Collinwood High School - Railroader Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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“CONTACT” Last Will and Testament of the 1930 Class WE the January graduating class of 1930 desirous of providing for our successors do hereby and hereon make and declare this our last will and testament: Item One: We make Philip Hint president of the June 1930 graduating class our executor. Item Two: To the Tenacious 12IPs we wish to convey our dignity ami Ubiquity. Frieda Bartels, Gus Klauminxer, William Johnson, Jack Murphy, and Catherine Hand will and bequeath to the 12B’s their seats as 12A Student Councilors. Item Three: To our Alma Mater. Collinwood High School, we leave our beautiful photographs ns a perpetual reminder of our class. Item Four: Dorothy Quine, Mary Perfors, and Catherine Hand wish to bequeath their places on the Tower Staff to any one who will be able to keep up the good work. Item Five: Frieda Bartels, Phyllis Leach. Alice Norton. Robert Satkovic, Edith Rider, and Bill Johnson will and bequeath their dramatic ability to Raymond Fran .en. John Raymond, and anyone else who can use it. Item Six: Ann Weis and Marion Farinacci will and bequeath to Angie Mencini their accomplishments in singing. Item Seven: Jack Murphy, Mary Perfors, Dorothy Quine, Thane Laymon, and Alice Norton bequeath their Spotlight and Quill and Scroll places to Fern Brindley, Florence Rothenberg and Ralph Monro. Item Eight: The English students desire to will and bequeath to Mr. Myers a volume containing the lives, works and literary characteristics of the Victorian Poets. Item Nine: The math students desire to will and bequeath to Mr. Parker a class that will rate 100% in all Trig tests. Item Ten: The students of chemistry and physics wish to will and bequeath all broken apparatus to the science department. Page seventeen

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“CONTACT’' And then as a finish Kamilla Larson and Clara Chanon are going to he comptomctcrists at Ci. II. Q. The well-known lawyers George Stanley and Thane Laymon, are going to handle all accident cases for the Drome”. Midshipman David Mcriclc will show the latest thing in seaplanes to William Johnston, designer at the field. Kenneth Warren, producer of the play, Wingless Days”, written by Gus Klauminzer, plans to work at ground school to study up on fine points of flying before producing the play. ■; -••(“If Joe Infalvi will entertain the directors of the field with a song and dance act. Professor Harry Sehauss will teach Math at ground school. Harry Wheaton. John Ruie and Frank F.ntke will he employed as destruction engineers. (You know, dcstruct things.) Coach Edward Ackley predicts a great future for the field football team. Herbert Primosch plans to be publicity man for the field, aided by Jack Murphy. Bv their figures you shall know them. William Backus and Bob Satkovie take the positions of crack auditors in the company. The second Buddy Rogers, Adrien Truesdnle. is training to take the lead in the newest airplane thriller just about to be released by Paramount. William Hoffman will do tin- ground work on the newest plane. George and Harry Foster arc going to be salesmen of the Aircraft Corporation. Never to be late again Frank Coschia will wake the field up with his milk wagon at four a. m. Ernest Kaufman will be successful in inventing a plane that goes straight up with tin- help of Louis Pirc. Walter Arnold wants to be a cloud inspector for the U. S. under the direction of Bob Kenworthv. It’s such easy work. Wingless Kenneth Flanigan and Albert Anker will try to become flyers, hoping to use their experience as truck drivers to aid them. Breaking out in print Daniel Darnell and Arthur Davis are going to be reporters on the Plain Dealer in order that they may get passes to things. Because of his impressive voice, William Schleicher will be the radio announcer at G. II. Q. Bruce Umstcad and Mario Liatti will set up in business for themselves—an undertaking establishment near tin- field. They can expect lots of business. Page sixteen

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“CONTACT” Item Eleven: All of ns desire to will and bequeath to Miss Collings a pamphlet containing absolutely all the information on the 71st Congress. Item Twelve: The Latin students desire to will and bequeath to Miss Rebert a volume of Latin poetry. Item Thirteen: The French students desire to will and bequeath to Miss Hotchkiss quieter study halls and classes. Item Fourteen: The German students desire to will and bequeath to Miss Krug n perfect translation. Item Fifteen: The art students desire to will and bequeath to Miss Ward students to take the place of David Mericle, William Johnson. Christine Howe, and Dorothy Ilirsch. Item Sixteen: To Mr. Yost we desire to will and bequeath five megaphones to be used in directing the future teams. Item Seventeen: To Mrs. McAncrney we wish to will and bequeath our names for use on the petition asking for new typewriters. Item Eighteen: To Miss Hawkins we will and bequeath six unbreakable needles to be used in sewing machines. Item Nineteen: To all the faculty wc desire to give all the hope and sympathy that will enable them to develop tin- I2B's as well as they have the 12A’s, although we realize that it is almost impossible. Item Twenty: To Mr. Whitney, our principal, and to the assistant principals we desire to will and bequeath those things which we have forgotten to mention if they can find them. Wc, the Ubiquitous !2A's of January J930, declare this above will and testament to be our last. The above will and testament was made in tin- presence of each of us and by request we sign our names as attesting witnesses. R. C. Allen F. M. Carl Charlotte Bockks Mabel S. Finley C. F. Matthias C. W. Chance Page eighteen