Colorado College - Nugget Yearbook (Colorado Springs, CO)

Page 30 text:

SENIOR C L A S S Colors Pink and Dark Green Yell Who are ! who are ! who are we ! You are slow, don ' t you see? We are ! we are ! we are the p - E - O - P- L - E. Who are the People? Nineteen-three ! Class Officer Dr. Slocum Officers President E. J. Lake, A. B. Vice-President Fannie; Borst, A. B. Secretary-Treasurer. ... . . . .Louise Currier, A. B. 20

Page 32 text:

PARLEY IN GS W IT H CERTAIN PEOPLE Characters — A Phonograph and the Annual Board. Scene — The unnatural dignity and omniscience of the Senior Class, consisting of strong sporting proclivities, tempered by demure self-containedness and infinite tact; clear optimistic weather permeated by Prexy ' s ethicals and desultory readings in Browning, is the prevailing atmosphere. The Annum, Board — In session at South Hall, desperately work- ing in the last stages of inertia. Knock at the door. The Board (in chorus) Come in. (Enter small boy with large package.) Small boy. With the compliments of the Nugget Staff of 1903. Editor, ( untying package). A Phonograph. Board (in chorus) enthusiastically. Turn it on. Editor reads di- rections and excitedly touches key. Phonograph, (with insipid banjo-like quality of tone). Ahem! Would it not be a commendable idea, ladies and gentlemen, when a fellow feels that he must make confidences, if he would talk into a phonograph? Its repetition could then be controlled and if listened to in another mood really ought to be of salutary effect. ' The Annual Board, (immediately interested, starting as the phono- graph pauses). Whose voice? Phonograph (continuing). But when it comes to making confi- dences about other people and especially concerning that august and eru- dite body, the Senior class, it becomes a matter of rushing in where pro- fessors fear to tread. But 1 presume that you are all intimately acquainted with ' naughty-three ' and so you will not take these confidences too ser- iously. 22