Colonel E Brooke Lee Middle School - Cougar Yearbook (Silver Spring, MD)

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How The Turtles Got Their Shells Once there were two kingdoms, the lizzards and the turtles. They looked exactly alike, and it was impossible to tell them apart. There was a constant argument about who would get more land than an- other, who would get this, and who would get that. So one day the leaders got together and decided to settle these disagreements once and for all. They agreed to have a battle the next day. Both leaders hurried on their way for they had to train their troops for combat. The lizzards decided they would get on the mountain and throw down small boulders on the turtles. The turtles who were not very smart decided that since the lizzards were going to throw boulders down on them they would throw them back. So the day for the battle came. The lizzards threw the boulders down upon the turtles. When the turtles were unable to throw them back because they were much too heavy, the turtles paniced. They ran around in circles. Pretty soon the turtles got hit with the rocks, but instead of squashing the turtles, the boulders stuck on their backs. This went on until the lizzards ran out of rocks, so the lizzards had to surrender. This is how the turtles conquered the king- dom of the lizzards and how the turtles got their shells. Carol Tantum WHY THE MOON IS MADE OF GREEN CHEESE I'm sure you've all heard the story of how the cow jumped over the moon. But that's not really how it happened. The cow, Matilda, was just soaring over the moon, when she decided to stop and explore. So she landed and started to explore. Not far away she spied a beautiful patch of the greenest grass she had ever seen. She walked over and sniffed at it. It smelled soooo good that she started to eat some. It was delicious, and she ate, and ate and ate until she was about ready to pop. Just then, the Man in the Moon happened by. He heard Matilda mooing, so he went and got his milking pail, and began to milk her. Pretty soon, the milk had completely filled the pail and was still coming. In less than ten minutes, Matilda had completely flooded the moon with milk, green milk, from the special green grass. Finally there was no more milk, but there was no more Matilda either! The milk slowly soaked into the ground and turned to cheese. And to this day, the moon is still made of green cheese. Carol Goldberg . ,,7, 7. , 05.41 gg fly, 7 fg ' -1 l CHILDHOOD l Childhood is: getting your very firstlbike. Childhood is: getting your allowance. Childhood is: getting your first cavities filled. Childhood is: sticking a fork in a wall socket. Childhood is: taking your father's raldio apart and not being able to put it back together againl Childhood is: losing one of the pool sballs. Childhood is: not being able to wait jfor fall so school will start. Childhood is:'not being able to wait lfor summer so school will end. Childhood is: getting in a fight and lpsing four front teeth Childhood is: becoming a teenager and wanting to start all over again. 2 Bob Rowe l r HOW THE MISSISSIPPI GOT IT'S NAME Years ago when southerners had slaves to do their work, a few who had harsh masters used to run away. One such slave from Virginia who had managed to flee from a miserable master was Ippi. Ippi was an ambitious little fellow who was willing to work hard in order to survive. He was lucky enough to be taken in by a hardworking family who had settled near a river west of virginia. Ippi was nearly starving when he stumbled onto their land. With care and kindness he was soon well and working hard. Ippi was a talkative young fellow and eager to please. On Sunday the family with whom Ip? i lived decided to have a picnic near the river. It wasp a warm, happy day and the picnic was great fun fdr all until Mrs. Chisem fell into the river. She couldn'l swim. Ippi ran to the water's edge shouting, Aissus, Missusf' Ippi, she cried. Ippi she cried. ppi, help me! Ippi couldn't swim either, but he jumped right into the water to try to save her. Mr. Chisem hear their shouting and luckily he could swim. Ht dived into the water and was able to save both Mrs. Chisem and Ippi. After the excitement was over they had a good laugh when they decided to call the river Mississip- P1 Carol Cooper l

