Columbia College - Cayuse Yearbook (Milton, OR)

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Bobbette Club Charter Members: V. Harris, M. Buttelman S B l 'O' R. Sayre, A. F-oster, S. Williaiiis. i ,lm mlb, Taken in on Probation: G. Hartman, R. Forbis, E. Saunders, D. Burgoyne, V. Forbis M. Colbert, O. Welab, D. Campbell, L. Van Order, E. Huntley. Thirty-second Degree Members: P. Nelson, E. Janes, J. Win- ther, L. Evans. ' Suspended Member: L. Armentrout QReinstated April l4.j Patrons: R. Metcalf, W. Burgoyne, M. Spores No. l, M. Spores No. 2, J. Bradbury. Board of Barber Examiners: G. Hartman, S. Williiaiiis M. Spores No. l. Committee on Reeoneiliationf D. Burgoyne, R. Forbis. A PASSING THOUGHT O bobhed hair is in style again, Like maids of Egypt were When King Tut paddled up the Nile, Or fished along the shore. We'l1 see no more long braids of hair- No poinpadours or curls. But heads trimmed like 0-Cedar inops Will decorate our girls. . They say these girls lead easy lives. They have no snarls to conihg But husbands of these bob-haired girls Can never keep them home. Each day they plaiteglass up the Drag. And shake a saucy noodle: But as for husbands and for kids- They ditch the whole caboodle. Small wonder then that men all dread The sight of tresses bobhledz For if they keep 21 hob-hair home. They have to keep her hohhled. -G. Page Eighty-Five

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ment and bluster in the kitchen. The shadow paced to and fro, tearing his hair, or rather what there was left of it. The smallest member of the Big Four gave vent to her anger by banging pans and kettles in a futile search for the lost sweet- ness. The fortune teller had been standing quietly for some min- utes and now she burst out with, f'I've got it! T know where it is! Up on second! I know it is! I feel it in my bones, she cried as she dashed out of the door. Up to second she sprinted followed closely by La Professora. Room 24 was their destination. It's occupants, Molly and Grace, were busily engaged in everything-everything except stealing candy. After abusing and accusing the supposed scala- wags, the teachers walked silently away without the candy and also without the confession. Weary and worn out they went to the kitchen and started the candy-making process once again, while Molly, with fudge in her eyes, paced wildly back and forth on second singing: Some think this girl was made for stealing candy, And so do I-And so do I. The next morning the candy was found untouched in a re- mote corner of the kitchen. Some think that chemical action made it disappear, while others hold to the theory that No. 24 knows and always will know the mystery of its disappearance. BE CAREFUL CHET In the choir loft one Sunday evening Chet Henninger tried to hide a yawn with his Hymnal and the cover got stuck edgewise between his jaws. Chet saved his own life by yawning again at which time he was able to dislodge the book. HANDLES-NOT EARS . Nora Wolfe drew a picture of a casserole dish with two large handles on it and next day Mr. Evans flunked her in Geology, He thought she was cartooning him. Page Eighty-Four

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Itemized Financial Statement of THE 1924 CAYUSE Made out in accordance with Blue Sky Laws of Oregon. VVE STAND FOR PUBLICITY EXPENDITURES : To Mr. Ward ffor pictui-es3 .............. 32 6.50 Money Loaned Brewster Cto pay Idaho alini ony J ........................... 50.00 Engraving Bill ......................... 46.65 Sunset Theatre Tickets fused as bribesj . .. 14.35 Safety Deposit Box ffor keeping sua-ps of Metcalf. Forbis. Frank, Bamburg, etc.b 1.25 Printing .................................. 1,142.00 Advertising for cartoons .....,......... 68.60 Tips to Teachers who let us cut classes ..... 124.00 Binding of Clayuse .................. .. 9.00 Just Naturally Lost ...... 175.00 TOTAL ...... . . 551,636.75 REUEIPTS: Legitimate Adve1'tising.: ....,... 1-10.00 Special Advertising: Honor Society ............. , 12,00 Metc-alfTFo1-his Association .. 12.00 A. Maxfielcl .............. 1.75 I-lush Money ............................. 1.02500 Sale of Cayuses ......................... 212.00 From Pres. Shansle ffor roasting Bnrgoyne in Collegiam . ............... ......... 2 0.00 lnc-orne from Chorus Concert ............... 00.00 From Prof. Evans ffor omitting: one joke on same ................................. 4.00 Donation from Estate of H. Graybeal ....... 125.00 TOTAL . . . . .5F1.636.75 Page Eighty-Six