remembered as a man whose wife is a constant user of hand creams, body creams, cold creams, face creams, hormone creams, wrinkle creams and sour cream. Incompatibilities — Cosmetics and the Class of ' 61. Category — Aerosol, surfactant. ROGER MANTSA VINOS Roger Description — One of the best liked faculty members, according to the Class of ' 61. Dr. Mantsavinos had the gift of humor plus an uncanny means of trans- mitting subject matter to his students. We will be the wiser for having him transform many subjects which previously were confusing into live and under- standable knowledge. Assay — One biochemistry lecture plus one shopping list and one laundry list intertwined in the lecture yields one pleasant and highly respected individual. Incompatibilities — Cough drops, soda-jerk pharmacists. Category — Antitussive. 12

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LOUIS MALSPEIS L M Description — What ' s new and exciting. ' - These are the famous words of that dynamic lecturer Dr. Malspeis. He can readily elucidate any chemical principle in terms that are completely incomprehensible to us and he is the only lecturer in school who gives lectures without referring to notes. Assay — This hydrogen-bonded Professor exhibits structural specificity especi- ally in the eighth orbit, sometimes known as the twilight zone. He is the Albert Einstein of his generation. Incompatibilities — Homemade hydrogen bombs, speed-writing. Category — Physio-chemical encyclopedia. MATHEW LIPMAN Matty Description — While perched on a stool in room 45 he readily commands the attention of the class while lecturing on the finer things in, ah, ah, life. Um, um, ah, ah. Assay — The requirements for entering into Matty ' s art gallery include a friend ' s beret, an imported ascot and a Vandyke. Once inside, snoring is frowned upon as a distraction from the esthetic raptures of life. Incompatibilities — Karl Marx, oligopoly. Category — Existentialist. 14