Columbia High School - Columbian Yearbook (Columbia, NC)

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Class Prophecy It is Monday night, the second of May, and the moon is not yet in sight. A blue and ghostly light swims through my open window, and I hear a hair-raising sound of clanking chains and rustling garments. With chattering teeth, I gasp, What? A hollow voice replies, I am the Future. Stammeringly I inquire, Oh, Spirit of the Future, turn the time of life and tell me where and what the Seniors of Columbia High School are doing in 1983. In a weird voice, the spirit began accounting my classmates' lives in 1983. KATIE BASNIGHT is the private marriage consultant of Liz Taylor. Katie is well experienced in this business, for she, herself, has been married four times. The-'Globe mectterakc us match forthe famous STANLEY BRICKHOUSE. Stanley is so good he plays a one-man team. My! My! SHIRLEY COReON happily married. She has three children named Eni, Mennie, and Miny. Her husband is patiently waiting in the hospital lobby for little Mo! 'Down with the Democrats’ is he slodae of DAVID CLOUGH'S platform. Davidis running for the presidency of the United States. Madame. CHRISTINE DAVENPORT is the fa mous hair stylist of Paris. People from all over the world travel to er magnificent work. the main entertainment of the world. How could. anyone keep calm these days when the great DILLON blushes on television? = Dimples is what @yeryone calls hers BRENDA HALES is her PELE. Brénda is now starring inthe movie, 'South Pacific.' Yes, she is stiN:'Washing ae Right ®ut of Her Hair. With continued world tension, the United States hg upon FLORA HOLLIS to help negotiate peace with Russia. — BESS In the past twenty years more hesien men aS have fee eomvrered to Ohri stianity than in any other el period in history. With the leadership of 5 THADI (OPKINS this has become truez WILMA JACKSON still has her famous uae Im 1963 she ies egies paid for it; now, she is making millions by just sitting around Washington—lauoligs Of course, no class is really successfi sant stude nt becomes a Eetceeaany model. This honor has fallen to ALICE OLIVER. Alice is now modeling for the Ho of Dior. cman Have you ever wondered who writes jokes for come: ? If you have not, , letme inform you that BOBBY PATRICK has become nationally known for his orginality with jokes. = BUD SPENCER is doing a grand job as our Representative to the United Nations. Bud never asks but always tells what we, the people of the United States, stand for. BRENDA SPENCER, having enjoyed driving Bus 13 so much in high school, is still continuing to drive Bus 13, in order to protect and safeguard all her little offsprings. FREDDY SWAIN, is the private airplane pilot of Caroline Kennedy. He has become so rich that he has decidedto open his own airline business. MARY BETH SWAIN, having worked in movies earlier in life, has become a successful producer in Germany. She wants to come home, but her work is in such a demand that she feels she must stay. Webster's Dictionary has gone out of style since the new edition, 'White,' has come out. Yes, JOHN WHITE, with his wide vocabulary, has derived over a thousand new words since 1963. And, Dale, with your teaching school and taking care of your little ones, your life is complete. But do not be frightened. This is all twenty years from now. You and your classmates have plenty of time to accomplish the goals set before you. Then the spirit was gone. DARKNESS-DARKNESS-—Darkness—mystery. The future revealed! men, DALE DAVIS Class Prophetess

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Cast Will and Gestament We, the Senior Class of 1963 being of sound but befuddled minds and in a run-down physical state, do hereby make and declare this to be our LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT. ARTICL To our parents, we leave our greatestrespect anc inrcere appreciation Yor making our graduation possible. Woe x ARTICLE If a Shine ofand our teachers, we leave our appreciation fortheir kindness, guidgnce, and patience during our | ‘eS ARTICLE Il our Senior adviser, we leave our appreciation and thanks for all We has done to help us during ARTICLE IV “ } SECTION I To the Freshman Gila 5, we leave the joy of being in high school and hope that they have built a good foundation for further study. t { aM SECTION II To the Sophomo} e class, we leave the thought of becoming Juniors and wish them the}best of luck in all their pursuits. i al i Ny SECTION III To the Junior Class,-we leave the pleasure of being Seniors and hope that they will experience a successful Senior year in high school. i { f | ARTICLE V KATIE BASNIGHT, ltave my quiet ways to Rhett White. STANLEY BRICKHOUSE, Feave my height to Billy Armstrong. DAVID CLOUGH, ledve'my leadership ability to Charles Patrick. CHRISTINE DAVENPORT, leave my love for life to Yvonne Spencer. DALE DAVIS, leave by, flirtatious manner to Iris Cohoon. SHIRLYN DILLON, lea ave my ability to blush easily to some unlucky person. BRENDA HALES, leave swith the hope of finding something better. FLORA HOLLIS, leave the presidency of the Beta Club to Ashley Hardison. THADINE HOPKINS, lgave my natural blonde hair to Margaret Rose Chesson. WILMA JACKSON, leave ‘all my good times and fond memories to anyone who may want the ALICE ANN OLIVER, Jeave my short stature to Alice White. BOBBY PATRICK, lea yelithe teachers a nervous wreck. BRENDA SPENCER, léave Bus 13 to Mike Cohoon, my back-seat driver. BUD SPENCER, leave: thy night — jto thei owls. FREDDY SWAIN, leave my aby : dish Son in everything to euleeys who may we ion Se EM ea ee] w m 4 a0) a =e — zo ee, p oO a a) a oO) JOHN WHITE, leave } ny voce “Te ANT rte SHIRLEY COHOON, caveat (tas Wanitin E ome ia 9 Cee eel presence of us, and in thapregence’ are Wh other, we do subscribe o' ames as NY Zz ia es SHIRLEY COHOCON Testatrix a Fred omer dt Welt Rafe p,

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