Collingwood District Collegiate Institute - Gleaner Yearbook (Collingwood, Ontario Canada)

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xl IDIOSYNCRASIES OF GRADE XIII Grant Nixon: 'Who do you think I am, a perfect idiot?' Barb Kulow: 'Well nobody's perfect.' Ed. Garback: is one of those new hydrolic types--shiftless. Mr. Boyle Qexplaining the work of the bloodlz 'If I stood on my head, the blood would rush to my head and my face would become red. Now, why don't my feet turn red when I'm standing erect?' 'Cam' McKay: ' Please, sir, your feet ain't empty.' Fran Hartle: 'Why does a clock run?' Glen McFarlane: 'You would, too, if you had ticks.' Judge: 'Didn't you see the sign, 'Fine for Parking,'?' Jo Munro: 'Yes, and I agreed with it.' Don Rough: 'There is something preying Carol Brophy: 'Never mind it will soon Wendy Campbell: 'These phonographs are Kay Bell: 'Yes, but I don't want a lot around the house.' on my mind.' starve.' excellent reproducers.' of little phonographs running Ruth McIntyre: 'What's a good definition of skiing?' 'Goose': 'A winter sport that people learn in several sittings.' Miss Clark lin Algebra periodl: 'Don Hudson! Will you please try to use your head once in a while.' Don Hudson KThinking hardlz 'I don' Floyd: 'Say, Ray, did you see that Ray: 'That's nothing, when I first Jinny' Chenault: 'What have you got 'Ace' Beatty: 'A thought struck me t know what you mean, Miss C1ark.' girl that went past, she smiled at me.' saw you I laughed out loud.' the bandage around your head for?' Y! o Norm Besse: 'I don't like girls. They're too biased.' Don Donner: 'How's that?' Norm: 'Every time I go out with one, its buy-us this and buy-us that until I'm broke.' Art Scrannage: 'You don't mind my singing do you?' Ted Roberts: 'Not at all. I work in a saw-mill.' Sonny Foley,lmisquoting Macbethlz 'All the world's a stage--and women make most of the scenes.' Nothing annoys Mary Louise so much as boys who whistle--at other girls. What most teachers would like from Carol Brophy remarks instead of so many wise ones. When Walter's car stalls, Helen should be ready Mr. Bull: 'Shirley, hit Don Buckingham and wake Shirley Macklem: 'Hit him yourself, you put him are a few intelligent to do likewise. him up.' to sleep.' Paul Wessenger:'Isuppose I'm just a little pebble on the beach of your life. Norma McArthur: 'You might stand a chance if you were a little boulder.' Christine Tilden.'Where did John McAllister meet Carol Ridley?' DOrothy Timmons. 'In a revolving door, and'he's been going around with her ever since. Ken Richardson: 'Dear, I'm knee-deep in love with you.' Betty Martin: 'Okay, I'll put you on nw'wad1ng l1st.' Marlene Kon stagey: 'Romeo, Romeo, where-fort art thou, Romeo?' Dolson lfrom afarl: 'I'm in the balcony -- it's cheaper.'

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K K O A MI U ll S E T li I T C E5 Front Rows A, Scrannage, G. McFarlane, C. McKay, D. Donner. Second Row: L. Cober, C. Ridley, N.Steed, D. Timmons, C. Brophy, W. Campbell, V. Chenault C. Tilden, N. McArthur, F. Hartle, B. Kulow, G. A. Munro. Third Rows K. Bell, B. Martin, P. Wessenger, J. McAllister, D. Buckingham, D. Black, D- Roush. P' 308tty. K- Richardson, S. Macklsm, M.L. Playter, M. Lane. Fourth Row: W. Rigney, A. Foley, G. Nixon, D. Hudson, R. Gorsline, F. McDenm1d, T. Roberts, H. Dolson, N. Besse. Absent: H. E mett, R. McIntyre, E. Garback, B. Crew, T. l rray, Form Teachers hiss Clark. Hello again Gleaner Readers and Grade XIII Admirers Welcome to station ABCD. Stay tuned to this station to hear ,'Chatter Between the Clatter,' which comes to you from studio 207 in the upper hall of the polygon C.D.C.I. This is Don Rough reporting to you under the capable direction of Miss Clark. le shall dispense with the advertising to give more room for our news. Our first achievement was the winning of the track and field pennant. It was a close race between gradesXIII,XIB, and XIIA, but we were able to come out on top by three points. The pennant was won mainly on the strength of Helen Emmett's five firsts and the outstanding achievements of the other girls. The boys gave a little support, but as we have no track and field stars we were unable to break an records. However we did have some stars on the football and basketball teams. Grant Nixon, Sonny Foley, Walter Rigney, John Montgomery, and Don Donner were outstanding in playing their several positions on the senior football team. The Senior Basket- ball team had suchrenownedplayers as 3 guard HGruntn Grant Nixon, forwards 'Buck' Don Buckingham, 'Sonny' Arthur Foley, and NScruff' Don Rough. The stars of the g1rl's basketball team wereg the infallible 'Root' McIntyre, the lndispenseable Barb. Kulow, and the sharp shooter Fran. Hartle. EVSU Vh0U8h some of us have classes every night after three we are represented in Hlm0St Bveryextra-curricular activity. Sonny Foley is the boy's President of the student's council. From the rest of our class there are five cheerleaders, two actors. one assistant stage director and two team managers. Now if you think this is all you're crazy. Bead on. Oh! Here is a special flash bulletin. The boys' upper-school volleyball tournament has been completed. After losing the first game our boys were able to defeat all other opposition and become the volleyball champions.

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