Columbia College - Cayuse Yearbook (Milton, OR)

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11 .' .. thur 11m Walk tr;- Hing? r 9 V. IL: or. :hasize the 1- ?d. nut. in the ltrnually bane : meamng of pran I In marriage. day with the sumewhzr 1 here any place. Violet. is Mom. 10 first man? me, a little lnudervwhw'f v scumd 111sz valk a great deal. 1 walking shoes. hat WWI dld' ITIVC 5r ml ..1'. Elil'orIr' I , PI h1i... ll HIE; pr: . Veninxlt bmg 0n the ' 71C? 6 susmmedt W Question: Is it Martin, Gilbert or Alice? Strange how words express our thoughts, isnt it? Heard at Play Practice : : 2: Mr. Radcliff: The campus is the beginning and ending. Miss Compton: IIll scald him with a bucket of hot lye. Mr. Eby: Why have not the Iowa animals a more complete digestive sys tem? Mamie: They are too small and any way they woulant know how to use one if they did. Mr. Orr: Frances are you going to the lecture today? Frances: No. I have a more pressing engagement on hand. Mr. Orr: Will you press mine too? Miss Compton: Oust arrived from Walla Wallay Well, Roy, I havenIt seen you very much lately. Roy: tSadlyI Well, Miss Compton I don,t get out very often. Mamie upon entering the drug store to purchase some brunette face powder evidently became pretty fussed. Clerk: What is it for you young lady? Mamie: Have you any Djer Kiss face powder-auburn shade? Violet: tat the dinner table, when the subject of Changing names came upy Guess IIll change my name to Viola. Victor Orr: If thatIs the case IId better change mine to Victrola. Minnie: Why, I diant think Titania was .OberonIs wife. They were not married were they? Miss Atkins: Why do you think that? Minnie: Because they seemed to be so fond of each other. Margaretha: DonIt my glasses make me look intellectual? Chester: Yes, aren,t they powerful? Francis: Woman, do you desert me after leading me on thus? Alice: I never led you on. Francis: You told me that the fortune teller told you that you were to spend the rest of your days wedded to a handsome blonde young man, w1th the grace of a Greek god and the voice of an Eolian harp. Mr. Shangle: The young man stayed very late, Miss Lida. Lida: Yes sir, I was showing him some pictures. Mr. Shangle: Next time he calls show him a few of my electric light bills. Velma: I want a pair of the best gloves you have. Clerk: Yes mam, how long do you want them? . Velma: Don,t be insulting. I want to buy them, not hire them. If a man slipped on a polished Hoor and was killed what would Wallace: you call it? Leonel: A hard wood finish. Dorothy: Yes, I felt dreadfully sorr beard on crutches. y for him, he was an old man with a Forty-seven

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A well known couple from C. J. C. upon their first walk together, one Sunday. . . Roy: Shall we go to EndeaVor this evening? ' Mamie: fSoberlyi Endeavor to what? Why is the Dorm phone so busy after 9 P. M.? Ask Cecil Hieks-the telephone operator. Mr. Howard: tin Penmanship, to emphasize the rule; 'IfPractice snakes pcrfectfiy When I go home from school tired out, in the evening I want it qu1et so I can rest or read, but some one is continually banging on the piano as tho ' their hands weighed a ton. Miss Atkins: Please, some one give the meaning of propose. Doris: tShrewdlyJ To offer oneis self in marriage. Violet appeared at Mr. Orris studio one day with the somewhat surprising question: Violet: Mr. Orr, is my Beloved here? Mr. Orr: Why, I donit see him around here any place, Violet. Violet: I mean my song, ffBeloved, it is Morn? Mr. Orr: O-eh. Mr. Shangle: tin chapeD Who was the first man? A few: fWeaklyy Adam. ' Mr. Shangle: Now come on, every one, a little louder-who was the first man? All : Adam. Mr. Shangle: Fine, now who was the second man? . Richard: Eve. Mr. Kenoyer: The English women walk a great deal. Ruth: Is that why they say English walking shoes? Miss Atkins: Does any one know what Perry did? Gilbert: Died. Mr. Orr: ffNow Miss Mamie, weill have some sustained tonesf, and then he sang; ffThe day is bright and fair-r-rfi Mamie: ffThe day is bright and fair-r-rf, Mamie: ffI sing a song to thee? Mamie: II sing a song to thee? Mr. Orr: ffMy heart is thine aloneV a little louder Miss Mamie? Mamie: ffI die when Fm alone? Fox'ts'-six pix: id sash ,If A t r i .efji' 1 Im 'u '5 5h ow M Ii km tin uni II

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