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I Heard A Prediction fHours Before The Fightj I heard a prediction, that in the fight, Mohamad will knock Joe, out of sight. Like a big explosion, from a small bout, Taking Joe Frazier, for a trip way out. There in the sky, at the point of midnight, Don't be surprised to see an odd sight. Cause it will be Frazier, trying to flee, From the hard punching fist of Mohamad Ali. Billions will wait, even in cold weather, To see if Joe Frazier, comes down together. After a while, when he comes down in vain, Ali will be ready, to knock him up again. This cycle will look like, a superstar, Playing around with an amateur spar, Or like an eight foot, savage bear, Wrestling a freak, who works at a fair. After the fight, some'll say Ali's hot, But others won't agree, they'll say definitely not ! One things for sure, one'll come out like fire, And some hope its Ali, cause they think he should retire. Frazier is calm, you may say he's cool, But after the fight, he'll feel like a fool, So don't stick around, he may be on fire, Just write him a note, asking him to retire. One thing some hate, about Mohamad Ali, Is that he brags too much, we all agree. So since he does that, much more than Joe, Some hope he looses, and suffers a hard blow. Ali is good lcause he is tall, But let me tell you, that is not all. He's got a strong punch, and hops around so fast, It makes you wonder, how long he will last? Well the answer is coming, right from the ring, Where we shall see, who gets the hard swing, And welll see, who is the most tense, And who has the better, off and defense. What the world, is wondering tonight, ls who the champ, will be of this fight. Derek Parker 43 Why Skunks Smell Once upon a time there was a skunk named Daisy. Unlike any other skunk, Daisy loved perfume. She had many different kinds of perfume. Ond day Daisy decided to clean out her home, because that night she was going to give a party. She would go through her bottles of perfume, and throw the ones that she couldn't use anymore away. When she went to open a bottle that was stuck, she pulled so hard she slipped and fell. BANG! CRASH! The bottles had fallen all over the floor. All the perfumes that were strong mixed and it made her whole home have a terrible smell. She tried everything she could to get rid of the smell. But she couldn't. Well she got the place cleaned up but the smell was still there. She couldn't do anything now because her guests were arriving. They noticed the odor but didn't say anything about it. Then all of a sudden the smell started to rub off on everyone. From that day on Skunks have had an unbearable smell. Harriett Chidel FRUSTRATION Frustration is watching a bird soar gracefully about your head and your being such a clod, that you trip over your own two feet while you are watching it. It is studying five hours in one night while you miss all of your favorite television programs, and the next day the snow is so deep that you can't go to school. Frustration is being accused of something of which you are innocent, but looking guilty because of circumstantial evidence. Frustration is making a jumpsuit, and discovering you sewed the darts on the wrong side. Frustration is being unable to explain what frustration means. Ardy Lester DD

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EMBARRASSMENT Embarrassment is walking into the boy's locker-room on the first day of school. Embarrassment is having to act out Embarrassment in drama. I Embarrassment is being sure you're right, and finding out youlre wrong. 'K 4 Embarrassment is squirting orange juice all over your boyfriend. gm it Embarrassment is dropping your deodorant on the way to school. Embarrassment is getting your maxi-coat stuck in the escalator when the sign warned you. . Avi Embarrassment is buying a lot of clothes and finding out you don't have enough money. 5 I Lf Embarrassment is having your baby sister cry in church. i Embarrassment is when your pants split when you are bending over. Embarrassment is having your false eyelash drop in your soup. 'X , Embarrassment is when your father cusses in the car, and your friends are there. -G Embarrassment is saying mean things about your friend, and finding out she's listening. k Embarrassment is being weighed on the scale when everybody's watching. And most of all embarrassment 1S being embarrassed. Miriam Lefkowitz HOW WE GOT THE CLOUDS Once there was an Indian boy named Swift Foot. He was the son of a chief named Running Bull. Run- ning Bull and Swift Foot were very close, for Swift Foot's mother had died when he was a young child. Swift Foot had a normal happy childhood. He loved the outdoors. On his twelfth birthday Running Bull said to him, My son it is time you learn the practices of a mann. For the next few months Running Bull and Swift Foot trapped, hunted and fished together. Swift Foot was having a wonderful time. His father also taught him smoke-signals. As he grew older he was known as the best smoke signaler in the tribe. People would always call on him. Swift Foot met a girl named Golden Fawn. They fell in love and were married. They had a little son named Little Fox. Five months after Little Fox was born Golden Fawn died. Swift Foot was heartbroken and couldn't bear it. He wanted to be with Golden Fawn. Two days after Golden Fawn's burial ceremony Swift Foot went to the top of the tallest hill. He built a fire and started sending smoke signals. They were to his dead wife saying, Fm coming Golden Fawn. He had given Little Fox to his best friends, Black Bear and White Feather, to take care of him. Then he stuck a knife through his heart. The smoke signals remained in the sky forever. Karen McConnell The Rematch T'was 5 minutes before that very big fight. Joe Frazier had slept but one hour that night. Ali walked in, and there came up a roar, And into the aisles the fans started to pour. As Frazier saw Ali he shivered with fear, And started to run like a fleet-footed deer. The ref stopped Frazier as he let out a cry, Please mister, I don't want to dieli' From his corner Frazier starred into Ali's eye, And fell to his knees and started to cry. The bell rang and Frazier charged into the ring, Ali slugged him, thinking he's be the new Heavyweight King Then Ali threw a left hook to Frazier's hairy face. It looked like Joe Frazier was out of the race. Frazier fell to the floor, his face turning white, And this was the end of the very big fight. Harry Blumenkrantz David Bates S ff f -