Colon High School - Magi Yearbook (Colon, MI)

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What do you mean, A snow day? Are you serious? “Happiness means quiet nerves.” — W. C. Fields ROBERT L. HANSEN is our super; He never ever pulls a blooper; Says he likes to camp; He's brighter than a lamp; At Colon Schools he's our leading trooper. G. L. BOSSHART is our man, the princ; He thought of June, he's been smiling since; He has a T-bird; Or so we all have heard; Has a new baby and diapers to rinse. You're sure he's from CHS? Oooh! So you're the new substitute. But, Daddy, I don't want to get my picture taken. 5

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V Hey, what are you doing? I need a spoon for the sugar. Should we invest in an air conditioner or a swimming pool? Should we hire an English teacher or a math teacher? Should we keep a six-hour day or move to modular scheduling? The Colon Board of Education faces similar questions constantly. They consistently strive to maintain our positive points and to improve our others. Problem-solvers include FIRST ROW: Vice-President PAT HERSHEY, President UDELL LEPLEY, and Trustee CONNIE SMITH. SECOND ROW: Trustee ALLAN KING, Treasurer WESLEY SAXMAN, Secretary TED SCHIPPER, and Trustee GAYLORD IOBE.

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I told you I had FFA meetings, Jennie. Now do you believe me? A Marlin King Colon had an ag teacher named King; FFA and shop were his big thing; He could really dance; He even ripped his pants; Wife says he never leaves a bathtub ring. Shut those bus windows; they're for emergency only! Can't you read? B Russ Adrianson Adrianson is our science pro; Teaches the junior high what they know; He's really quite hip; Went on the senior trip; On the bowling lane he's never too low. This is an optical illusion. Can you identify the real yo-yo? C Bob Trenary Colon's math man, Trenary's his name; Basketball is his favorite game; He lives in a dome; Practices chess at home: To the juniors he brought Basic H fame. Why am I taking attendance? You people do not even belong here; this is my conference hour. D John Rittman Wars, Congress, TR, Jackson, and stuff; Oh, please Rittman, we have had enough; He likes to play chess; His desk is quite a mess; Don't call him Turtle, or it will be rough. I've told you to be quiet for the last time; now I'm taking some immediate action. E W. Schermerhorn Schermerhorn taught English and Shakespeare; A black bow tie he always did wear; He really loved school; He could make Shakespeare cool Had a mustache, to his nose it was near. But, Alice, I like to give E's. F Jan Rhoade A variety show from Mom Rhoade; Business comes first is always her code; Yearbooks are her bag: Her classes never lag; Seeds of lasting friendship are always sowed. -S ( IJ W. C. Fields Your kid looks like a monkey