Columbia College - Cayuse Yearbook (Milton, OR)

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Little spots of knowledge, Little puffs of wit Make .the simple Freshmen Think the Seniors ttitiy Lives of Seniors all remind us We can make our lives like theirs, And, departing, leave behind us ti? Footfoots 0n the college stairs. Little pieces of rubber, ' Little drops of paint, Make the bad report card Look 'as if it arintt. English Teacher-JtShow how the word tplentyt is used incorrectly? Needy Seniorettl have plenty of money;-Thatts incorrect? Senior tin VirgiU-ettOmnipotens JunoW-Omnipotent Junior. Mary had a little horse, Its head was wise as Caesar, And everywhere that Mary went, This pony wenteto please her. It followed her to class one day, Which was against the rule. The teacher took it by the ear And turned it out of school. Now Mary roams disconsolate. Heartbroken and alone, And says: ttIf youtve a pony, dear, J ust keep it safe at home? i ! 3 E g j? i ;! Hungry History pupil tnear lunch timeeettThe soldiers had a hard time until refreshment reinforcements camef, ManleeettAn infantry is a place where babies are kept? Allce tanxwusly seeking a copy of Pilgrinfs Progresst-NOh, Rose, dear, have you a BunyanPt, ' L - vi. t .: iMuxgv - - w- VA Ar .x- Deep wisdom-Swelled head, Brain fevereI-Iets dead. A Senior. False fair 011e-Hope fled, Heart bustedeHeE dead. A J unior. Went skating, ttis said, Floor bumped him-He's dead. A Sophomore. Milk famine-Unfed, Starvation---He's dead. A Freshman. Fifty-two H Nee:

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