Columbia College - Columbian Yearbook (Columbia, SC)

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Senior Rice insists that she does not believe in dissolution Cevolutionj. Wanted to know why Soph. Sherard is so much in love with Hlfurmanf' Senior E. Braddy, on hearing that the sun parlor had been decorated in cr:pe paper for service, said, I think that is a sin to make light of crepe in that way. LovER: Dear, my love for you flows like a stream. GIRL: Why don't you dam it, then? A To shave your face and brush your hair And then your Sunday clothes to wear, That's preparation. And then upon a car to ride, A mile or two to walk besides, That's transportation. A And then before the door to smile And think you'll stay a good long while, That's expectation. And then to find her not at home 5 That's thunderation.--Ex. THE SUSPENSION EE the faces of the boys, Tremhling boys! What a look of terror now, the aftermath of joys, On their pallid, faces show! O if only they could go! Too much terrified to speak They would only sneak, sneak Out of sight. O the piteous appealing that they may again meet class! O the Wild determination that they'll make up for the past! Telling Moore, Moore, Moore That they do their sins deplore, And they'll faithfully endeavor Now to quit them ever, ever If he'll just help them out of this plight. O you boys, boys, boys! O you Carolina boys! In despairg How you weep, and beg, and pray, And make vows the live-long day To the faculty in agonizing prayer! Yet the faculty knows how, Spite of sorrow, On the morrow You dear boys will keep your vow. Yes, the faculty foretells How your sorrow On the morrow You will not remember well: So they think that they should punish You. oor unoflendinv bo s P , D Y v Patient boys, Patient boys, boys, boys, boys, Boys, boys, boysg So they free you, and they quiz the other boys. l29

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