Columbia Grammar and Preparatory School - Columbiana Yearbook (New York, NY)

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Whos always th re to help rt s ms? Ach' Vat a pamc Who keeps our jumors on the run? Is our teacher of Germanic Who breaks up all their fzendzsh fun? And we must confess Whos the man that makes the Prom That he srzzles at chess Stand out lxke an Atom Bomb' Kmd rehned Szncere austere Dr Ulrich Moriarty Who helps us realzze our dreams-' Who scolds us for our little pranks? Who deserves our vote of thanks' Who Hugh Merson en l 0I'J CBradyj Smce Schmdel has been marrled to Marl lyn he has been drlnkmg Maxwell House Coffee Of course you know that he IS dolng well as a locksmlth Have you heard anything about Don Federmanl CBearmanj Yes he s wr1t1ng advxce to th lovelo n m Frelberg s new revlew THE SPECTA TOR Whlle on the subject of wrxtmg I see ln the latest revlew that Toblas and Van Bergh have formed a partnershlp for the publlcatlon of Van Bergh s love affairs the most successful of which IS h1s latest Idiot s Delight CBradyj By the way there was only one polltxctan ln the bunch Tony V1vald1 first governor of the new state of Puerto Rlco has mformed me that Frederlco Wexss the new matador down there had a great record for throwlng the bull untxl one day the tables were turned and the bull threw hlm CBearmanj Wemberg and Aaron appeared m a soclal item a few days ago when they arrxved from Florida lookmg for talent for the clty of Mlaml whxch they now own Whlle I was lxstenlng to the radio some time ago I heard a mall order house ad vertlsement of Cr1b Notes for Prep School Boys Everythmg from calculus to English ln detall Guess who was the author of thls handy book? CBradyJ Why sure I remember Herky and Duck Rublnstem xs running a firm whlch caters to all soclal functlons CBearmanJ Candldo Schoenfeld and Katz are run nmg the You Drown and Well Save You Swlmmlng School ln Nxles Schwartzs old dlve Bob Straus IS running a blg novelty store on Ford ham Road ln the Bronx He IS always gettmg mto quarrels wlth Bud Perkel the local fire chlef about h1S place bemg a fire trap Thelr last argument was pretty hot CBradyj Ed Goldmuntz just formed a new diamond company and owns the New York Glants whose ace DIYCHCF C Handsome IS as Handsome Does J Bodenstem with Iron man Castor as h1s battery mate CBearmanJ Thxnkmg of sports jay C Bullet J Llnde set th one mile track record ln the Garden Sved IS now runnmg a chess school w1th the slogan We Teach You ln Three Easy Moves H1s new est set came from the pawn shop CBradyj I love me Oltarsh with h1s manager f Sllent Sam J Melnlker ha bought a n w rail road H was well tramed for thls attractlve Job CBearmanj Herb Kass IS finally reallzmg h1s am b1t1on to be a commerclal artist he IS now palntmg the whlte llnes down the middle of the highways Falk just met a cute glrl and now hes learnlng how to spoon CBradyJ Ira Qumt just publlshed an artlcle wh1ch he shows absolute proof that C O IS cold water and H O IS hot water but personally I thmk that he IS all wet CHe looks at h1s watch and YISCSD Its been mce seelng you agam Ed but I have a broadcast ln three hours and you know that lt w1ll take all of that to set my haxr CHe walks to door and then turns around wlth an afterthoughtl Oh by the way Eddie Rand asked me to mentlon hlm In matters mtellectual Thzs t acher s most etlectual Hrs readmg Irsts enormous But it helps mform us Terrzhc speczlic Field Hrs historical knowledge Could fill a whole college In wisdom profound He makes us abound Talkatlve provocative Sanchez Sell l 0l'J In subjects mathematzcal This man s most emphatrcal By h1s slrppmg srx five H1s students survive Computing commuting Reynolds He s a t acher of Spamsh We don t want to bamsh Nev r n ver put the senor In th r frrgerator Grmnmg wmnmg Marm Page Twenty Three - ' ' ' a ee , - . - , . , , , 1 , S . . 1 1 . Y ' I y . y , . . . B - I V ' . . , . - a ' ' , . . I 1 ' ' ll ' yy 15 - . - - y . . . , v v - - H U . , . , . . Q . . . v . . . 4. - ,, . . , - ' , . 7 7 ll I! ' 1 . . , , 4- ' rx - 1 . . S 2 - - 5 I R . . . . , . . . . . - - , . . . . y , - - In . ., 2 I - v - , . . . . . . . . , , , Y V - , . , . . . I - - - - - ' . . , . . . E - A , , - . - , , . - , , . . . . , . ,, . - ,, 9 D ., , , . . . Q G , . . . - ,, , - - , , . ,

