Columbia College - Cayuse Yearbook (Milton, OR)

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.D.p Eacher hell hand; 1 a flutter, IOSt his 53nd his knees ventful night; 1 and said, en you recite? 1111 V, named 'lenks. mung minx; :lOVCy rell 57 deal. r16 1611 Paid laled' , 311d g. ' Within These Halls Characters: Mr. Shangle Dean Howard Mr. Day Miss McKlveen Miss Duthlie Miss Jenks Mr. Stewart l Miss Stimson Miss Kurth Joe Gibson Dorothy Williams Place: Regular faculty meeting. Mr. Shanglels Office. Time: ll :20 A. M. Friday morning. Dorothy and Joe enter shamefaeedly, followed by Mr. Shangle. Mr. Shangle: Well. not everyone seems to be here. Now, I do wish that all the teachers would try to be here on time, just out Of courtesy to me and the rest of the faculty. Do any of you know where Miss Jenks and Miss MeKlveen are? Miss Stimson: F111 not just sure, President Shangle, but I believe that they are over on the third floor of the dormitory trying Miss MeKlveenls new electric hair curler. Dean Howard: Mr. Shangle, I think some rule Should be made concerning faculty meeting so that the teachers would not forget to come. tEnter Miss Jenks and Miss McKlveen with an air of assumed dignity; their hair much frizzed and primpedj Miss M cKlveen: We had forgotten today was faculty meeting, Mr. Shangle. Pm so sorry. Mr. Shangle: lt hurts me very much to brmg the Fifty-f'ive

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Fifty-four M. J. to V. 13.? He called upon a teacher To ask her for her hand; His heart was all a flutter, He had nearly lost his sand. He dropped upon his knees On this great eventful night; She looked at him and said, gPlease rise when you recite? Cawshun There was a young lady, named jonks, A pretty, but vampish young minx; If you once: fell in love, With this sweet, little dove, Well,- it hurt me to tell, But sheid lead you to, well You'd soon lead a reckless career. Just take my advice, my dear. Let tho young lady alone And you stay at home, And youill find that it well paid T W hen youive grown old and grayed. A I i s ,ghangle d M is :1 Howar 3 i is 035' . A I is Stewart jne 'th .. . o M Dorothy Xi Ilhams ituhvmeeting. Mr. Shan; iFriday morning. :djoe enter shamefacedl e: Well. not everyone ilthatpall the teachers Wt. wmotourtesy to me at am' 01 YOU kn . . ' 0W x 1 mm khere

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subject before you this morning Wthh I am eomgelled to do. Now, these two young people, Joe and Miss oro- thy, have taken it upon themselves to break some of. the rules concerning the dormitory llfe, and I feel that they must be punished in some way. About a week ago, late at night, they were seen up town 1n the bale seat 0t Della Higginsl car. Now you all know that this is strictly against the rules of the College, and I feel personally, that the two young peOple should. be campussed for awhile. Of course, Ilni perfectly willing to abide by the decision of the faculty and Id be very glad to hear from some of you. Joe Gibson: Pardon me, Mr. Shangle, but it teally seems to me that youive done us a slight IHJUSUCE uninten- tionally. I realize, of course, that we broke a few rules but I supposed it would be all right for one ofthe preacher boys to go out with the girls without permiss1on. Dorothy Williams: Now, Mr. Shangle, I donlt see what harm it did for us to ride arOund town a little while with Della. Of course, if we had gone over towards Walla Walla, but since we diclnit-well, I donit know, 'I just donit seem to see it like you do. Mr. Shangle: must admit that you broke rules. the faculty, please. Very possibly not, Dorothy, but you Now let me hear from Dean Howard: I am very sorry that this has hap- pened, but I feel as Mr. Shangle does, that there should be a llcampusli made. If we, as a school, are to hold any prestige, we cannot let these little things slip. How do you feel about it, Miss Stimson? Miss Stimson: I feel as you do, Mr. Howard, and while it hurts me very much to see Dorothy and Joe eainpussed yet I know 1t is the wise thing. I love all the boys and girls and that is why I feel that they should be protected by licampussingg'l Mr. Shangle: Yes. Well, lets hear from the others now. lVliss Kurth: It seems to me that the moral standing of the school should not be lowered by one or two and I am heartily in favor, for my part. of IiiCEllllpussinoJ: these two. I i b Fifty-six tangle: Well, I just Stewart: tDmWSIIy lenks: If you just a in'tyou think that W1 Shangle: Possibly. pl illtKlVeen: ldon't :ssed. ldonlt think 1 'Shangle: The most ipus. but there is so iislme-nttoo severe. I telagultyr in campl 35; lothing need bi llIlQOple want no ilbutlhave a