Colon High School - Magi Yearbook (Colon, MI)

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I know you've got overdue library books in your room. If you do not return them, I'm gonna' bust ya'. A Ramona Thaxton Thaxton is Colon's library guard; From her you can get a reading card; She will help you out; If you begin to shout; Please quiet down, or you just might be barred. B Carol Ross There was a history teacher named Ross; Who was very nice and never cross; Always slept in class; Could never get a pass; She was the big seventh and eighth grade boss. C Linda Haas Haas is the junior high lass; You really learn a lot in her class; Directed a play; That made the seniors' day; She also advises the freshmen mass. Blue happy face on Monday; yellow happy face on Tuesday; no we have a half day; yellow on Wednesday; peach can be Thursday; scheduling is certainly a burden. D Maurice Williamson—he's our counseling guide; Talk to him whenever you have cried; He likes to announce; And a ball he can bounce; His smile is certainly big and quite wide. Prepare for a 50-minute timed writing; I want to finish reading the sports section. E Sam Wright In the typing room he's always Wright; He is also in sports, day or night; He received a pie; But he never did cry; His four little girls are a nice delight. Is that a dirty word? F Martha Shellenbarger Shellenbarger always wears a smile; Most junior high have her for a while; She likes a good book; I bet she's a good cook; English is her major field (what a style!) They listen if I sing the homework assignment. G Larry Rulesar Kulcsar is our leading baseball pro; He most-

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C'mon, ref, get in the game! G Mike Young Young is our football man of the year; When he's around, boys never drink beer; Walking on the floor; The ref says, Coach, no more; Teaches history and ole world studies here. I have a nickel in my purse you can borrow. H John Converse Converse was Colon's science meanie; When it came to Chem. , what a genie; Got married this year; to little Margy dear; Says, Junior high brains are teeny-weeny. My gosh, it has eaten my hand! I Elaine Amor In the home ec room you find Amor; She could make pie from an apple core; Cheer-leading's her bag; The girls' hair cannot sag; She has fun quizzes you cannot ignore. There's ABC gum on my shoe. J Dave Percival Percival was Colon's phys. ed. man; Hated Right Guard, but always used Ban; Coach of basketball; Even helped with football; And everybody was his lovin' fan. I suppose you want the floor plans of the bank and vault back? K Rob Hellenga Hellenga is our man in the shop; He got married 'cause he couldn't mop; He plays the guitar; And he sings like a star; At Colon High School he's really on top. P. S. This section could have been printed in color if Coach Sam Wright had been generous and donated his winnings. (Too bad Sandy left the marshmallow topping out. )

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Ya jlA ly says yes, never says no; He comes from afar; It's good he has a car; He assigns math problems row after row. That's some fingernail; I'd be embarrassed, too. H Don Swikoski Swikoski, outstanding music guy; When he directs, band members do fly; Likes to sit and fish; For the food on his dish; When he sees bees or wasps, he yells oh, my. Sealtest Smile of the Week Winner I Ira Clark Clark is Colon's smiling candy man; He teaches us to drive if he can: At night he does bowl; There's sunshine in his soul; If he can't teach you math, nobody can. How constructive! She is making a mistake. J Mervin Miller Miller is our noon hall duty guy; He never lets a student go by; He is our AD; He's a little cutie; To the telephone he always does fly. . .. and then when they drop the trap door, you fall and break your neck. That's the way detention should be. K Kathy Curtis Curtis is our girls' jock, number one; When she's around, there's always some fun; She makes sand candles; And with leather handles; And her basketball team has always won. But I don't know how to re ad! L Jack Finch Finch is our expert poetry chief; English for all is his firm belief; His clothes are quite mod; Coaches the debate squad; Does a super job, no student can beef. That's right, I teach biology; but that is not a caterpillar under my nose. M Gil LeRoque LeRoque is the student's science friend; Keeps you up on the snowmobile trend; He enjoys fishing; For snow days he's wishing; And on his strict rules he never will bend.