Columbia College - Chapeau Bas Yearbook (Vancouver, British Columbia Canada)

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BRIEFS AND BONEHEADS Question-- XYliat is hrevity .XllSNYC'l'-ullvllkill lielcols reads the Scripture, Luke leads the prayer, and Dean has no announcements to make. Professor Roflwell tin Cicerol- Miss Dixon. ean you translate 'XYe kiss each other'? Miss Dixon trather einharrassed Jgufio, sir, hut I can transplant it. Murphy tin the liliraryfy- llere's a hook on my home town, lle had his eye on Syilueyk '1Xrea'lia. I saw a sea lion once, remarlqed one at the table. I saw El whale when I was in l3altimore. added Miss XYillis. Mary Timm. eager to display her knowledge. chimetl in, I've seen a u'halehone. XYhere came the inquiry. In a store, was the pronnmt rewponse. t 60 5 Since Luke is a Senior he does as he pleases. but he tinds the porch of Leitner llall a delightful place to rest, and wait, and wait, and rest. Ilut all things come to him who waits. Ifley cliddle, diddle, the cook plays the lialdfe The student must danee to the tune: The meat is so tough, if you eat it enough, It will put you in hed pretty soon. For some reason lilcatrice as Kate, in Cupid at Yassarf' ahsolntely refused, in rehearsals. to carry out the exact instruction aS given in the text. Question-lYhat is a circle? .Xnswer-One of Dean Vlonei announcements. Mr. lflenderson. the manager of Cl1apeaux-bas. featured in the llahy Show at Fairyland. Hou' are the digniiied reduced to the ridiculou5!

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THE COLUMBIAN l'11Ifli.vlzv4z' ll'm'Hj' by flu' .S'1'1zdv11I.t nf fltlflllllblltl- fl0UL'jfL'. l':lllCI'Cll in the .Pustrmlhcc at Lake City as 9CCllll1l-ClZlFS mail 1nz1tler. STAFF. XV. lR.X SANDERS .... .,......... . . .... Ed1'tur-1'1z-L71iff E. H. HENDERSON, l l'lU1l,lfR P. HOXVARD, : .XDA li. XVILLIS. l' .... ,'l.rx0Ciufc lfa'ifur's wma GEIGER, l ROSX LEE SXVINDELL, I G. hl. Rf TDXVELL ......... . .... Fill-lfff-X' lfzlztwl' M.Xl,Ct TIJI HAGUUD. . .. ...l31zsz'fzf.vy Alltlllflsdfl' Rate, 31.00 Per Year. Single Cnpy, Five Cents. Tim C01,uM1:1,'xN is the life of our College. Each weelc the students look forwzuxl to the time when they may get the news uf the College znnl see who pulled a bone. llfeekly contributions are made by the various Ol'gEllllZZlllOl1S, anal these rep- resent ll'fL'I'IJl'j' ftllfilf as well as the actual work aceolnplishecl.

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BRIEFS AND BONEHEADS-Continued Myrtle Edwards out on the campus dissecting a worm. Hungry, seeing her, inquired: Myrtle, what are you doing with that worm F Myrtle- Studying Botany. Bess Tribble tin the library!- Have you tinished 'Otho the Great? The Librarian C-buttin' inij- No, but l'll bet that when you finish with Otto there'll be nothing left of himf' Lily Maude, after the Halloween mask, was telling about an encounter with the Alice Maude, mascu- line-looking girl. And when he grabbed me, she said, I knew by the sensation that a man had me. AUCTION SALE NOTICE. H. R. Eekols, High Muck-a-muck and referee in bankruptcy. will sell to the highest bidder, on day after Commencement, at high noon, the entire room appur- tenances of Hungry Hoover. who has recently tiled an involuntary petition for domestic bankruptcy in Charley -lenkins' Probate Court. The following is a list of the principal articles tu be disposed of, to-wit: One bed, slept in eight months, but never made up. Qne broom, never been used. Une lamp, tilled last September and still containing same oil. Une cake tar soap, tat and Htilily, a little dusty and somewhat dirty, but good as new. Terms cash, or monthly installments of ldrince Albert tobacco. DAFFODILS. lt Knight should overtake him, would Paul Camp? lf Earl went off. would Gladys get caught by Webb? lf XYinnie wanted to housekeep, would l'aul Hyer? lf Gunn went off, would it kill Duck? lf Blitch didn't care. would Yera get Loonil s W? lf a Hart was in the game, would Rose Swindell? lt a Freslunan weeped a bushel of tears. would Alice Rivers? Q61,l