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From way down south m the land of This German professor of espanol Eh boy wat IS dat Cotton Instructs hrs classes their rs to roll Your head she rs fat' Comes the master of Hotton Totton The world rs wrde for such as he With hrs accent so cute Columbia s own man of drstmctron And that rs why he s here at C He rarely rs mute Duck mrlk keeps him from extmctron GS Oh yes Always workmg never shrrkmg Emphatrc dramatic Wrllen Monsieur Dr Beene eIll0I'J Brady enters from the slde door He appears to be iightmg off autograph hunters He stghs as he Fmally closes the door and turns to the man slttmg at the desk He presents hls card to this man who turns out to be Edward Bearman The latter looks at the card and shows sxgns of engagmg 1n mem orles of the past CBearmanj Hm joe Brady joe Brady Gee thxs name sounds famlllar Why of course' It s Halr comb joe Brady my old friend from C G S days Why I remember you All the glrls used to go for your face Gopher face Brady they called you What have you been domg wxth yourself besides savmg combs? CBradyj Me? Ive got my teeth 1n other things besides combs As you must have seen Im the new star of Wheres That Breeze the sequel to our old classmates Bob Perlstem You remember old Hlde the pxcture Perlstem dont you? H now produces for Intimate Plctonal Features Inc Enough about me What have you been dolng Ed? CBearmanj Oh me' I sold my hlstory notes to Mr Muzzey soon after graduation for a sum whlch I say with my tongue 1n my cheek may or may not be adequate but thats only a matter of oplmon Rlght now I m worklng wxth Swlfty Isaacs the old CGS glgllo on a basketball deal whlch ts pretty good We play every Friday nlght ln Brook lyn but of course travellmg to Brooklyn xs nothmg new to Dave Well joe how are the women treat mg you? CBradyj Okay I guess women w1ll never change Its gettlng so that I cant go around l1ke an or :gen Lord We cant End a Haw Wzth hzstory or law For the New jersey whrz Never gives us a qurz A great guy the girls srgh Mr Mac From quadratic equation There IS no evasion He wrestles and tangles With tangents and angles Laughmg graphmg Strong Page Twenty two dlnary person anymore By the way I was llstenmg to the radlo last nlght and I heard Dave Zmman sportscastmg As you know he IS followed lmme dxately by the question and answer program star rmg Ausch and Sterlmg sponsored by the McCor mack Mxnk Ranch CBearmanj I hear that you and Berrent have a beer Joxnt as a sldelme wlth Al on the tastmg end and you on the business end s1tuated 1n Schwald s colossal Bllllard Emporium CBradyj Speakmg of bxlllards have you heard that Howle Cohen and D1ck Well have become the B T O s of Broadway under D1ck Brooks the may or of C P W ? I also see by yesterdays paper that Frank Kesner was klcked out of Perlstem s Movxe Company because he was always suck w1th pneu moma but that s not of Paramount lmportance 1n Plttsburgh with gruff vo1ce Cashman as h1s su pervnsor? CBradyj Yes and speakmg of voices I read ln the latest Polrce Gazette owned and edlted by Henry Steiner an artlcle wrltten by the notorious Nlkkl that Johnathan CN1ght1ngaleJ Goldberg has been elected Presxdent of Anderson CBearmanj You know I have to laugh when I thmk of the new Joke book Just published by Noel Schwelg You remember that Noel used to say that he got weety from eatlng bread I heard the other day from jerry Q Blxmpo D Bernstem the new ar ranger for the blue black rhythms of Rastus Kel ler who by the way left a donation to the Leonard School upon graduatxon for the propagatlon of more Irlses We cannot condemn An ex basketball coach Our teacher of chem He s now above reproach He mstrlls us wrth vrszon He s trymg so to carrymore About theories of fission That he acts like Barrymore Ever testmg never restmg Grut? bluff Randel Rader . , if . - : . . , . . , . n 1 n , , l , . , . 5 ' ' Q u u . ln . ' ' ' . . , - . l Y '- ' . . . . , H 1 ' 7 y I 1 Y Sl ' . 4 v ' Y ' - a D! ' r ' . . 1 ' - . Q . . 9 ' J ' . . , . 9 ' ' . . A . y , ' ' ' 1 , . , , Gone With the Wind, produced by another one of CBearmanj Is it true that Broido owns a steel mill u ' - - ' l - - ,sn ' 1 . e ' - . ' I 3 ' I Q s ' Y 1 - , - . . , y ' ' 7 1 ! . , , . . l , . ' 1 ' ' it ' ,!! Y . . . , 1 , . . . . LK ' 77 ' - 1 v ' ' I 1 1 x . 1 I . . , . , . - . I . . : . . h , - - . u u - - - .. 1 ' 1 1 ' 1 ' , , .. ,,

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