Colo High School - Memories Yearbook (Colo, IA)

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Kathryn Fish: waiter bring me two poached eggs on toast, and mince pie with plenty of powdered sugar on lt. waiter: Adam and Eve on a raft--a hunk of everything, and let it come in a snowstorm. Mr. Grant: Martin, did you ever at any time give any thought to being a better boy? Martin: Sure did. Once I had the appendi-eeatus. Mr. Grant: gsure, but you d1dn't go on and be good. Martin: Course nott Donoha see, I got well again? at Donna was on her way to church with a woman who thought a great deal of her, and was handling a nickel which had been given to her to put in the collection platel With a wistful look she asked, 'Don't you wish church was like store and would give us back some change?' ' so , Betty: Margaret, what is a synonym?' Margaret: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. ' gnu .0 The teacher was giving a lesson on creation. Ray interrupted' with the remark: 'My father says we are descended from apes. Teacher: 'Your private family matters have no interest for the class.' . Martin: What's the matter, Tom? . Tom: I am so worried. I wrote two notes, one to my brother asking him if he thought I was a fool, and the other asking my girl if she would marry me. While I was out somebody telephoned and said 'Yes' and I don't know which of them it was.' Mother: Why do you want a light left in your room when you go to bed, dear? Are you afraid? Gladys: No mother, I want it so I can see to go to sleep.

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Russ: Do you believe in free love? Shirley: Have I ever sent you a bill? There are three sides to every story--his, yours, and the truth. Mr. Orr: Write a sentence using 'Notwithstand1ng.' Martin: ' Father wore out the seat of his pants, but not with standing. Tommy, the office boy, had worked hard onus Wsalaryn of Ss a week. He was a subdued little chap, faithful and quiet. Finally he plucked up enough courage to ask for 8. P81860 ' Employer: How much more would ou like? Tommy: Well, I don't think gs a week more would be tob much. Employer: You are a rather snall boy to be earning S8 a week. n Tommy: I know I am small for my age, but to tell the truth ,since I've been working here, I've been so busy I haven't had time to grow. He got the ralsel ' Ray: Mike was drowned last night. Tom: Couldn't he swlmfmk Ray: Yes, but he was a union man: he swam for eight hours and quit o Teacher: Velda, you shouldn't laugh out loud in the school room. Velda: CApologet1callyJ I d1dn't mean to, but I was smiling, and all of a sudden the smile broke out. but MPO OPP: Shirley' w Tell me one or two things about John Milton. . Well, he got married and he wrote Paradise Lost. A Then his wife died, and he wrote Paradise Regained.

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NAME Myrna Davis Kathryn Davis Tom Cummings Margaret Bell Dorothy Halsted Donna Dawson Tommy williams Betty Rogers STRICTIY CONFIDENTIAL CHARACTERISTIC Most modest Biggest Gigvler Most Quiet Most flirtatlous Ambitious Wittiest Most Devoted Couole Frances Stokesbary Most Technical Kathryn Fish Shirley Andrew Ellen V. Allie Gladys Smith Martin Riese Raylweir Veda Thornton Velda Thornton Joke Contributor- Advisor Most Brilliant Tinlest 1 Clown of the class Most Carefree Douhle Trouble AILNENT Quletness State Center Esshful Love Blushing Nisecrfcks Each other Musical Shows Eating winking Day Dreaming Soldiers Sleeping ln class Girls A Sailor ' Errors in typing REMEDY Talk more Send him OVSPQ Companion ship Marriage Undiscov- ered Keeping Wuie t Marriage More Westerns StryAeway from food Black eye Already Solved Trim to washington Getvin earlier More Girls Ten day leave Don't type