Colorado Baptist University - Yearbook (Denver, CO)

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f fLeftJ Shaun Dunn must've fallen asleep during a heavy metal concert at Red Rocks and awakened the next morning to find the whole place deserted. Even his ride back to school is gone! Well, so much for english class today! ' YEAH! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED Well, you see...I was... uh... when I went on a safari hunt last summer, I was bitten by a strange fly and I came down with this exotic tropical disease called...uh...sleeping sickness! Yeah! That's what happened! Although C.B.U. is full of serious minded students, there are times when one just doesn't feel like going to class. When they finally show up in class, that's when the excuses begin. Well, I asked around a little to find out some of the students' favorite excuses for skipping class. These students that replied honestly have asked to remain anonymous, per- haps to save themselves the embarrassment of such ridiculous excuses. So, here are the top ten excuses for skipping class at C.B.U. 1. My toilet flooded and I was stranded on top of the toilet seat all day for fear of the infested waterslw 2.. I fell asleep in the shower this morning, hit my head on shower nozzle, and laid helplessly unconscious all day! 3. I was driving down the street and minding my own business when all of a sudden a weirdo hijacked my car and forced me to drive to the mall and spend S100 on neat clothesln 4. You see, I'm in this religion and I have to skip I0 one class per week as a sacrifice. 5. c'Well, I donit know this city very well and I went to the concert last night and couldn't find my way back!l' 6. It must've been something I ate at the cafeteria. 7. 'cl forgot to get my wet clothes out of the washing machine last night so I didnlt have any- thing to wear to class except socks, towels, and my cowboy boots. 8. I'm a transvestite and today is the day that I dress as a female, but I couldn't find any dresses or leg stockings. 9. I got an autograph from a member of the Denver Broncos, but when he saw me go into the stadium to watch the scabs play, he chased me down and beat me up. 10. No reason, Ijust hate anything that requires getting out of bed. That's allf' Well, there you are. the Top Ten Reasons for Skipping Class. Oh, by the way, there is a new club being started at C.B.U. and I recommend that the people who submitted these absurd excuses should join up. It's called C.L.O.A. CCompulsive Liars of Americaj X

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Z ww , l,,. V, A 'ff' if I 4' f s if faboveb The faculty is one of the most important ingredients at C.B.U. Teaching from a Christian view point is vital to the students who really want to soar high Jo Kadlecek, one of the many charasmatic personalities of the faculty, is shown here doing what she does best. Teaching! trightj Good study habits are a requirement here at C.B.U. Students striving to soar high in life look at studying as something that simply must be done. Harmony Kinner is simpy doing what she must. 12 K, !L! g. , 'A' V-. . Q My X at . Af' x J X 3 Cotoawon 5 V y.ar. i i , ,1,,l BAP l i 1 V 1 i 1 1 . l