Columbia College - Cayuse Yearbook (Milton, OR)

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ment and bluster in the kitchen. The shadow paced to and fro, tearing his hair, or rather what there was left of it. The smallest member of the Big Four gave vent to her anger by banging pans and kettles in a futile search for the lost sweet- ness. The fortune teller had been standing quietly for some min- utes and now she burst out with, f'I've got it! T know where it is! Up on second! I know it is! I feel it in my bones, she cried as she dashed out of the door. Up to second she sprinted followed closely by La Professora. Room 24 was their destination. It's occupants, Molly and Grace, were busily engaged in everything-everything except stealing candy. After abusing and accusing the supposed scala- wags, the teachers walked silently away without the candy and also without the confession. Weary and worn out they went to the kitchen and started the candy-making process once again, while Molly, with fudge in her eyes, paced wildly back and forth on second singing: Some think this girl was made for stealing candy, And so do I-And so do I. The next morning the candy was found untouched in a re- mote corner of the kitchen. Some think that chemical action made it disappear, while others hold to the theory that No. 24 knows and always will know the mystery of its disappearance. BE CAREFUL CHET In the choir loft one Sunday evening Chet Henninger tried to hide a yawn with his Hymnal and the cover got stuck edgewise between his jaws. Chet saved his own life by yawning again at which time he was able to dislodge the book. HANDLES-NOT EARS . Nora Wolfe drew a picture of a casserole dish with two large handles on it and next day Mr. Evans flunked her in Geology, He thought she was cartooning him. Page Eighty-Four

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Fudge l 7:15-the kitchen was buzzing with pedagogical bees. This was Sneak Night for four members of the faculty, and, putting their heads together, they decided to make candy. ' A popular member of the faculty, who is anxious to attain to a higher degree of culinary skill, was rushing about with gobs of butter in one hand and cook book in the other. She was ably assisted by what the students call her shadow? He, having had laboratory methods, held up his hands in horror, while she poured in vast amounts of sugar and other ingredients without a thought as to proportions. There was a big apron going about, behind which, if closely observed could be seen the smallest member of the faculty. Belonging to the music department, she was well trained in the art of banging so as to produce harmonious sounds. This banging was caused by her efforts to find a platter for the fudge. The candy was set aside to cool within two feet of the Big Four. Still another member of the faculty, who for the past half hour had been busy hunting the vanilla, now came to light. Her hair awry, she squealed, Don't I look like a gypsy?', Oh, that reminds me, grinned the shadow, I heard that you tell fortunes. Would you be so kind and condescending as to tell mine? And say,', he whispered sidling up closer to her, will I ever get married? - The others came forward, and once again the Big Four put their heads together, while the renowned palmist solemnly an- nounced: You will be married soon, six children shalt thou have. Ah, I see trouble in the form of a rolling pin. QThe chemist turned a shade paleitj Darkness and sorrow, moaned the fortune teller. And see there, 'tis brighter. Your wife shall die and you will live happily ever after. . That's enough, shrieked the chemist, holding his ears. I Yes, that's what I say said the individual who was anxious to become efficient in the culinary department. Let's see about the candy. It ought to--why 1t's gone! True enough, the candy had disappeared. Now all was excite- Page Eighty-Three

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Bobbette Club Charter Members: V. Harris, M. Buttelman S B l 'O' R. Sayre, A. F-oster, S. Williaiiis. i ,lm mlb, Taken in on Probation: G. Hartman, R. Forbis, E. Saunders, D. Burgoyne, V. Forbis M. Colbert, O. Welab, D. Campbell, L. Van Order, E. Huntley. Thirty-second Degree Members: P. Nelson, E. Janes, J. Win- ther, L. Evans. ' Suspended Member: L. Armentrout QReinstated April l4.j Patrons: R. Metcalf, W. Burgoyne, M. Spores No. l, M. Spores No. 2, J. Bradbury. Board of Barber Examiners: G. Hartman, S. Williiaiiis M. Spores No. l. Committee on Reeoneiliationf D. Burgoyne, R. Forbis. A PASSING THOUGHT O bobhed hair is in style again, Like maids of Egypt were When King Tut paddled up the Nile, Or fished along the shore. We'l1 see no more long braids of hair- No poinpadours or curls. But heads trimmed like 0-Cedar inops Will decorate our girls. . They say these girls lead easy lives. They have no snarls to conihg But husbands of these bob-haired girls Can never keep them home. Each day they plaiteglass up the Drag. And shake a saucy noodle: But as for husbands and for kids- They ditch the whole caboodle. Small wonder then that men all dread The sight of tresses bobhledz For if they keep 21 hob-hair home. They have to keep her hohhled. -G. Page Eighty-Five