Columbia College - Cayuse Yearbook (Milton, OR)

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Did you know that Miss Saunders rushed to her room to powder her face before answering the telephone when her fiance called her by long distance? Well, she did! Leland: Qtranslating Frenchj What kind of a cap is spoken of on page l2: Is it a cap of rabbit skin? Nora: No thatls the past participle of a verb and means turned down. Martin: Qtranslating Spanishj She embraced him in her hands. Sophie: My, you must think he was a small man. Heard at the Spokane College game while Leonelrwas lead- ing cheersf That certainly is a strong argument for the theory of evolu- tionf' Roy seeking information concerning the construction of a house: Why,,' said Doris, it wasn't hard to build our home. I held one end of the board while Bill nailed the other. jim: Fm going to do some washing tomorrow for a change. Heard: That's a good reason for washing. Gilbert, what did they do at the feast of Purim? I don't know. I wasn't there. Heard while the picture was being taken of the Life Service Band. Doris: People who go by will think this is our student body. Elwood: UNO, they'll think it,s the facultyf, Bill: If we all looked like Elwood they'd think it was a nursery.', r Billf Earl isnit two-faced, because if he was he'd wear the other face.', Earl: That's a good one. Sophie: Then why don't you laugh? Earl: I am grinningf, Heard: That's one on Earl's face.' Page Eighty-Two

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Fudge l 7:15-the kitchen was buzzing with pedagogical bees. This was Sneak Night for four members of the faculty, and, putting their heads together, they decided to make candy. ' A popular member of the faculty, who is anxious to attain to a higher degree of culinary skill, was rushing about with gobs of butter in one hand and cook book in the other. She was ably assisted by what the students call her shadow? He, having had laboratory methods, held up his hands in horror, while she poured in vast amounts of sugar and other ingredients without a thought as to proportions. There was a big apron going about, behind which, if closely observed could be seen the smallest member of the faculty. Belonging to the music department, she was well trained in the art of banging so as to produce harmonious sounds. This banging was caused by her efforts to find a platter for the fudge. The candy was set aside to cool within two feet of the Big Four. Still another member of the faculty, who for the past half hour had been busy hunting the vanilla, now came to light. Her hair awry, she squealed, Don't I look like a gypsy?', Oh, that reminds me, grinned the shadow, I heard that you tell fortunes. Would you be so kind and condescending as to tell mine? And say,', he whispered sidling up closer to her, will I ever get married? - The others came forward, and once again the Big Four put their heads together, while the renowned palmist solemnly an- nounced: You will be married soon, six children shalt thou have. Ah, I see trouble in the form of a rolling pin. QThe chemist turned a shade paleitj Darkness and sorrow, moaned the fortune teller. And see there, 'tis brighter. Your wife shall die and you will live happily ever after. . That's enough, shrieked the chemist, holding his ears. I Yes, that's what I say said the individual who was anxious to become efficient in the culinary department. Let's see about the candy. It ought to--why 1t's gone! True enough, the candy had disappeared. Now all was excite- Page Eighty-Three